I say the guy's a freak!

[shapeshifter]

Every new years day an old (female) friend of mine who lives in Europe calls and we touch base discussing what we've been doing in the last year and have a few laughs recounting the pleasures and pitfalls of single life.

Today she is telling me about the various doods she's been dating and she tells me about one that she likes a lot but she isnt sure if some of his habits are weird or not.

Here's the deal, sometimes he likes her to masturbate in front of him while he masturbates.... so I say "that's cool, totally normal"
Then she says... "but he likes to use a HAND PUPPET and now he would like her to use a HAND PUPPET too"

I'm like... "A HAND PUPPET??"

So i had to ask "uhhh what kind of hand puppet?"

She says his favourite is "A pig" but sometimes he uses a "bunny"

ME -----> "HE HAS A FAVOURITE?!?!?!?"

At that point I say the dood is a freak (I have thoughts of Pickton and his pig farm flashing through my mind)

She says that he told her it's normal and that some guys use props like puppets to whack off.
I tell her that I've never heard of it before and I am pretty damn sure that the none of my friends use hand puppets to jerk off!

After I get off the phone with her I went online and surfed around trying to see if this is another fetish that I'm unaware of... and sure enough within 5 minutes I've located 3 different video clips of guys whacking off with HAND PUPPETS!

So my question is... how popular is this? and why didnt anyone tell me?? ROFL!!

But seriously FREAK or NOT A FREAK?






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[canuckscientist]

I vote freak.

 

[maxx50]

I don't know about this ..

. Why not get a real life size puppet ... a blow up doll or one of those "Real Dolls" now that is a puppet to wack off with... Bunnies ..puppets . that is just some freaken barn yard want abe.. LOL... When it comes to sex .. why is our mind so srewed up?

 

[FuZzYknUckLeS]

Oh. So it's okay for puppets to have sex with each other, but GOD FORBID they should have sex with one of us!!!

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[bigben]

Geez, I've felt like a third wheel in a love triangle before, but never to a puppet! If the guy is this freaky now, imagine what other weirdness is going to come out if they pursue this relationship.

 

[dirtydan]

Now we know what happened to Mr. Hat after leaving South Park! Masturbating with hand puppets is indeed strange. I'd rather feel my own hand or that of a woman.

 

[kokanee_68]

I admit...it does sound a little out there...however... To each his/her own! Way I figure it..it could be alot worse..

Happy New Year all..!!!

 

[shapeshifter]

Oh. So it's okay for puppets to have sex with each other, but GOD FORBID they should have sex with one of us!!!

Team America funny stuff!

I guess my reaction must have bothered her cause she kept saying how much she likes this guy ... anyways she just sent me this URL with a note attached saying "See it's normal, other guys do it" yada yada yada...

All I can say is....

as if dolphins/porpoises don't have enough natural predators to steer clear of... now they have to watch out for this dood!

WARNING: hand puppet sex click here !

I emailed her back and said, I still say the guys a freak LOL!
(not that there's anything wrong with that)





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[handpuppet]

It's not me, I swear!

 

[athaire]

Awesome.......I've never heard of this either but hey whatever floats your boat. I want a Touchable Tiffany hand puppet......

 

[Rob1]

Awesome.......I've never heard of this either but hey whatever floats your boat. I want a Touchable Tiffany hand puppet......

SP acxchon doll next yers big xmas gift

 

[Yman]

I like to wear a ' mascot ' outfit while having sex...

 

[TotallyTouchin]

I Like This Dude!

(No surprise ro my GURU obviously.....boring and blah!!) And to Althaire.......I am available in three hand puppet sizes but we have sold out of mediums......I hope that's okay....they may arrive to you on time but we just can't guarntee it. Things happen. They are very busy puppets you know. But hot.

THIS GUY SOUNDS GREAT!

Hand puppets (in jail known as fifis...don't ask me how I know that..I just know......REMEMBER I did date a big time loser at one point....but I took notes)

The bunny thing is so hot. I have slippers like that and the humper-dog I have totally is into them.....THAT'S NORMAL! Bunnies, piggies hey I WANT THIS GUYS NUMBER!

YEAH! A WHACK JOB WITH PUPPETS! Its like a dirty Mr.Rodgers or something. Does he change into casual-wear when he comes home too like Mr.Rodgers or just grease himself up and throw on the puppets? Either way....THATS HOT!

This guy is brilliant! Dirty Mr. Rodgers NOT because he uses puppets but because he also SHARES and apparently he CARES whether or not she gets off too.......now that's good stuff.

He's a keeper! Tell your friend to start picking out the wedding dress......and the puppets she wants to use as her bridesmaid.....and the puppet that can strip at her bachelorette part

This guy is GREAT!

 

[athaire]

Look out for SZabina's butt hand puppytte in market soon.

Hey maybe I can get one of both and have a duo with two Vancity stars......

 

[Cock Throppled]

Oh. So it's okay for puppets to have sex with each other, but GOD FORBID they should have sex with one of us!!!

This is Puppetism at it's worst. Next Mel Gibson will be blaming hand puppets for all the wars and Michael Richards will be shouting, "He's a Pugger."

 

[FuZzYknUckLeS]

It's not me, I swear!

ROFL!
Hey! Leave my monkey alone!!!

 

[TotallyTouchin]

Shapeshifter...

I gotta say...THIS IS ONE OF THE DAMN FUNNIEST POSTS I'VE READ LIKE FOREVER!

I love that the dude has a favorite jack-off puppet. You gotta get your friend to find out if he is willing to SHARE his favorite puppets with her or if she has to now PURCHASE a puppet.

And how would that work exactly for the girl? Like a vibrating piggy puppet that is in the "specialty" section at Toys R US?

I can just see all the "puppet masterbaters" going into Toys R Us and having that little WINK as they pick out their favorite like "the elephant" or "the zebra" or "the cow"......

I just don't know how us girls can compete in a market where $12.99 gets you the time of your life.

That's it. I'm going to find a good "puppet master" and see if I can get a Totally Touchable Tiffany puppet made. Shapeshifter has given us girls a whole new market!

In any case....YOU ROCK! That post floored me for real.....Thanks for the laugh!

 

[rockstarmunkey]

I want the Monkey puppet!!!!!

 

[athaire]

I am available in three hand puppet sizes but we have sold out of mediums......I hope that's okay....they may arrive to you on time but we just can't guarntee it. Things happen. They are very busy puppets you know. But hot.

Okay I'll take a small as I want as close the real thing as possible. Does it come with strap on for Szabina butt puppet? I want to be interactive while in my duo?

 

[Man Mountain]

I want the Monkey puppet!!!!!

I've got a monkey puppet. And it's fur is so nice and soft to the touch. Maybe this guy is onto something. Hmmm