"I left my wallet at your house"

[sdw]

All washed and tucked into a storage bag ---- nice and neat It's rather comical as we always have such a great time and I keep forgetting to return or rather make him take them back and pretty much 75 percent of the time he leaves me a new pair

Ha ha, and now, of course, there are too many for him to take back. His SO would immediately question the sudden appearance of those undies.

 

[Hoops]

Some dude slipped on my sneakers and left.
I knew immediately that the sneakers that were there weren't mine.
I had to come back and pick them up later cuz he couldn't get back rite away.

 

[sensualsixty]

I could sneak them in season to season from light boxers right down to the long johns ......... ahh he's great !! It amazes me how he forgets them ??? Isn't that on a checklist ??

Ring
Wallet
Underwear
Socks
Fix hair
Mouthwash
Phone
Remove all long black hair off of clothes if any
Done right ?

Oooops - you left off "hearing aid". I am partially deaf and wear an aid for social situations. Mine is not shower friendly, so I tend not to wear it when participating, for fear of forgetting a rather expensive item. There is a downside, in that the SP, who may speak softly, and seductively, cannot be hear, and I have to ask her to speak up - it does interfere with the moment.

 

[PuntMeister]

After offering us a "reward" to which we turned down, he went to leave, but spotted a tin of fudge my Mom had made and sent for the Holidays - shaking his head laughing said " What kinda escorts ARE you giving back and not wanting any blow ?? - Doesn't matter- NEITHER one of you needs THIS !! " and took off with his wallet, his baggie and the fudge.

That is hillarious! You should have offered him a little carry bag to put all the goodies into. After all, you wouldn't want a client to leave without having your fudge packed! ound: Sorry, couldn't resist the opportunity for a silly joke.

 

[Tabitha]

That is hillarious! You should have offered him a little carry bag to put all the goodies into. After all, you wouldn't want a client to leave without having your fudge packed! ound: Sorry, couldn't resist the opportunity for a silly joke.

Now THAT is funny!

 

[Tabitha]

Multiple watches ?? Hope they were cheap....

I was wonderin where I'd left that, I lost more watches pooning than any other item!

Didn't the girl call you about it right after the session? Or you call her once you noticed ? I returned everything that was ever left (except one pair of glasses the guy said he had many pairs and not to worry )
I don't have enough room for my own stuff- let alone anyone else's.

 

[perbwanttobe]

I don't know if this counts. But I had an appointment once with an SP and forgot my keys in the car and locked the car door with the keys inside. I had a great session and was
extremely happy walking back to my car only to realize that when I got back to the car, reaching into my pocket, that I had locked the keys inside the car. I actually went
back to the sp, knocked on her door, explained my situation and asked her for a coat hanger. Needless to say it was very embarrassing.

 

[cherise]

I don't know if this counts. But I had an appointment once with an SP and forgot my keys in the car and locked the car door with the keys inside. I had a great session and was
extremely happy walking back to my car only to realize that when I got back to the car, reaching into my pocket, that I had locked the keys inside the car. I actually went
back to the sp, knocked on her door, explained my situation and asked her for a coat hanger. Needless to say it was very embarrassing.

exact same scenario happened with a client of mine when i was in south surrey...and i was a little panicky because i had company coming that didnt know about my "hobby". that wouldn't have been you ,would it?