If Mr. Right Came a Knocking
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Popoff, you are seriously in the closet...in fact, I have never read anything so gay on perb in YEARS!!!:fear:I am new here to the lounge and I do not know if this topic has been broached recently or at all. If it has, humour me and play along.
I not gay, not even in the slightest but if Mr. Right came a knocking would I do the rocking.
I think for me Mr. Right is Brad Pitt (what a hunk) if he came a knocking, I think I'd go for it. Might have to do some butt stretching exercises first.I know that if he threw in Angela I would be all over that.:high5:
Let me know who your Mr. Right is and if you would do it, for the girls it would be Mr. Right and some random pooner, pro-bono of course, or should I say pro-boner?
Ya, I am not gay but . . . WTF are you talking about . Whether its Brad Pitt or Ovi, if you wouldn't mind one of them fucking you up the ass - you might have homosexual tendencies . . . if you think it might not be so bad to suck some dick - you might be a homosexual hombre . . . no problem, just come out and say how you feel. I have been stood up by three girls tonite, I might let you suck my dick! But please wear a skirt ok! ahahahahaha (and not a short one that your balls hang out)
Mr. right for Mr. gay, who are you kidding dude..
I am new here to the lounge and I do not know if this topic has been broached recently or at all. If it has, humour me and play along.
I not gay, not even in the slightest but if Mr. Right came a knocking would I do the rocking.
I think for me Mr. Right is Brad Pitt (what a hunk) if he came a knocking, I think I'd go for it. Might have to do some butt stretching exercises first.
Let me know who your Mr. Right is and if you would do it, for the girls it would be Mr. Right and some random pooner, pro-bono of course, or should I say pro-boner?
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Dutch Rudder
I didn't know what a dutch rudder was so checked it out. Why would anyone do that?
Gay thoughts or thoughts of gay activities and a desire to enact those activities probably might suggest that perhaps one might want to check out a man to man encounter. No problem if that is what one wants to do go for it. You might not want to wait for Brad Pitt or Ovi though. Probably better to find a replacement downtown Vancouver, then practice like hell for Brad or Ovi incase the opportunity ever cums . . .
One of the best blowjobs I've ever had was from a tranny - I was pretty drunk and only found out she was a he when I felt around for some pussy and couldn't find any anywhere . . . ahhahaa, being as toased as I was the the blow job being as good as it was there was no turning back. I did become a bit more discerning in my late night pussy prowls after that tho'. Oh ya, and one time I was nailing a chick in the passenger seat of my car on a hot summer's evening and a couple walking by stopped to watch. I didn't mind and she didn't notice until the dude reached in a grabbed my cock and slid a finger in her ass. Kinda shut things down for a bit. The couple walked off laughing their asses off and it took me at least 5 minutes to get my girl riding again. Am I gay?
I didn't know what a dutch rudder was so checked it out. Why would anyone do that?
Gay thoughts or thoughts of gay activities and a desire to enact those activities probably might suggest that perhaps one might want to check out a man to man encounter. No problem if that is what one wants to do go for it. You might not want to wait for Brad Pitt or Ovi though. Probably better to find a replacement downtown Vancouver, then practice like hell for Brad or Ovi incase the opportunity ever cums . . .
One of the best blowjobs I've ever had was from a tranny - I was pretty drunk and only found out she was a he when I felt around for some pussy and couldn't find any anywhere . . . ahhahaa, being as toased as I was the the blow job being as good as it was there was no turning back. I did become a bit more discerning in my late night pussy prowls after that tho'. Oh ya, and one time I was nailing a chick in the passenger seat of my car on a hot summer's evening and a couple walking by stopped to watch. I didn't mind and she didn't notice until the dude reached in a grabbed my cock and slid a finger in her ass. Kinda shut things down for a bit. The couple walked off laughing their asses off and it took me at least 5 minutes to get my girl riding again. Am I gay?
