Enough abuse, let's see how good a sport he is. Hubba, here's the offer and wager. You and I each give EuroSz, if she's game, half the cost of a one hour session. If the Canucks win the Stanley Cup, you collect on the session, they don't I do. Plus, if they win and you collect, LAG can give his $500.00 to charity, verified by EuroSz.
The "if you collect" on the session allows another option. There may be a reason neither one of us is able to collect, in which case the winner let's EuroSz donate the money to a charity of her choice.