I dunno about you bastards...

[Crookedmember]

...but if this yoga pants / tights / leggings fad ever ends, I'm just gonna off myself.

I was at the mall yesterday, and the view from behind was so titillating, I nutted twice before I got to the fucking food court.

 

[Uncled]

I like lurking in the mall too.

 

[sybian]

...but if this yoga pants / tights / leggings fad ever ends, I'm just gonna off myself.

I was at the mall yesterday, and the view from behind was so titillating, I nutted twice before I got to the fucking food court.

Don't worry there will be another hot fad for you too pant over.
Like maybe those oversized loose knit sweaters will come back from the eighties....I always liked a girl with a pony tail stuck outta the side of her head, with bangs teased so far out and full of hairspray, when she gives you road head, there's no danger of her bumping her head on the steering wheel when you hit that pothole.

The only way I'd off myself over fashion is if the 70's Leisure Suit comes back......

 

[Correct]

Malls are great for their magnificent scenery.

 

[Miss Hunter]

Yoga pants is the most common clothing Fetish request I get.

 

[Crookedmember]

Yoga pants is the most common clothing Fetish request I get.

Just from my observations at the mall, Miss Hunter . . .

. . . am I correct to assume women do not wear panties/thongs under yoga pants?

 

[islander1-1]

How about taking in the kids soccer game and spotting the moms with yoga pants sporting a camel toe.

 

[Crookedmember]

How about taking in the kids soccer game and spotting the moms with yoga pants sporting a camel toe.

Oh man, not sure if I'd feel OK sporting wood at a kids' soccer game . . .

 

[grizzly]

How about taking in the kids soccer game and spotting the moms with yoga pants sporting a camel toe.

Probably the only reason I kept laying out the dough for the kids to keep playing soccer. They weren't that good, but I loved the scenery with the milf's

 

[Crookedmember]

One of the all-time great camel toes.

 

[80watts]

The one thing I learned here was Ms Hunter has yoga pants......layball::tickled_pink::clap2::boink::whoo::cheer2:

 

[sybian]

The one thing I learned here was Ms Hunter has yoga pants......layball::tickled_pink::clap2::boink::whoo::cheer2:

.....and knows how too fill em out just right.

 

[jgg]

Cover all the bases.

...You look good, good, good, good in anything
But nothing looks better on you...

 

[storm rider]

Yeah I love em...so long as it is proper.....Picture Al Bundy as a yoga pants salesman......" I am sorry maam but I cant sell you those yaga pants as the Society for the Protection of Yoga Pants prevents from me from curelty" or even better " do you have these in my size?...yeah I do but Yoga Pants are like elevators...they have weight limits!"