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I was blown away

wardblue

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Jun 23, 2005
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Wow! So, I was out last night and thought it'd be fun to go to a sleezy place and get some...We were not at all expecting quality...when we arrived at the DejaVu massage studio we were met at the door by someone not exactly desirable(she was a little to rough and sleezy for even what i was expecting)...but then, I asked what other girls were working and she sent another in(i think her name was marilyn, she was pregnant...and that was not exactly my cup of tea). Then, she sent the other girl in, and let me tell you the third time's a charm...Wow! Although I was just looking for someone somewhat desirable that night...Wow! She stared a week ago, she's new to the buisness, it's very nice to see a fresh face that is not just some crack-hoe(no offense to any ladys, but you all have to agree that that is too ofter what is out there)...
So, this girl looked like she just stepped off the page of a lingerie catalogue..she was wearing a sexy little babydoll...with a skirt in order to save just the right amount to the imagination...just the right amount so you'd want to get in the room with her right then and undress her like a much wanted gift!!! She's tall, with long blonde hair, one of those faces that's sweet and innocent but also sexy(she's one of those girl-nest door goody-two-shoes types that's very corruptable)! striking blue eyes...she's tall, has got big and perky(yes big AND perky) boobs, and possibly the hottest ass ever, a good sized booty but still sexy and nice....she's in great shape, very feminine! I was blown away by this girl in front of me that looked like a supermodel!
And, the service was the best I've ever had(and I've been to tons of massage studios)! So, wow! This girl is worth it guys....go down and check her out... I have a feeling that she is going to make deja vu a really popular place in no time!!! :) Her name is Sarah!!
 

bigstick

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Are you the same guy beb75 from the other review board? What other girls have you seen you said you've been to a ton. Some detailed reiviews would be awesome. This chick you described sounds great.
 

cunnyman

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May 29, 2005
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The recon.

okay, so i strap on my special fokking gear and went down to Deja Vu yesterday evening. was met by a chick named Karli. "you wanna stay for a session?'" she ask me. Tattoo on her left shoulder, short blond hair, piercing on her lip/nose, about 5'4", 120 lbs or so. i ask if Sarah is in, she says no, but the working gals are Mona and Rianne, would you like to see them? I grunt...errr, what shifts does Sarah work? She checks the schedule..monday, wednesday and sunday evenings. Any day shifts, i axe. No, Sarah is new here, she says, the day shifts go to the more senior girls. So, guys, it look like i have to return on sunday eve to check out this goddess . do you know what caught my attention about this "review"? It's the description " Big AND Perky Breasts". These I gots to see!!! ;) I be dedicating this session to you 3 guys. But this is the very last time I'll be doing this kind of dedication fucking for you. Grumble, grumble, grumble.. just for once, when are you gonna let me fuck for MY OWN selfish enjoyment?? :eek:
 

tiger

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Too far from Edmonton MP's now
cunnyman - good on you for the attempt to take one for the team. After your recon and review - I will make it a point to buy you a beer next time I visit E-town. I'm not retired, just slowed down a little since I moved away from Alberta. When I visit E-town now I like to visit one tried and true girl, and one new girl. You guys have it pretty good up there.

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wardblue

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bigstick said:
Are you the same guy beb75 from the other review board? What other girls have you seen you said you've been to a ton. Some detailed reiviews would be awesome. This chick you described sounds great.
Huh? OH, No, I'm not him...but I read a review on amreviews on her...maybe it was his, and I have to tell you what that dude said was right on...he was telling it like it is...And you say that she sounds great; she is! whoo, even thinking about it. About who else I've seen? Well not many worth mentioning to tell you the truth...I guess that everytime I see someone knew it is a little different...but it's only been REALLY different the times when I see a chick with class...And that has been rare...Well with the exception of this new girl Sarah...And, andother girl named Hunny from Sinderella's, she was a decent full serve...but she looked better than she performed...Anyway, I just know that Sarah and her together would be a dream come true...too bad they work at different MPs, I know Sarah is totally into other chicks too, and I'm sure that Hunny(brownish hair, cute face, slim and cute body) would take one look at Sarah and love to get with her! Yeah, Also, another girl I saw stands out...but this was about a year ago and her name was Brittany, she was at Wild Rose then, I don't know if she still is or not...She was nice, but not a girl that I'd go to regularily, there was just something missing...She was just a little bit too "teeny-bopper-ish" for my liking, she sorta had a pop-princess thing going on...She was hot though, just lacking in seductiveness and maturity, it was a fun time...but just that...fun, not something that you'd continue to fantasize about. She had blond hair, cute body, toned, in good shape, face was hard to look at because it made me feel like I was do jail bait... :eek: Totally though, my fave girl has got to be Sarah, I don't want to sound like a broken record...but Wow! So go see her at Deja Vu and then tell me what you think, I don't think I'm being crazy here, she's one sweet package...so there's my advice:Take it or Leave it! My good service to mankind is done(for now, I'll be back with more when someone else comes up)...I'm signing-off...
 

littlejonny

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Ummm. My only comment on this is I did a meet and greet at Deja Vu a few days ago and met Sarah. Looks wise she rates a 6.5 or maybe a 7 on a good day. She is slim and blonde, but she just didn't really do it for me and I didn't stay. To each their own though.
 

beerdrinker

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Bottom Of A Keg!!!
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it seems that cunnyman has got himself banned :confused: , no word in the penalty box as to why. Hey girly girl(maddy) I wonder if we were right maybe cunnyman was TOFTT/pussyman/candyman/here's mikey :eek:
 

wolverine

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beerdrinker said:
it seems that cunnyman has got himself banned :confused: , no word in the penalty box as to why. Hey girly girl(maddy) I wonder if we were right maybe cunnyman was TOFTT/pussyman/candyman/here's mikey :eek:
Looks like the Penalty Box has been updated:

Who: An incredibly long list of edmonton id's
Why: cause they are the same two people, who have been banned before
how long: forever
 

bigstick

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I'll say this about cunnyman the guy knew us guys pretty well for such a short time and had a lot of flair to his writing skills. Damm I spent my 100th reply on this nuttssss!!!!!!!
 

beerdrinker

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happy 100th post b-stick, I look forward to the next 100 :cool: glad to see posters that actually post info, replies and of course reviews, not just the ones that post just to get their count up for some credibility :eek: :eek:
 

trawler

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My Visit with Sarah at DejaVu

I was "not blown away" like WardBlue, I do agree with littlejonny that her Looks are a 6.5 (similar to GiGi), and I did not see Cunnyman coming or going on Sunday Night.

Sarah's Attitude is great (8) and she if friendly, saucy and very horny. Her Service (7) is inexperienced - e.g. masssage OK but no tease, CBJ to light and too slow, body rub too mechanical; however, she is definitely a Girl who learns quickly and is likely to improve her marks within weeks. Although admittingly shy, she likes sex and is fun to be with.

Repeat - yes - she is bi-curious and has toys - as usual that has given me some ideas. Jade and Her might be ...
 
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