If pigs had wings, could they fly...

[shockley]

Owing to the profundity of some recent threads on PERB, I would like to offer my own.

If pigs had wings, could they fly? Keep in mind that their convex shaped bellies have the potential to create a negative venturi effect, offsetting any benefits gained by having wings.

Please keep submissions to 5000 words or less.

 

[Man Mountain]

I saw a pig fly once. A catapult was involved though. (Just a note to the animal lovers of this forum with no sense of humour, I did not actually see this happen. Was just a joke and no pigs were harmed in the writing of it. In fact, the fictional pig was catapulted into a big ol' stack of hay where he landed safely. Yeah. That's it. That's my story and I'm sticking to it. )

Also, while the following has nothing to do with flying pigs, it's about woodchucks chucking wood and always makes me laugh.

This is funny too and there is a piggy in it:

 

[badbadboy]

The sight of the flying pig is still etched on my brain . . . .

Roger Waters "The Wall"

 

[Ray]

Emus and ostritches have wings, but they can't fly.

 

[uncleg]

Profundity hi-jack..........

 

[Man Mountain]

Profundity hi-jack..........

Milk. It. Does. A body. GOOOOOOD!