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Harry Dunne: [a large bus full of gorgeous women in bikinis pull up beside them and three step out]

Bikini Girl: Hi, guys. We're going on a national bikini tour, and we're looking for two oil boys who can grease us off before each competition.

Harry Dunne: You are in luck! There's a town about three miles that way. I'm sure you'll find a couple guys there.

Bikini Girl: [baffled] Okay, thanks.

[the doors close and the bus drives off. After a second, Lloyd turns to Harry]

Lloyd Christmas: Do you realize what you've done?

[they run after the bus]

Lloyd Christmas: HEY! HEY!

Harry Dunne: Lloyd! Lloyd!

[the bus stops and opens the doors]

Lloyd Christmas: [panting] You'll have to excuse my friend. He's a little slow. The town is back *that* way.

- Dumb and Dumber, 1994
 
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Shit SORRY Cami !! I've never did follow instruction well, I missed the word "quote" in your sentence.

An Unfinished Life..."People in this small town, don't put up with your drunken big town bullshit"

Unforgiven....."I'm not like that anymore"

The Cowboy Way......"If it's gotta beat, we'll dance to it...If it's got hair, we'll ride it"
....and it sounds better with a dumbass, Woody Harrelson ,shit eating grin on your face.
 
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For now this quote defines me..."I'm not quitting". When she talks about her dead daughter, she actually smiles for the first time in the movie...

 
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