If I were utterly and stupidly rich...

[Katlyn]

The Burberry thread got me thinking...If I were so ridiculously rich that money could not ever possibly matter to me, what is something really weird that I would do?

Finish that sentence...and it can't be something normal or sex related because those are too easy ("do the Dallas Cowboys' cheerleaders", or "higher the most expensive escort in the world", or "have my own porn studio"...etc etc)

Seriously, what absolutely unnecessary thing would you do?

I'll go first...

I don't like wearing winter jackets, they look good on some people but I can never find one I like so instead I pretty much just settle for one I don't hate.

If I were utterly and stupidly rich I would have a team of bodyguards who carried around portable battery operated heaters and would point them at me so that I could always dress like it was Spring/Summer/Fall and wear whatever I wanted to wear.

 

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If I were utterly and stupidly rich I would have a team of bodyguards who carried around portable battery operated heaters and would point them at me so that I could always dress like it was Spring/Summer/Fall and wear whatever I wanted to wear.

And the emphasis is on the "stupidly", right?

If you are ridiculously rich and want to do something really weird, how about giving it all to the needy. Doing that is really quite weird for the well-to-do.

 

[Katlyn]

I would do many things (in no particular order, of course!)

1. build the world's absofuckinglutley largest private mansion on the planet--it would be a virtual fortress, a city unto itself, occupying three times the size of Central Park and would have solid gold toilets, solid gold cutlery, etc.

2. commission NASA to build me my very own space shuttle so I can venture into space whenever I want

3. have all my clothes custom-tailored by only THE best Saville Row bespoke tailors

4. hire assassins to smite all my enemies

5. commission the building of the world's largest private yacht, three times the size of Titanic

6. hire a personal chef who makes the world's best absofuckinglutely most delicious

in the world

7.

yes yes but those are things that people already aspire to. What is something totally totally eccentric and strange?

 

[island-guy]

1) Hire some thugs and have them force feed Fudd a

2) Find the most awesome bisexual sugar-babe and then hire expensive escorts to keep HER wet and ready for me 7/24

3) Get a briefcase with a billion dollars in it, have "Olympic Village Payments" printed on it and then play 'keep-away' with it over the heads of the Vancouver city council.

4) Buy up all the affordable housing in Vancouver and populate it with Holland Lop rabbits.

5) Buy the building that the 'safe' injection site is in and evict them.

 

[island-guy]

Oh I forgot one..

Buy the company Fudd works for and fire all the employees who do NOT own guns.

A well armed workplace is a safe workplace

 

[apple juice]

If I was filthy rich, I would buy myself an island.

If you are ridiculously rich and want to do something really weird, how about giving it all to the needy.

Does it have to be ALL, could it be like 75%?

 

[Banger77]

...If I were so ridiculously rich that money could not ever possibly matter to me, what is something really weird that I would do?

Either buy tropical island with incredible sandy beaches or just make a tropical island with sandy beaches with all the admenities. Also surrounded by 365 nude goddesses for my enjoyment plus a totally hot sexy assistant to manage my affairs and for those damn leap years.
Have relaxing time on my solid gold lounge toilet. Lastly, try to help people with my vasts amount of money and spare time.

 

[Guardian Angel]

If I was filthy rich, I would buy myself an island.

Could I be your servant?

G.A.

 

[Katlyn]

Solid Gold Toilet Paper, that's awesome and same with building an island with 365 naked ladies.

Island-guy: lol@ Fudd stuff

 

[klamkracker]

I would buy cheap beaters cars and drive them untill they are dead and use the TAXI service # on my cell to go and buy another beater.Go and surf all great easy breaks around the world and see the contry I'm in on motocycle!

 

[smackyo]

The Burberry thread got me thinking...If I were so ridiculously rich that money could not ever possibly matter to me, what is something really weird that I would do?

Finish that sentence...and it can't be something normal or sex related because those are too easy ("do the Dallas Cowboys' cheerleaders", or "higher the most expensive escort in the world", or "have my own porn studio"...etc etc)

Seriously, what absolutely unnecessary thing would you do?

I'll go first...

I don't like wearing winter jackets, they look good on some people but I can never find one I like so instead I pretty much just settle for one I don't hate.

If I were utterly and stupidly rich I would have a team of bodyguards who carried around portable battery operated heaters and would point them at me so that I could always dress like it was Spring/Summer/Fall and wear whatever I wanted to wear.

sorry to hijack your thread but i have a suggestion for a winter coat for ya.

check the link

http://alphaindustries.com/

go to the men's collection winter and check out the MA-1 hooded.

its got a short waist and i think girls look cute as hell in them.

i have one myself but i think i look cute as hell in it as well.

since i like them maybe i'd buy alpha industries. there we go, i didn't hijack it after all.

 

[sevenofnine]

live like hefner,
i wouldn't want the publicity, i would keep it low key,

but yeah,
one lady i would hire, as my personal assistant,
and she would run a harem for me and make sure im entertained,

at least three four women always around me, stroke my ego,
do what ever i want to me, with each other or by themselves.
plus one lady to organize it all,

when i finally got tired of that, i would find an island somehwere,
and just fuck off from the world.

 

[island-guy]

I just found out Andrew Wyeth is still alive.

Unfortunately, he actually died today

 

[moi]

I would do many things (in no particular order, of course!)

1. build the world's absofuckinglutely largest private mansion on the planet--it would be a virtual fortress, a city unto itself, occupying 10 times the size of Central Park and would have solid gold toilets, solid gold cutlery, etc.; it would have well over five hundred rooms, each room the size of a football field; it would be guarded by Star Wars type lasers; each room would have a beautiful woman who's ready to give me head whenever I desire

see: Sultan of Brunei.



I would build my parents a house in both Canada and Asia. With a private jet that flies them to and from in under 1/2hr. My dad would be rid of all his health problems, and my mom would still get to coddle over all of us like she likes to. He would have the best stereo equipment money can buy, with a fleet of cars he absolutely loves. My mom would have her favorite things in vast amounts (not sure what she likes, she doesnt spend money, ever).

I would build my own little island between Alberta and B.C., that is contained in a bubble so I don't inhale all the pollutants. Somehow would make it so it never gets cold in my little self-contained bubble and stays at a beautiful 30 degrees.

I would take all the decent boys and girls at my school that I balk at, and bring them for complete makeovers.

 

[Katlyn]

I love the feeling of new socks. I'd never wear a pair more than once. New socks every day for the rest of my life.

omg I love this one!

 

[geek]

I'd stop a few wars

 

[WHOA]

I constantly wish to do this.

I'd commision the worlds finest master toy builders to build me an entire miniature city. I want the roads paved well enough for me to walk around, however I want the buildings build to scale strength so that they actually break realistically. Then I'd have them build me a fleet of remote control cars, but not like the ones the kids drive around, I've want them to be 1) completely stock, common cars, like Civics and beater 80's oldsmobiles and things and 2) like the buildings, strength to scale, so that when I crashed two of them together, there'd be a little miniature collision with actual dents. Then I'd spend a great deal of time running this little miniature city and creating various disasters.

Then I'd buy all the matching cars on craigslist (you know when you see someone post things like "2 1991 Ford Tempos" - I don't know why people seem to have 2 fully operational cars of the same year and model, but it does happen often) and a big empty field and me and my dad would crash them all the time, and then when he got too old to crash them we'd have technicians install remotes in them so him and I could sit in the sun, drink, and crash full size remote control cars.

Then I'd pick a crappy but unique old car (possibly a pinto) and go on a road trip around north america until I found a place to settle down.

 

[wess]

The Burberry thread got me thinking...If I were so ridiculously rich that money could not ever possibly matter to me, what is something really weird that I would do?

Finish that sentence...and it can't be something normal or sex related because those are too easy ("do the Dallas Cowboys' cheerleaders", or "higher the most expensive escort in the world", or "have my own porn studio"...etc etc)

Seriously, what absolutely unnecessary thing would you do?

I'll go first...

I don't like wearing winter jackets, they look good on some people but I can never find one I like so instead I pretty much just settle for one I don't hate.

If I were utterly and stupidly rich I would have a team of bodyguards who carried around portable battery operated heaters and would point them at me so that I could always dress like it was Spring/Summer/Fall and wear whatever I wanted to wear.

I would create my own island some place like they do in Dubai. Then i would have my own little country that i could make the rules for. All drugs would be legal and anyone who couldnt handle themselves would be deported instantly.