I found Fred!!

Randy Whorewald

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Fred and Mary get married but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to mom and dads for the night. In the morning, little Johnny gets up and has his breakfast.

As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his mum if Fred and Mary are up yet.

She replies, "No".

Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?"

His mom replies, "Never mind what you think! Just go to school."

Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, "Is Fred and Mary up yet?"

She replies, "No."

Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?"

His mom replies, "Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school."

After school, he comes home and asks, "Is Fred and Mary up yet?"

His mom says, "No."

Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?"

His mom replies, "OK! What do you think?"

He says, "Well, last night Fred came in for Vaseline and I think I gave him my airplane glue."
 

Randy Whorewald

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planetsmurf

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that was a nice story, but i think i would notice the difference between glue and vasoline:D
 

Randy Whorewald

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planetsmurf said:
that was a nice story, but i think i would notice the difference between glue and vasoline:D
Even if it was dark and you were super horny???
 

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Randy Whorewald said:
Fred is stuck in a tight place!!

What a night,,and yes,Fred was stuck in a tight place alright:p (I have pics)

Anyway,he'll live and might be himself in a few days,if anyone needs to get hold of him,just PM me and he'll get the message (along with the other 679 since last night:rolleyes: )

Oh,,I have a new pet squirrel,I need a name(I think it's a guy as he has nuts:p )
 
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