I feel your pain ;-) CL rant

[Lady Companion]

I'm just posting this because I find humour in the irony.

A couple nights ago, I was in need of a good therapeutic/mobile massage. My regular go to practitioners were not available, so I figured I would look on Craigslist to see what may be.

It was impossible to find a legitimate massage! Many of the ads are clearly escorts, but even the ones that come across as being professional RMT's weren't. I actually got yelled at by 2 'ladies' for wasting their time because they only see men, and one 'lady' for wasting her cell phone minutes by calling.

If that is indicative of the attitude of a sub set of companions out there, all the gentlemen have my deepest condolences for having to wade through the cracker jack box to find a worthwhile prize ;-)

 

[Mclovinit604]

My Lady, I would be happy to give you a massage. I'm not a RMT but a mere layman (pun intended) with great hands, coconut oil, and an Enya CD

 

[vancity_cowboy]

night time cl is different than day time cl

there are a few during the day

 

[badbubba]

Though she is a bit tough to get a hold of initially, try Brie in Surrey who advertises on LL in the massage section.

 

[Alix Turner]

a very sweet guy I am friends with finished his schooling recently and is a RMT now, works out of town, but he lives in Van. I'll pm.

 

[Cami Parker]

It's true. Unfortunately some girls are so mean and bitter,

 

[Tabitha]

It shouldn't matter if the caller was male or female, the person answering is in the service industry, and should be personable to any potential client.

If they do not offer what is being asked of them, they should either recommend someone who did offer this service, or politely decline
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If that is how they act on the phone, can you imagine what type of service they would provide in person?

They should be so lucky as to have you as a client! At any rate, you probably dodged a bullet.​