I would like everyone's opinion before I start posting reviews...especially SPs

CLIT COMMANDER

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I hope no one minds but I would like people's opinions before I start reviewing. :eek: Simple reason is I have read so much on this site in the past month and I have no idea how the fantastic SPs feel about some of the intimate details that are written about their sessions.

I am sure some are fine with it but some things have been straight outta Penthouse! Not that I personally mind reading them :cool: I am not the type of person who goes into deep detail anyways...not my style. I do have no problem with others doing it though. Since YMMV it will never be duplicated although at least it gives me more info on the services offered as some sites do not explicity say or use acronyms in them which does suck.

Anyways that raises my question. Would the reviewers on the board like to hear my opinions even if they aren't as Penthouse quality as others? Would SPs prefer me to be discreet or do they want a steamy review?

There are at least a couple of SPs who advertise on this site that I could review. If they figure out who I am and PM me to say its ok to tell more than I wouldn't feel nearly as bad about posting more.

Everyones opinions very welcome!
 

Harmony-bc

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Well, if you don't want to write a racy review, don't. What we as readers want to see in a review is generally along the the lines of how good or bad your visit was. Was the picture real? Was she clean? In your opinion did she handle herself well? Did you have fun? Would you repeat? How much was the visit and for how long.

That's really all that someone needs to know. If you want to go beyond that in detail, by all means. If you don't want to go beyond that, also cool. We got all we needed, the rest is just bonus.
I agree 100% (well most of it, anyways, lol) with this statement. If people would like to know what she offers, I don't know why they need to read it in a review. Phone or email her and ask. I for one do not like details at all. I feel like different people have different things that are important to them, and somebodies imagination/creative writing can set someone up for disappointment, not to mention, I am a private person. I believe what goes on between me and you, should stay between me and you.
 

Miss*Bijou

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Post what you are comfortable posting. however, negative reviews & extremely positive reviews are not helpful without some explanation as to why. Dance around it if you must, but some inkling is needed by others because different people like & dislike different things. Thus what is great or bad to you might be the opposite or irrelevent to someone else. The real role of reviews is to connect the right fellows with the right ladies, not to be a popularity contest or a slagging match.

Excellent description, it mirrors my feelings... I wish everyone felt that way but in reality, everyone motivations for reviewing are different. A lot of it IS fluffed up and exaggerated for entertainment value or to re-create some porn scene. And honestly, there's a lot of it that is just juvenile bragging. Then there are the girls who, win the review lottery and become 'THE' SP to review, and for months, there seems to be this hype and everyone wants to be part of the fraternity. While I have no doubt the reviews and accolades are fully deserved- the reviews, in reality obviously become redundant, and of little value to anyone else than the reviewers ego. After a few reviews have been written about lady, there is so much 'new' information anyone can provide, really.

I guess it all depends what your motivations are for writing reviews, and I would think that what motivates you is also what you look for in the reviews you read. If you get into the Penthouse style reviews and that's the kind of review that gets you pumped up about seeing an sp, then I would think this is the kind of review you would enjoy writing. I dunno. But I personally dislike graphic reviews and don't feel they are necessary, on top of being about the reviewers ego more than anything else. Some of the entertaining reviews can be fun to read, I agree, but more because of the reviewers storytelling and writing talent than because of the amount of details and descriptions that can be included in a review. I think it's far better to leave some things to the imagination.




Just a couple anecdotes:

Most of the reviews that have been written about me are not graphic or overly descriptive, which is great. Especially because the first couple of reviews of me when I first started, were pretty graphic and play-by-play accounts of the appointment. For one, it is the oddest thing to read reviews like that ABOUT YOURSELF, personally it was a mix of embarassed and OMG-shocked. lol And at the same time telling myself I should be happy, this is a good thing, a positive review is what I want.....right? Sure, but I really didn't like it. And I find those really graphic reviews attract the weirdos a hell of a lot more than the tame and discreet reviews do.

Shortly after my very first review, half way through an appointment with a new guy, I realized he was basically re-creating what he'd read in that review. It was odd. It was creepy and not fun. I never had that problem again with the non-graphic reviews that followed.


Only once since then has someone written a very graphic review of me, and it was probably even more graphic than the others had been. Honestly, after reading it once, I was in shock, it was so detailed and OMG for me to read! Honestly, it was written like a hardcore porn scene, and while some of the details were real, they were certainly enhanced for entertainment or effect, but what I really couldn't figure out, was all the things that were completely fictional and had never happened. The appointment had just taken place 1 or 2 nights prior, so it wasn't a case of mixing up details or memory. I read the review over a couple more times and was still in a confused panic, so I emailed the reviewer and asked him nicely if a few of the details could be removed. I told him I was worried it would create some bad situations for me and of who might book as a result. I also commented on my confusion about the details he added, that were in fact made up and had never happened at all. He never answered this question, but did agree to not only remove some of the graphic details, but he ended up removing the review altogether. I felt bad about it (for him), but I was so relieved. Maybe it's just me, but I don't like reading it and I'm not comfortable with it. That's just me personally, maybe some girls don't care either way.


After that, I don't think I've trusted what I read in really hyped up reviews or those porn-style reviews. Some people truly only view reviews as a way to entertain themselves and others.... Unfortunately, it's at the SP's expense because I doubt you can find many (if any) sp's who will tell you that a review like that has done much for them. Well, not for me anyway..lol
 

Bobo The Rabbit

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Go read my reviews, never once been an issue over them, I have given girls here horrible reviews. Because I was being honest they have never said I was wrong about the review.
That's the key, be honest and don't get graphic.
Now go post reviews and stop being such a drama queen.
 

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Post what you are comfortable posting. however, negative reviews & extremely positive reviews are not helpful without some explanation as to why. Dance around it if you must, but some inkling is needed by others because different people like & dislike different things. Thus what is great or bad to you might be the opposite or irrelevent to someone else. The real role of reviews is to connect the right fellows with the right ladies, not to be a popularity contest or a slagging match.
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CLIT COMMANDER

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thanks for the opinons. i have posted some reviews today

happy hunting to all :cool:
 

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At no point should feel like you are writing a novel or a short story.

If you find yourself starting.. "It was the best of times it was the worst of times!"..... simply erase it and start again.

Just talk about what happened was it superb, acceptable, adequate or horrible. What kind of money did you spend, did you get full value for you dollar?. Was it definately on the clock, ended way to early or was it a great session with lots of time or so it seemed.

Thats what people want to know... nothing really more nothing really less. Was it a Waste of my time or money if not would you do it again.. and why or why not??
 

FortunateOne

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At no point should feel like you are writing a novel or a short story.

If you find yourself starting.. "It was the best of times it was the worst of times!"..... simply erase it and start again.
That's so funny!

I can't stand the reviews that include anything like

She was a pleasant looking woman, possibly 30 with almost red hair. I asked her "How long have you been doing this?"
She made a face and answered, with a shrug, "A long long time."
"Why it sounds like you are unhappy! Why, when this is such a fantastic job!"
She sighed, and told me, "Not everything about this is fun. Sometime men are not so nice."
I was shocked!! How could she not enjoy my company?? I expect this attitude from white sps, but this was an Asian lady of the night at an amp! How could this have happened??!! To ME!!??
 
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high-end hottie

I'm not "highclasshottie"
found the parody of that one

Good advice from Violet about writing styles to avoid in reviews. :rolleyes: Thought I would include the very clever and funny parody that followed it. :D


Vicgfelover meets the XXXX... MUST READ!

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A recent "review" to express my own particular feelings about a few things I have been reading on PERB. It's not really my style to do blow by blow replies to some of the silliness I read online, but I hope this is met with the right intention.

PS - No animals or animal by-products were harmed in the making of this review.
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As per my usual sophisticated and self-important style, I called up XXXXX to book a multi-hour appointment. I followed that up with some recent emails from the public terminals at the Victoria Library where I revealed a bit about myself and the kind of interaction that I enjoyed with a woman.

I immediately invited her to my elegant home that only a privileged few would have the pleasure to experience -- by that I mean my cardboard box under the Johnson Street Bridge. I placed my Thrifty’s department store shopping cart strategically outside of my home awaiting her arrival. In anticipation of her arrival I had subtly infused the air with aqua velva and lemon scented anti-bacterial spray. I knew that would intrigue and compel her to enter my lair.

To make our encounter even more romantic (if you can believe it!)…I laid out a repast worthy of a king and his queen – expired vinegar, stale crackers, and un-squeezed cheese from only the finest processed tubes.

When she arrived we laughed and chortled at those who foolishly spent money on Shiraz from McLaren Vale without knowing that the real good Shiraz was the 1998 Penfolds Grange Hermitage Bin 95. We then had a lengthy discussion on how over-rated the cheese was from the Basque region and that anyone who really knew about cheese and its availability in Canada would undoubtedly choose the Bouq’ Émisairre from Montreal.

We frolicked and laughed. We laughed and frolicked.

I then decided to post my experience online to boost my ego and make everyone think I was wonderful.

The end.
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gumbyman6900

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You guys are correct... to a degree... reviews are a way of stroking e-preen... however... they do also provide info for those who come looking for recommendations.

Personally, I feel graphic reviews are just rude. I seldom post anything graphic and try to be as respectful as I can. If you show your SP respect on reviews, even if it is a negative review, you may find that she will still talk to you next time you call. If you are a raunchy a**hole, or show no regard for their feelings, how would you expect them to return the favor.

Just my 2 cents. :)
 
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