If Mr. Right Came a Knocking

[Popoff]

I am new here to the lounge and I do not know if this topic has been broached recently or at all. If it has, humour me and play along.

I not gay, not even in the slightest but if Mr. Right came a knocking would I do the rocking.

I think for me Mr. Right is Brad Pitt (what a hunk) if he came a knocking, I think I'd go for it. Might have to do some butt stretching exercises first. I know that if he threw in Angela I would be all over that.:high5:

Let me know who your Mr. Right is and if you would do it, for the girls it would be Mr. Right and some random pooner, pro-bono of course, or should I say pro-boner?

 

[Alix Turner]

I am new here to the lounge and I do not know if this topic has been broached recently or at all. If it has, humour me and play along.

I not gay, not even in the slightest but if Mr. Right came a knocking would I do the rocking.

I think for me Mr. Right is Brad Pitt (what a hunk) if he came a knocking, I think I'd go for it. Might have to do some butt stretching exercises first. I know that if he threw in Angela I would be all over that.:high5:

Let me know who your Mr. Right is and if you would do it, for the girls it would be Mr. Right and some random pooner, pro-bono of course, or should I say pro-boner?

.... uhm, what?

 

[Popoff]

You guys wouldn't do a three way with Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie?

 

[vancity_cowboy]

i'm sure there are boards for this kind of discussion, just not this one :fear:

 

[Papa Chongo]

Maybe if Brad was watching, and fetching refreshments

You guys wouldn't do a three way with Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie?

 

[pervirgin]

I am new here to the lounge and I do not know if this topic has been broached recently or at all. If it has, humour me and play along.

I not gay, not even in the slightest but if Mr. Right came a knocking would I do the rocking.

I think for me Mr. Right is Brad Pitt (what a hunk) if he came a knocking, I think I'd go for it. Might have to do some butt stretching exercises first. I know that if he threw in Angela I would be all over that.:high5:

Let me know who your Mr. Right is and if you would do it, for the girls it would be Mr. Right and some random pooner, pro-bono of course, or should I say pro-boner?

Did you just jump out the closet? LOL. Sorry no sword fight not even with Brad. But if he wanted to sit and watch me bang Angelina that's fine..

 

[vancity_cowboy]

you cannot qualify a statement like "I not gay, not even in the slightest but" followed by, "for me Mr. Right is Brad Pitt (what a hunk) if he came a knocking, I think I'd go for it."

To each his/her own, you want to fuck or be fucked by Brad Pitt who am I to judge but you're a gay, even in the slightest.

i think even the gays call him a fossil - dude's 49 years old and still wearing his hair like a hippy!

well... a rich old hippy

 

[Popoff]

you cannot qualify a statement like "I not gay, not even in the slightest but" followed by, "for me Mr. Right is Brad Pitt (what a hunk) if he came a knocking, I think I'd go for it."

To each his/her own, you want to fuck or be fucked by Brad Pitt who am I to judge but you're a gay, even in the slightest.

You Mr. Hoff are suffering from Homophobia. Being Gay is a preference to sex with one's own sex. I did not say anything about a preference to fucking men, only experimentation with someone famous (one for the grand-kids) not like it would ever happen.

I've got many male friends that are gay and I have no desire to fuck them. However many of you have participated in or would not hesitate in being fucked by an SP with a strap on, honestly speaking I would.

PS. lighten up its only a thread to see how you would respond, you have not disappointed.

 

[uncleg]

you cannot qualify a statement like "I not gay, not even in the slightest but" followed by, "for me Mr. Right is Brad Pitt (what a hunk) if he came a knocking, I think I'd go for it."

To each his/her own, you want to fuck or be fucked by Brad Pitt who am I to judge but you're a gay, even in the slightest.

.........a gay what ????

 

[kso_wiz]

Gay. There are more appropriate boards elsewhere to discuss getting fucked in the ass my Mr. Pitt. Nothing wrong with that, just not really this boards thing, ya know?

 

[yoshi99]

Popoff...........I think you are in denial. Its ok to be gay. So what......you want to take brad's clothes of and have gay sex with him. Its all good partner! Doesn't make you a bad person.

 

[Dgodus]

There's a world of difference between "willing to" and "wanting to". Ive had chicks stick stuff in my tuckus and it's done nothing for me and I don't wanna suck a dick (or a strap on, not alot of difference you closet cases lol). Having said that there are some mens bodies that are attractive and during a three way my hands may end up on arms, shoulders or back. And fuck I've kissed two guys (once as I got gropped in a bar, so I planted one on him while I stole his drink, was worth it for the drink and the look on my buddies face who thought I was gonna cold cock the guy. Other time it was the other guys gf kinda pushed our heads together while we both were on my gf). Fucking live a little you squeamish toads!!

 

[Ray]

If you think of rolling in the hay with Brad Pitt before the opportunity presents itself, you're gay.
If you come onto a public forum gushing about Brad Pitt being 'a hunk', you're gay.

You're not thinking of accidental contact as tends to happen in group settings, you're thinking quite deliberate actions.
No big deal. Don't live in denial, that is not healthy.

 

[sevenofnine]

i dunno

i have been told i have a man crush on tom brady actually on several message boards

but like fuck
i would become a hermit or cut my dick off or commit myself to a mental hospital before i even touch him or any other guy in a sexual way

that is why god invented girls.

this board is loosing something i tell you
what is all this penis envy and penis talk about
and so many pictures of guys being posted

i know im getting old, and its a new generation coming but shit,

 

[FloridaGuy]

 

[PlayfulAlex]

Back to the original title of the thread:

If Mr. Right came a'knocking, I'd be a'walking!

 

[luvsdaty]

I wouldn't even dutch rudder with Mr Right.

 

[uncleg]

:nod::nod::fear:

 

[way.tomuch]

No Thanks Honey's only please

 

[Elmore]

What difference does it make whether a guy looks like Ovechkin (ugly SOB) or Pitt to someone who isn't gay and has no curiosity toward exploring?

Weird thread dude.