If HubbaHubba bangs a escort

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If hubba bangs a escort in the next 30 days i'll donate 500.00 to the union gospel mission,some hospital fund, or any other major charity. But i know the guy is such a wimp he'd never do it.
 

teejay69

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He is too busy growing a playoff beard. Not just that - he'll have to book many sessions at the tanning salon so that the SP does not charge extra for having to deal with his pasty white legs.
 

Yman

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when I opened this thread I was expecting to see the phrase :

" If HubbaHubba bangs an escort in the forest, does anyone hear ? "
 

TheSilkenBadger

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So does the SP get to write a review on hubba so mr. LAG can be out $500.. It's a good cause though...
 
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There's of course a condition that i or someone i trust have to be going on his pooning trip with him. Not going to hand over 500 with hubba convincing some sp to write a bogus review of him. Gotta have a witness having him hand over the $ to the papasan/mamasan or receptionist

So does the SP get to write a review on hubba so mr. LAG can be out $500.. It's a good cause though...
 
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Dude my pooning budget would be a shocker to most people. I would donate 500 if you pump a sp. I dont post reviews for every pooning session on here.

Somehow I don't think LAG would give the $500 to charity. I mean think about it. $500 is about LAG's pooning budget for the year. That means he gets laid about 4 times a year. Not a chance he would be willing to give that up ;)
 

MissTakes

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If you make the charity the Hubba-Takes Foundation maybe we can work something out here. I would be happy to provide a review afterwards as well, hell I'll even do it on webcam if you like, anything to get that man between my legs.

I'm providing the photo below as a diversion so that I can talk to Hubba without the rest of you noticing.






Private to Hubba. Don't anyone else read this.

Hubb's I think I got them scammed but no way a 50-50 split will get it done. Get back to me with your counter offer and for God's sake don't tell anyone. This will just be our little secret.
 

InTheBum

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Somehow I don't think LAG would give the $500 to charity. I mean think about it. $500 is about LAG's pooning budget for the year. That means he gets laid about 4 times a year. Not a chance he would be willing to give that up ;)
Let the truth be known...while LAG has a lame income, he spends a very large % of it pumping SP's. In after tax dollars, I would say it's about 40%. The guy is seriously addicted to pumping the ladies for money!!!!:eek:

Taking the bus and living rent-free, but on his own...has it's rewards!!!
 

uncleg

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Oh my........:eek:
What, she's too much competition for you??:p

Personally, the ONLY charity I would consider giving money to is the SPCA.

How about a charity that let's LAG get laid more often??:D


Somehow I don't think LAG would give the $500 to charity. I mean think about it. $500 is about LAG's pooning budget for the year. That means he gets laid about 4 times a year. Not a chance he would be willing to give that up ;)

Ever consider that "Charity" might be the SP he's banging ?:D Nice Amish hooker.:eek:
 

HeMadeMeDoIt

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Dude my pooning budget would be a shocker to most people. I would donate 500 if you pump a sp. I dont post reviews for every pooning session on here.
Who are you kidding dude you dine and dash:eek:
 

trackstar

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Just a thought, maybe Hubba is doing ok right now in the banging department without having to pay for it? Questioning his "manhood" for not seeing an sp seems pretty off to me, even on this board :rolleyes:
 

Krustee

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when I opened this thread I was expecting to see the phrase :

" If HubbaHubba bangs an escort in the forest, does anyone hear ? "
Hmmm,

I was expecting;

"If HubbaHubba bangs an escort -
the rest of us should avoid her like she has Swine Flu!"


:D
 

bruins70

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YOU seem to have the "swine" part down pat :rolleyes:

Good to see you learned something from your recent banning.
 

uncleg

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Glad hubba can take the abuse ...he's such a good sport:)
Enough abuse, let's see how good a sport he is. Hubba, here's the offer and wager. You and I each give EuroSz, if she's game, half the cost of a one hour session. If the Canucks win the Stanley Cup, you collect on the session, they don't I do. Plus, if they win and you collect, LAG can give his $500.00 to charity, verified by EuroSz.

The "if you collect" on the session allows another option. There may be a reason neither one of us is able to collect, in which case the winner let's EuroSz donate the money to a charity of her choice.:)
 
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