I have a few to start with from a previous thread: https://perb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=63356
Where the fuck did you learn to drive?
BLOW ME!
Am I in yet?
The only thing missing from that ass in my face!
This is fun, now get your finger out of my ass!
Don`t touch me, I don`t know where your hands have been!
Stupid twat!
I appeal to everybody who can do me absolutely no good...
Leafs suck, Leafs suck!
Flames suck, Flames suck! (for Julia`s benefit)
What did I miss?
Actually when people are lost and look REALLY lost, and make the mistake of asking me for directions, I like to respond with "you`re WAY off!". That usually leads to some good facial expressions on their part and would come in handy in multiple languages so I`ll add that one.
You`re way off!
JUMP! (handy if I`m stuck in traffic as some yahoo is perched on the Pattullo)
Don`t take him alive! (see above)
Yeah, suck it baby...and get my balls into the mix
The teeth...the teeth!
Compose yourself, pack up your shit and get the fuck out of my office
No really, that outfit looks GREAT on you!
Look, you`re a very beautiful girl but I think I`m a little too old for you (when I meet cougars I know are my age or older hehehe)
I bet that was the greatest 3 minutes of your life!
Where the fuck did you learn to drive?
BLOW ME!
Am I in yet?
The only thing missing from that ass in my face!
This is fun, now get your finger out of my ass!
Don`t touch me, I don`t know where your hands have been!
Stupid twat!
I appeal to everybody who can do me absolutely no good...
Leafs suck, Leafs suck!
Flames suck, Flames suck! (for Julia`s benefit)
What did I miss?
Actually when people are lost and look REALLY lost, and make the mistake of asking me for directions, I like to respond with "you`re WAY off!". That usually leads to some good facial expressions on their part and would come in handy in multiple languages so I`ll add that one.
You`re way off!
JUMP! (handy if I`m stuck in traffic as some yahoo is perched on the Pattullo)
Don`t take him alive! (see above)
Yeah, suck it baby...and get my balls into the mix
The teeth...the teeth!
Compose yourself, pack up your shit and get the fuck out of my office
No really, that outfit looks GREAT on you!
Look, you`re a very beautiful girl but I think I`m a little too old for you (when I meet cougars I know are my age or older hehehe)
I bet that was the greatest 3 minutes of your life!
