Should have told them you were in condom sales and you gave free demonstrations...
I lost my dream apartment because of my job
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I tell clients they can 'put that on any surface' without touching it, so that I can plausibly say they're just a forgetful Tinder date.
Here's to you finding a new and better dream apartment :tea:
May it bring you joy and men who actually wash their ass
Oooohhhhhh no you don't .
Uncleg has thrown plenty of shit my way....I've been waiting for this for years.
Let's throw some salt on that wound.
Cheer up.....at least you didn't die. The Founder of Autocorrect died last week. May he rust in piss. Yah, I really hate autocorrect.......last week I sent a message to my wife. It said when I get home from work I'm gonna rip off your panties and eat your puppy. My wife told me to get a penis enlarger. So, I did.....she's 26, and her name is Brittany. My wife said to me.....will you still love me when I'm fat and ugly. I said....You know I do. Feel better now? Cheers, C.
Really the person who invented autocorrect he was an actual guy?
I always thought that he was a little Leprechaun that lived inside my iPad that was taste testing from his miniature still, and was drunk all the time.
The other forums I've been on all had reaction buttons. I wish I could like a few of the posts in here
Yeah .....and you may have noticed in the joke that poonerboi liked......I used the word "astronomical."
Just sayin'
Here's one for you Clem....and it's funnier if you've been following what's been going on here today.
Sometimes when I'm speaking to someone, I like to use words that I wouldn't usually use in a sentence.
I think it makes me sound more phosphorescence.
Sometimes when I'm speaking to someone, I like to use words that I wouldn't usually use in a sentence.
I think it makes me sound more phosphorescence.
I just read that the average person has 7 to 9 drinks of alcohol a week.....I also learned I'm well above average.
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