I saw Eden again, it was spiritual!

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The day started like any normal day. The sister-in-law was visiting, mainly because she is going through a hard breakup with some terrible guy, my wife offers comfort by saying come stay with me, a few days around my hubby and your guy won't seem so bad....thats a joke, they think all men are bad. I told her about the little retirement tirade recently, my wife having been an escort explained to me that probably all the women feel that way at some point, men are nasty ass disgusting fucks. I said hey, I resemble that remark, to which she replies, oh not you honey, the girls are lucky when you visit them....the eye rolling was obvious, maybe thats where I get it from...:rolleyes:

So on Saturday the girls went to the mall shopping, I stayed home to mow the lawn. While I have been away the wife has managed to break both the riding lawnmower and the quad. I managed to get the quad fixed but the mower had a bent blade and pully system to engage the blades is broken making it inoperable. I couldn't get it fixed and since I only had 1 day off I couldn't waste too much time. I got the old push mower out of the barn, a little servicing and it starts on the first pull, yay!! Then I mowed about 10 acres, man I was missing the riding mower. Anyway, the women get home and the wife is so pleased with my hard work and feeling pity that I need to get laid she says I can take 300 from the bank. She is managing my pooning finances again, we tried it the other way and even though paper comes from trees, apparently it's not an argument that money does grow on them.

So Sunday morning comes, sis-in-law is getting ready to go home, wife is preparing for church and I'm the last in the bathroom. Sis gives me a hard time joking that she wished a guy would make half that effort to see her and the wife offers the final touch of a new shirt she bought me. We all look good and off we go.

I get to Legends right on time, I'm nothing if not punctual. I had to wait for the receptionist to arrive and open up. I give her a few minutes and then Eden arrives. She has her hands full so I rush to get the door for her, she's happy to see me but wonders who I'm there to see. I told her I'm here to see you sweety, she gave me a kiss and alerts Jade the receptionist that I'm there. Jade comes and points sternly to the waiting room, sit in here! I wait patiently for a few minutes until Jade gathers me up and puts me in the hottub room. I apologize for being so much trouble, the first appointment is not usually my favorite time to visit, I figure it's better after everything gets going but she assures me they like the first client, already one in the books so the day starts good that way. Then I can't make up my mind what to drink and she finally says I'll bring you one of each, mostly I just like to prolong the shower starting and pleasantries, Jade is sooo hot and pretty. :)

So I shower and get ready on the bed. It seems to take forever, I hear some footsteps and strike my George Costanza pose, nope false alarm. More footsteps, voices, door chimes and still I'm waiting. I contemplate doing some pushups, a buddy of mine told me thats what he does so he looks ripped when the girl comes in, but I'm already sweating so forget that. I see my reflection in the overhead mirror and think if anything a sit up or two might help. At 11:30 Eden finally comes in, well worth the wait but I ask what took so long, another reason I don't care for the first session of the day, she had to chat with the girls and get ready for the day, but she said she was talking about me and what a great client I am so all is forgiven. :)

What followed was absolutely amazing sex, it always is with Eden. We click well together and I think we both feel it's a treat to see each other. I get totally lost and caught up in the moment and euphoria with her. Normally I try to give the illusion that I know what I'm doing, but she takes me to lala land, there were times when our lips would be together and I just forgot to kiss her. You know how guys hate it when a girl says “cum for me”, well I was having trouble, sometimes I give up but she wouldn’t have it. It was a HJ finish which rarely works either, but it was her encouragement and efforts that got me there, the “cum for me’s” were genuine and she wasn’t going to quit until I did, it was sexy as hell to me.

I love seeing Eden, everything about her is what I hope for in a woman. She initiates kissing and makes me feel like she enjoys my company and looks forward to my visits. We always giggle afterwards and that to me is the sure sign of a magical session. No acronyms can do her justice, she is a natural woman, an experience that no girlfriend I ever had could match. I highly recommend Eden, an all time fave!
 
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Damn HB you old dawg.... Jessica, now Eden... And LONG post.... At least you had fun!
 

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What a great and interesting review, HB. And what a cool wife you have. She actually manages your pooning budget for you??:confused:

Is this for real or was that also a "spiritual" experience?:rolleyes:

Or was that $300. supposed to go to getting the lawn mower fixed and Legends just happened to be on the way to the parts store?;)
 
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how can you not like a guy who shares it all with his beloved? Gawd, I would be so juvenile and hide that stuff....he's got it figured out. HB's a trip.....I'm fortunate to know him. But, I've always been a fan of those who actually DO far more than they SAY. Those are the rare few you can count on when the shit hits the fan.
 
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