If I was an sp...
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If I were an sp, at XMAS I would build the gingerbread dough like a cock, and then take a photo with my tongue sticking out.
I would buy the opera red leather gloves at the Danier sale. And love the gift of the 'hat too small' that is completely perfect. I love that pin-up genre.....Ditaaaaaaaa? xoxo Dita.....
I would stock my house with implements of various varying depths of incrimination. I would tell myself that it's mostly legal, and hang plants from the huge eyebolts in my ceiling.
And, I would play my piano loud (Chopin and Mendelssohn at present) so my neighbours can hear what a Grade 8 Western Board certificate sounds like, not to mention hours upon hours of practising. Just wait til they hear my students playing. Bwah haha!!!!
Pass it on.....
I would buy the opera red leather gloves at the Danier sale. And love the gift of the 'hat too small' that is completely perfect. I love that pin-up genre.....Ditaaaaaaaa? xoxo Dita.....
I would stock my house with implements of various varying depths of incrimination. I would tell myself that it's mostly legal, and hang plants from the huge eyebolts in my ceiling.
And, I would play my piano loud (Chopin and Mendelssohn at present) so my neighbours can hear what a Grade 8 Western Board certificate sounds like, not to mention hours upon hours of practising. Just wait til they hear my students playing. Bwah haha!!!!
Pass it on.....
I would stuff my face with lucky charms, and bugger me a leprechaun. Of course I would work some Guinness into this scene somehow
I would buy a chihuahua and name it pimp. It would drink water out of a Jewel encrusted chalice.
Sessions would end early if it had to pee.
Sessions would end early if it had to pee.
I find this statement disturbing. I know you said JK, but, I hope you don't feel this way.
Unpossible....where were you when we were baking the cookies? VeryVeronica outdid herself with the cutest gingerbread men/women. She woulda used Twizzlers if they were up to her standards.....hehe.
I worked in a bakery and one year they made gingerbread men. What they didnt notice and the other employees and I had fun with was ripping their arms of and sprinkling the unusually bulbous legs with chocolate sprinkles. We even started icing purple veins on them.Unpossible....where were you when we were baking the cookies? VeryVeronica outdid herself with the cutest gingerbread men/women. She woulda used Twizzlers if they were up to her standards.....hehe.
I would stuff my face with lucky charms, and bugger me a leprechaun. Of course I would work some Guinness into this scene somehow
O.K since you asked for it...................................
however, fair warning.......................................
Shouldn't it be, and needs to be advertising ? The fact that he isn't getting any paying business would seem to indicate a serious lack promoting his services. Unless of course this is a heads up to the Mods to go after more paying business.
What has to be considered here though is, is Maxx actually advertising and has made the mistake of posting his picture, which would probably explain the lack of business. So many possibilities exist.
