Carman Fox

I have no luck at pooning

Dharper

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I don't poon that often, but when I do I like to narrow it down to who I like at least a week ahead, and then book at least 24-48 hours ahead. But MAN, do I have no luck at having the appointment actually happen. Over the last couple of years, I have had, cancelations after I already have driven half way there, because they are too tired or sick, they ask if I can I call tomorrow, or there is no answer. Or they retire or disappear only days before I am ready to book, only after weeks of antisipation.

Here is a list of big names, but there was at least just as many smaller SP from the Straight or the Buy & Sell.

This isn't the best way to start a list but I forget her name, I think it was Marilyn Star, the one that was charged in the states for stock fraud. I booked days ahead, and when I phoned an hour ahead(after I have left home), she said she has retired, and she tries to pimp me to some other girl that I know nothing about.

Ashley Fame - Again, after I leave home, I phone an hour ahead, she answers, and has completely forgotten about the appoinment, and sounds drunk. She says she can be ready an hour late, but I pass.

April - Hot brunnette that advertised around here about a year ago, she still advertises on blueorchidmodels. Again, when I phone, unexpected visitors.

Taylor Made - I make an appoinment with her the day ahead. When I phone the afternoon of the evening appoinment, there is no answer. I phoned and emailed several times, but I got no response. I finally make contact her several days later, and it turns out she was sick, and had a spat with her boyfriend, and she no longer does incall. I figure she is worth getting a room for outcall, but before I do, she retires. (I recently found out she has come and gone out of retirement under a couple of different names, but of course when I find this out she is retired again)

Sugar aka Samantha Foxx, Sam - Book appoinment, call ahead, its the time of month. Repeat, unexpected visitors.

Sandi Laine - Feeling under the weather, even though the appoinment was booked only a few hours earlier.

Shayna from Guildford - Tried to contact her for a long time with no luck. I finally have a few days off where I should be able to make contact, and I find out she has retired.

TrueTianna - I cancelled this one, but it sounded like if I didn't it would have been cancelled on me, because a meeting with the landlord was scheduled at the same time. She was glad I cancelled it.

Totally Touchable Tiffany - *POOF* Shes gone. I tried contacting her for the last week with no response. Her cell phone is out of order, and her webpage is gone. She talked about a vacation, but why is her webpage and cell phone out of order? Just my luck, it happens just as I was going to book an appointment.


Yes I know, things unexpectedly come up (ex.- I cancelled the Tianna appointment), but why oh why, if I poon only a couple of time a year(I try to many more than that), do I have such bad luck on appointments. I am well mannered in my communications, and if I feel like reaming them out after the cancellation, I will politely say I will call another time.

Am I singled out here, or are others hit with such crappy luck?
 

Big Trapper

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Its a sad comment on life in Vancouver, but there are days when you can't even PAY to get fucked!
 

Johnny Rico

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I dont have to much problems with cancellations and stuff, twice in maybe 60 appointments, had a few times when the time got bumped back an hour or 2, but it hasnt caused me any major ploblems. I am in Victoria, so maybe it is just better over here then in the big smoke.
 

littlejimbigher

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I agree. You plan your pooning around a schedual and something falls down and you get none.But on the other hand the girls tell me they get lots of no shows as well.
I agree about Shayna in Surrey. I book a day in advance, talked to her 3 hours before the appointment and when I called 1/2 hour before to get the exact address again ( I was a repeat client) there was no answer . Tried right up to the time of the date and finally gave up.
 

hitrack

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I don't know how shit works now....booking 2 days ahead of time, man-0-man!!! But when I was in the game I aimed for chicks that needed minimal get ready time. Call at noon and your good to go by 4 O'clock or something like that. Not 2 days from now. To much can botch.

But like you said most botch ups were right up to the point of no return. Keep trying different chicks thats all ya can do.
 

planetsmurf

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yah i normally book that day and or night so there is less of chance that they become sick or unforeseen things come up. in about 20 trips to the sps i have had no cancellations, one took a while to answer her doorbell but that was about it
 

dexi

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Not sure why anyone would book ahead. I can't tell you that in two or four days, I'll be scaling the walls and pounding nails with my hard on. I only know that with pretty short notice. :)

Booking ahead is convenient for them. And if they can't hold up their end when the day arrives, then they don't deserve that courtesy. You'd be amazed how many of these "must book ahead" girls will make same day appointments on very short notice. You just have to call. Especially if you've seen them before.

The best policy for me is to call them...if they pick up and have a free hour, um now, (or in a couple of hours) then I make an appointment. If not, then NEXT...or go to an MP. Simple.

When I see someone, I'm a total gentleman and I treat them as I would like to be treated, BUT I'm not really in it for what's best for them. There's a difference between her needing things a certain way to feel comfortable (and safe) and her trying to assert control because she thinks she can. Some girls legitimately need things a certain way, others make guys do the song and dance because a bunch of them will.

A girl would have to be pretty well reviewed and hot as cinders for me to bother if I didn't like how she conducted business. No matter who she is, she doesn't have a monopoly. So, if a girl's rules include a weeks notice, a photocopy of my driver's license, meeting in a public place, or writing her a short story about what I did this summer...any of that shit, I'll just go elsewhere. If I wanted to be treated like a lapdog or a doormat, I'd just go back to the office.
 

wolverine

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I agree with dexi. Today's raging and throbbing hard-on could be tomorrow's sleeping giant. That's why I'll only book in advance if the girl is high in demand.
 

Dharper

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Well, I don't mind paying a LITTLE bit more for a SP that has a good reputation. This means that you usually have to book a day ahead. I have a very good reason for doing this. I poon in the evening and90+% of the time, I go out with out an appointment, I end up in a parking lot somewhere with my cellphone at 1:00 in the morning, phoning all of the ads that catch my eye in the Georgia Straight As well as the Sps numbers stored in my cell for the tenth time, only to have no answer anywhere. This usually has my going home to wank. So in my experience, the appointment is essential.
 

Lurker 123

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Dharper you are a very lucky man. Your destiny is telling you don't poon and save up all your money! When you look back, how much money have you saved?Quite a few grands!!:rolleyes:
 

littlejimbigher

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I like repeating with girls I have a great time with. One SP I've seen her over 30 times in the last 3 years. Too many times a new gal doesn't match up in looks or service to what I want. My review of GENI is a perfect example.
Especially with wanting GFE. Many SP's say they do and when you get there its not even close to that service.
 

LeBeau

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dexi said:
Not sure why anyone would book ahead. I can't tell you that in two or four days, I'll be scaling the walls and pounding nails with my hard on. I only know that with pretty short notice. :)

A girl would have to be pretty well reviewed and hot as cinders for me to bother if I didn't like how she conducted business. No matter who she is, she doesn't have a monopoly. So, if a girl's rules include a weeks notice, a photocopy of my driver's license, meeting in a public place, or writing her a short story about what I did this summer...any of that shit, I'll just go elsewhere. If I wanted to be treated like a lapdog or a doormat, I'd just go back to the office.
I completely agree with you, I can't understand why some of these guys put up with such uncalled for demands. Those demands that you speak of are ways of someone gaining control and power over you. It's one thing to be respectful, show you are safe and another to be a damn fool.

We spend lots of our money, our time and extend our trust when we make appointments with a SP. Sure we should always be respectful, clean, healthy, honest and safe when we see a girl. But, we should never allow ourselves to be degraded to the point of being her pute butt punk. Have we become that desperate?

:)
 

PeterLongwood

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littlejimbigher said:
I like repeating with girls I have a great time with. One SP I've seen her over 30 times in the last 3 years. Too many times a new gal doesn't match up in looks or service to what I want. My review of GENI is a perfect example.
Especially with wanting GFE. Many SP's say they do and when you get there its not even close to that service.

Doesn't Genie offer the "ultimate GFE"?

Complete with endless complaints about her ex!
 

Dharper

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I hate to resurrect an old thread, but now Ashley Lawrence?!

I hate to resurrect an old thread, but now Ashley Lawrence screws me. Last week I set the day and time for Tuesday evening 11:00PM. She agrees through email, and we set up a call Tuesday afternoon to talk about the appointment. I call, she answers, we talk, everything is fine, and she asks that I call to confirm at 9:00PM.

Well guess what? I call at 9:00PM, and no frikin' answer. I phone a couple of more times, it is now 9:30, and I email her, to say that I am trying to phone, but there is no answer.(I can't leave any messages because her voice mail box is full) I keep trying up to 10:00PM, at which point I give up, and email her to say that I have, and tell her that I phoned several times to no avail.

Again, I know things can happen, so I email a second time. I asked what happened, politely I must say, and ask can we reschedule. 3 days later, still no reply.

Did I encounter another snap retirement? Do I have some aura around me that scares the crap out of SPs? Or is it just shit luck?
 

LaCreme

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Am I singled out here, or are others hit with such crappy luck?
that why borthel exist you just have to show up and poon.
 
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I book the appointments a hour ahead and cancellations rarely happen. You're not visiting a restaurant so no need to book a week or 24 hours in advance.
 

wpgguy

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I book the appointments a hour ahead and cancellations rarely happen. You're not visiting a restaurant so no need to book a week or 24 hours in advance.
Don't laugh, but I've booked a girl 3 months in advance.:p I knew I was going to be in town visiting and she's such a sweetie I didn't want to take any chances.
 

LaCreme

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Don't laugh, but I've booked a girl 3 months in advance.:p I knew I was going to be in town visiting and she's such a sweetie I didn't want to take any chances.

awesome that is love!
 
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