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Facemann

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Hey guys,

I decided on the weekend during a midlife crisis episode of incredible proportions to break a monogamous streak and get a BBBJ from an SP behind the back of my wife of 6 years.

I realize how completely idiotic it was, won't do it again, but am now freaking the fuck out about gonorrhea and other STD's

Have any of you guys contracted anything via BBBJ? Any advice for my moronic ass?
 
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Facemann said:
Any advice for my moronic ass?
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Get tested. Seriously, what other advice do you need? If you're worried about whether or not you caught something (which is a possibility), then go get tested. Not getting tested isn't going to mean you didn't catch anything, and if you did and then fuck your wife bareback, she's going to wonder where the hell she got the clap from. If you're not going to get tested, then you're not that worried about it, period.
 
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brown25

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Relax.

If you're having a mid-life crisis, I imagine you're not expected to be having sex with your wife daily.

There's a lot of information out there on the risks of oral sex. A man receiving is quite low.

Take care.
 
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Facemann said:
Hey guys,

I decided on the weekend during a midlife crisis episode of incredible proportions to break a monogamous streak and get a BBBJ from an SP behind the back of my wife of 6 years.

Any advice for my moronic ass?
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You should have your midlife crisis episodes during the week, while you're at work, you don't get into as much trouble that way, and try to relax on the weekends. :)
 
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snif

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Facemann said:
Hey guys,

I decided on the weekend during a midlife crisis episode of incredible proportions to break a monogamous streak and get a BBBJ from an SP behind the back of my wife of 6 years.

I realize how completely idiotic it was, won't do it again, but am now freaking the fuck out about gonorrhea and other STD's

Have any of you guys contracted anything via BBBJ? Any advice for my moronic ass?
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I would say you are fukked man....
get a good lawyer as she is going to take everything you have , and she deserves it after what you did....how dare you go out and blow your goo into the mouth of a hooker.
You low down piece of shit scum bag.
You are now doooomed into forever poonerland.
 
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Facemann said:
I decided on the weekend during a midlife crisis episode of incredible proportions to break a monogamous streak and get a BBBJ from an SP behind the back of my wife of 6 years.
am now freaking the fuck out about gonorrhea and other STD's
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The guilt sets in next. :p
 
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HB40 said:
and yet you showed up all on your own....you idiots are like a moth to a flame. :rolleyes:
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Geez HB Thanks! :mad:

That idiot is on my ignore list and because you quoted him I had to read his post. Now I have 2 things I must add.

#1. Love your reply HB
#2. Do you think that he's worried about being mentioned as the SP that provided said BBBJ? :rolleyes:
 
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