I Hate Talking on the Phone

[worldshaker]

So, before cell phones came along, waaaay before, I hated talking on the phone. Whenever one of us kids were on the phone, we could sense the rise of our dad's blood pressure. It was obviously more traumatic than I thought.

Going through our local escort ad sites, we'll reference Leolist seeing as it's currently the best source we've got. And if you can weave your way around Leolist, it's actually pretty good.

Let's get back to this telephone shit, it seems that many SP's who advertise, do not post their rates and restrictions. I'm 100% sure this has been addressed before, but I couldn't find anything. Fair to say, it's a clever way to get the fish on the line. It opens the line of conversation that may convince you she's the one, the one of choice.

And then....those same advertisers will ask/insist on not low balling them. What is it that we're low balling? We don't even know the rates. I suppose there are people who have haggling in their blood, and this is probably done the advertisers incall. So, it's not like I don't understand all this, I can see the madness in the message.

So what the hell is my problem? Why won't I just text? It seems texting 10 or 15 girls that night of the week, seems to waste a lot of people's time. I hate talking on the phone! To anyone. Texting is just not reliable and are often received when you're en route to plan D.

I don't know what the ladies can or should do, it's their business, but I just hate talking on the phone.

Go easy with me,

MM

 

[MikeyLikey99]

So, before cell phones came along, waaaay before, I hated talking on the phone. Whenever one of us kids were on the phone, we could sense the rise of our dad's blood pressure. It was obviously more traumatic than I thought.

Going through our local escort ad sites, we'll reference Leolist seeing as it's currently the best source we've got. And if you can weave your way around Leolist, it's actually pretty good.

Let's get back to this telephone shit, it seems that many SP's who advertise, do not post their rates and restrictions. I'm 100% sure this has been addressed before, but I couldn't find anything. Fair to say, it's a clever way to get the fish on the line. It opens the line of conversation that may convince you she's the one, the one of choice.

And then....those same advertisers will ask/insist on not low balling them. What is it that we're low balling? We don't even know the rates. I suppose there are people who have haggling in their blood, and this is probably done the advertisers incall. So, it's not like I don't understand all this, I can see the madness in the message.

So what the hell is my problem? Why won't I just text? It seems texting 10 or 15 girls that night of the week, seems to waste a lot of people's time. I hate talking on the phone! To anyone. Texting is just not reliable and are often received when you're en route to plan D.

I don't know what the ladies can or should do, it's their business, but I just hate talking on the phone.

Go easy with me,

MM

I prefer email. I plan ahead, and book ahead, and if it’s in writing there aren’t as many opportunities for misunderstanding. My 2 cents

 

[luvsdaty]

10-15 girls? Choose a couple, text them and go from there. Come here on perb, search function on the upper right hand corner, type in a few names and see if they're compatible. Agencies usually have rates in their menu's. Independents , well you have to text and ask.$4-500/ seems to be the post covid rate nowadays. If you can't afford it then pornhub and a flesh light is your friend

 

[Dillydilly]

So if you don't want to call or text, then what do your do to see someone?

 

[westwoody]

So if you don't want to call or text, then what do your do to see someone?

In my day we sent a message via Pony Express.
Or try pm'ing them if they are on here.

 

[jamasianman]

We must return to ye oldene dayes. Quick, build a fire and get the rug. We shall send a smoke signal since we do not have any carrier pigeons available.

 

[Bizzaynass]

We must return to ye oldene dayes. Quick, build a fire and get the rug. We shall send a smoke signal since we do not have any carrier pigeons available.

We can't even do that this summer with the open fire bans. We are so screwed.

 

[worldshaker]

I prefer email. I plan ahead, and book ahead, and if it’s in writing there aren’t as many opportunities for misunderstanding. My 2 cents

Typically that's what a smart person would do, Mikey🧐. Certainly not the likes of me. Thanks for your input Mikey, I appreciate it!

MM

10-15 girls? Choose a couple, text them and go from there. Come here on perb, search function on the upper right hand corner, type in a few names and see if they're compatible. Agencies usually have rates in their menu's. Independents , well you have to text and ask.$4-500/ seems to be the post covid rate nowadays. If you can't afford it then pornhub and a flesh light is your friend

I recently threw my fleshlight away. I never used it anyway. It was a gift...from a friend...

You make good points luvs, hard to argue with sound logic. I realize I've been priced out of this market. And the supermarket, the gas station, and and from being able to afford to have a roof over my head. For no reason really, Inflation is make believe.

So it's a fine line between $200 and $250. Listing prices is not at all a difficult thing to do. $160 "babes" near Joyce better be ready for me. 🤣

 

[worldshaker]

So if you don't want to call or text, then what do your do to see someone?

I will only call or text if I know the rates and restrictions. Until then, crickets.

 

[SolidSnake]

Talking's no good. They can easily renege on rates, services and anything else not listed on their ad, unless you have a recording of the call.

 

[Sophia Fae YVR]

So, before cell phones came along, waaaay before, I hated talking on the phone. Whenever one of us kids were on the phone, we could sense the rise of our dad's blood pressure. It was obviously more traumatic than I thought.

Going through our local escort ad sites, we'll reference Leolist seeing as it's currently the best source we've got. And if you can weave your way around Leolist, it's actually pretty good.

Let's get back to this telephone shit, it seems that many SP's who advertise, do not post their rates and restrictions. I'm 100% sure this has been addressed before, but I couldn't find anything. Fair to say, it's a clever way to get the fish on the line. It opens the line of conversation that may convince you she's the one, the one of choice.

And then....those same advertisers will ask/insist on not low balling them. What is it that we're low balling? We don't even know the rates. I suppose there are people who have haggling in their blood, and this is probably done the advertisers incall. So, it's not like I don't understand all this, I can see the madness in the message.

So what the hell is my problem? Why won't I just text? It seems texting 10 or 15 girls that night of the week, seems to waste a lot of people's time. I hate talking on the phone! To anyone. Texting is just not reliable and are often received when you're en route to plan D.

I don't know what the ladies can or should do, it's their business, but I just hate talking on the phone.

Go easy with me,

MM

My suggestion would be to do some research, choose *1* provider you’d like to see and send them an email to begin the booking process. But do this with plenty of notice, like 24hrs, not when you’re having a dick emergency and being impatient 😉

Texting 10-15 providers trying to get a last minute appt is annoying and we can tell by the quality of messages. You’ll have better experiences by slowing down and being more intentional with your communication.

btw, I don’t like phone calls either and will block a dude after 3 phone calls.

 

[grusse]

With some agencies communication can be difficult over the phone with language differences accents etc
Texting removes doubts imo.

 

[worldshaker]

Good Day ..
Pre-book .. you`ll never have these issues .. i do my homework, so i know long before hand what im getting into ..
I will never do same day bookings .. unless i have seen her before or have already done my homework on her .. i`ll try a shot in the dark sometimes ..

Also,in my opinion .. if you have to ask what the donation is .. You probably cant afford her rates ..
I do not waste my time with SP`s who do not post their rates, my loss .. but hey .. probably not in the long run

Cheers

Thanks Charles! I can barely keep doctor's or dentists appointments, so I'm a poor example for planning ahead. I prefer heat of the moment bookings, guaranteeing I will be seeing a lovely auntie...should I be so lucky. 🤣🤣

 

[worldshaker]

My suggestion would be to do some research, choose *1* provider you’d like to see and send them an email to begin the booking process. But do this with plenty of notice, like 24hrs, not when you’re having a dick emergency and being impatient 😉

Texting 10-15 providers trying to get a last minute appt is annoying and we can tell by the quality of messages. You’ll have better experiences by slowing down and being more intentional with your communication.

btw, I don’t like phone calls either and will block a dude after 3 phone calls.

Thanks Sophia!
When I said 20 or 15, it was for comic exaggeration, but that aside, I never let exaggeration get in the way of a good story.

The term, "dick emergency" is gold. You ought to copyright that baby. But hey, dick emergencies happen, several times a day...😜

I almost always go to certain regulars, but they're not late freaks like me. Sometimes I make enquiries and end up waiting for a sensible time.

That doesn't take away that I'm still miffed about not posting rates, then asking not to "low ball" them. Btw, I'd rather talk on the phone with a slow talking ex girlfriend than haggle.

MM

 

[Rusty razor]

Well you can always go retro and do what we did in the days before cel phones and cruise the strip and look for street walkers, good luck though they are hard to find nowadays, and not of the calibre of the 70’s

 

[worldshaker]

Well you can always go retro and do what we did in the days before cel phones and cruise the strip and look for street walkers, good luck though they are hard to find nowadays, and not of the calibre of the 70’s

Hey Rusty! Yeah, I was there from about 1979 on until it all vanished. The cruise was a huge part of the turn on. There was almost too much to choose from. I'm much older than I act.

 

[Lowproperv]

It's easy...go downtown..park your car..lick your thumb and put it in the sky..from there?..let the wind guide you my friend