If you could fight anyone...

[the virgin gary]

Morrigan Pope John Paul II is like 90, he's in a wheel chair, and he has alzehimers. I'm pretty sure you could drop his ass. Damn Catholics with their jewel encrusted crowns.

 

[wolverine]

Mike Tyson...and to even the odds, allow me to use a taser and an aluminium baseball bat.

 

[yychobbyist]

Gary Coleman - because I know I could win.
Michael Landsburg - because he needs a beating.

 

[General Parts]

Mike Tyson...and to even the odds, allow me to use a taser and an aluminium baseball bat.

But he'll eat your children!! That's what he said to Lennox Lewis man!!!

 

[CL600]

Don't talk about the club.

I'd fight Tyler Durgen.

 

[the virgin gary]

Arrrrrgh you just broke the first two rules of Fight Club!

 

[zlmmm]

I'd fight Jerry Springer on a Jeraldo PPV Event (or vice-versa).

 

[dirk_dog]

theres many on here who could use an ass beating

 

[yychobbyist]

theres many on here who could use an ass beating

And there would be many on here who would pay to have an ass beating administered on them.

 

[blowfish]

Iron Mike.

Gary Coleman - because I know I could win.

Mike Tyson - because I know I could win.

 

[BYSON]

I'm the only guy on this thread that wants to get paid to fight, I want to be paid to fight like the guys on the Next Champ

 

[Buntoss]

I like to take down George W. He is the worldest biggest threat.

Plus he hates Canada, and eveything that it stands for.