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LC18

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I come here very often to ask questions as I am always trying to improve what I have to offer. I’ve asked a few about incalls, turn ons and offs, about emailing etc.

Today I would like to ask about a new service I was thinking about. Another member on merb joked that he wished his cleaning lady would dress sexy while she does the job.

I thought it would be a fun service to offer as I enjoy cleaning anyways. Might as well put on something sexy like the mythical maid costume and why not even offer a happy ending.

Would you pay for such service? If so, how much would you pay? Hourly rate
 

masterpoonhunter

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The HOTTEST and I mean the absolutely fucking HOTTEST role play gig I am 100% into and have been for years, is that of the cleaning lady in my house, cleaning things and I 'help' and find my hands accidentally on purpose on her, hers on me and its ON.
Might as well make it an extended session, ie 90-120 min and add a fair bit to your standard rate.
Getting a chubby just thinking about it!!
 

LC18

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The HOTTEST and I mean the absolutely fucking HOTTEST role play gig I am 100% into and have been for years, is that of the cleaning lady in my house, cleaning things and I 'help' and find my hands accidentally on purpose on her, hers on me and its ON.
Might as well make it an extended session, ie 90-120 min and add a fair bit to your standard rate.
Getting a chubby just thinking about it!!
Thats an idea. I didn’t think about mixing the two
 

Lady Vanessa

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I began offering my Miss Lady Vanessa outcall seductive maid service and catering service prior to covid lockdown and concentrated on it during lockdown.
I find clients are full of fluff and flakey. Sure, they're fantasizing about it, but don't truly book the service. Best of luck if you choose to extend it as something
you wish to provide.
 

Sonny69

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My take on what will happen. You walk in wearing a sexy maid outfit ready to clean and your client will take you to his room. The only cleaning will be shining his nob. 🍆
 

wincity23

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The concept is extremely appealing. However, the rate would give me pause. Also, is this a real cleaning or just for show? I think i'd be willing to pay a social rate for 2 hours of cleaning then normal full rate for the "deep" clean lol. Funny thing is i've recently been looking for house cleaning services and my mind wandered to something like this :)
 

westwoody

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Years ago I did have a deal like this and it worked well.
Both sides have to agree on expectations and boundaries. Cleaning is cleaning and sex is sex. Don’t expect sex if you’re paying for cleaning!
 
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masterpoonhunter

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Years ago I did have a deal like this and it worked well.
Both sides have to agree on expectations and boundaries. Cleaning is cleaning and sex is sex. Don’t expect sex if you’re paying for cleaning!
Yes but what makes it hot with all the boundaries in play of course, is that as the cleaning is taking place, sex kinda creeps up and happens. And then there needs to be more cleaning if you know what I mean!!
 

LC18

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Actual cleaning and scrubbing and then a happy ending.
 

LC18

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Sounds wonderful!

I'm currently disabled and can't clean my place.

Cooking and feeding?
Just cleaning in my case but I’m pretty sure you can find naked caterers or chefs
 

westwoody

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Been folding laundry for an hour, jeez I hate this.
Spring cleaning is going to make include a massive purge.
 

dchoye

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Are you really turned on after cleaning a filthy bathroom ?
Don’t you figure that the dude who lives there has nasty hygiene?
 

LC18

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Are you really turned on after cleaning a filthy bathroom ?
Don’t you figure that the dude who lives there has nasty hygiene?
I don’t think anyone would be comfortable hiring someone for that kind of gig if they were extra dirty.
 
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