very hard to find a RMT (Registered Massage Therapist) to perform extras. they would lose their license to practice and that would mean years of school gone to waste
the occasional AMP has a licensed acupuncturist license, means that someone who works there or worked there is a current and legitimate acupuncturist. they do this specifically to handle insurance related claims for treatment
of course you don't actually receive acupuncture, rather you receive their version of a holistic massage therapy with HE, think Wendy does this (AMP on broadway near kingsway)
Any type of happy ending would suffice. HJ OK, BJ would be having my cake and eating it too 
