If we suddenly lost the ability to lie, which profession would collapse first?

[Pumped]

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My first thought was 'used car salespeople', then 'realtors' and then (shocked gasp!) 'Service Providers'!!!

So my vote is that the oldest profession is likely the first profession to collapse when lying is no longer an option.

 

[Bang4thebuck]

Shamelessly stolen from Reddit!

My first thought was 'used car salespeople', then 'realtors' and then (shocked gasp!) 'Service Providers'!!!

So my vote is that the oldest profession is likely the first profession to collapse when lying is no longer an option.

An honest sex worker would have no clients. "Hey John, you're a gross looking, smelly, fat, balding, married creep and I want to scrub my skin off after every session." Whenever a working girls says any of the following to me: "you're so handsome", "you've got a big dick", "you made me cum", etc., I'm like, lady, chill, I'm horny, not delusional. 😅

 

[angry anderson]

Why is it this cunt came to mind?


Anyway. Politicians and religious leaders.

 

[lukom]

Why is it this cunt came to mind?


Anyway. Politicians and religious leaders.
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Belive it or not many religious leaders believe what they say, so I don't know if they'd lose the ability to lie if they believe it.

 

[masterblaster]

 

[apl16]

Lieyers/lawyers

 

[Harmony-bc]

An honest sex worker would have no clients. "Hey John, you're a gross looking, smelly, fat, balding, married creep and I want to scrub my skin off after every session." Whenever a working girls says any of the following to me: "you're so handsome", "you've got a big dick", "you made me cum", etc., I'm like, lady, chill, I'm horny, not delusional. 😅

The human body is made up of nerves. It’s possible to orgasm with just about anybody if the person can get over the internal voices that might tell her what she’s doing is “bad”. I’ve always been “bad” so no problems there 🤪

I tell little white lies all the time. I’m also bluntly honest a lot of the time. I’d survive having to not lie. I’d just have to get really creative with my compliments.

My humiliation clients probably wouldn’t be clients anymore tho cause they could just go anywhere to get people to be mean to them lol

 

[mckennalee]

Why is it this cunt came to mind?


Anyway. Politicians and religious leaders.
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I agree that it would be politicians first!

As an SP I find that transactional sex can actually be a lot more honest than other sex. I think that in a world where none of us could lie the oldest profession would adapt and evolve, and continue to persist like it always has.

 

[Harmony-bc]

I agree that it would be politicians first!

As an SP I find that transactional sex can actually be a lot more honest than other sex. I think that in a world where none of us could lie the oldest profession would adapt and evolve, and continue to persist like it always has.

Transactional sex is my kink!

 

[GentlemanJack69]

Politicians for sure.

 

[Harmony-bc]

This poor bastard would be outta work , and his wife ( Morgan Fairchild …. Yeah , Morgan Fairchild ) would probably leave him View attachment 124717

I just looked that up. Morgan Fairchild is 75 and her last partner just died in 2023. Maybe you’re thinking of someone else? I follow Morgan Fairchild on blue sky. She really hates Trump lol

 

[Newuser505]

Acting. The whole profession is a lie.

Polygraph examiner

Also, i dont agree with politicians. The ones we have now wont make it. But if lying is impossible, then politics would truly be led by those who mean what they say.

 

[ChadFuckly]

Politics.
Acting i dont really consider lying. In the end acting is mentally putting yourself into a time and a place and a person, if anything acting is closer to divination,
For good actors, than it is to lying. Most actors aren't good actors. But the ones who are, ghaddamn.
like Keanu Reeves, he is quite literally, just Keanu in every single role, never seen him change the swagger of his voice, or use an accent, or even have a different haircut.
Same can be said about Nicholas Cage, who apparently parties like he's Hunter S Thompson.

 

[viola]

Definitely politicians. Although realtors would come a close second!

 

[masterpoonhunter]

Without question politicians.
Close second would be my second ex wife but why ruin an otherwise lovely thread!

 

[sybian]

Digital creators on Facebook….right after lawyers.

 

[apl16]

Digital creators on Facebook….right after lawyers.

When you hear some people speak with a certain drawl, lawyer sounds exactly like liar!

 

[Harmony-bc]

Sorry Harmony, I have more than a few calendar years on you. It dates back to an SNL skit where John Lovitz plays “ Pathological liar Tommy Flanagan “ and has a tendency to build on his lies as he speaks.
He would make a great Republican these days . 😁

He’s married to her in a snl skit?

I’ve never really watched that much tv so I don’t get many references to tv shows. (Except Buffy the vampire slayer and Xena warrior princess . I’ve watched every episode of those two lol). Although I do like snl. I’ve probably only watched a handful of them. I read, play video games or make times for friends.

 

[Harmony-bc]

No she never appears on it with him , he is usually elevating different lies and frequently brings up her name as “ his wife “ .
Shows been around for 50 yrs ( some bad stuff but overall good with great hosts and musical guests )

Oh haha. I get it now. I know the show and how long it’s been around. I’d just rather do other stuff than watch tv 💕

 

[licks2nite]

We aren't liars. We just repeat the meme of the last person we spoke with.