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slickitysplit

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Regarding the flak over Mr. O’s joke about the soup... man, some people’s panties are too tight or something. While I didn’t find it LMFAO funny, it was mildly amusing if not perhaps somewhat immature. But I don’t see it as anything more than a joke either. People on this board and in general need to lighten up a bit. People getting upset to the point of making threats with baseball bats over a joke on the internet from someone they don’t even know? Man oh man!!! I don’t see people complaining about jokes about Ukranians, Newfies, the English, the Irish, blondes, bald people etc. etc. I forget the movie, where the drive through girl asks if anyone has seen “Mike Hunt”? Oh my gosh, that would be devastating if that really happened!! Golly gee whiz!!! Almost all humor is about making fun of someone. May-be all humor should be banned?? Do people say they’re offended when the English are called Limeys or the German are called Krauts... not likely. But, soon as there is anything about some non-white group it’s offensive, it’s discrimination. If it bothers you it’s because of your own insecurities. People are always looking for some reason to complain and say they are being discriminated against, being treated unfairly. It has gotten way out of control. Yeah, there are real injustices in this world, but if someone can’t take a joke, something is way out of whack. Anyway Mr. O, keep doing what you’re doing... not that you wouldn’t! As far as Tianna’s joke, I didn’t think it was funny, but who the hell cares... blow it off and move on!
 

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slickitysplit said:
Regarding the flak over Mr. O’s joke about the soup... man, some people’s panties are too tight or something. While I didn’t find it LMFAO funny, it was mildly amusing if not perhaps somewhat immature. But I don’t see it as anything more than a joke either. People on this board and in general need to lighten up a bit. People getting upset to the point of making threats with baseball bats over a joke on the internet from someone they don’t even know? Man oh man!!! I don’t see people complaining about jokes about Ukranians, Newfies, the English, the Irish, blondes, bald people etc. etc. I forget the movie, where the drive through girl asks if anyone has seen “Mike Hunt”? Oh my gosh, that would be devastating if that really happened!! Golly gee whiz!!! Almost all humor is about making fun of someone. May-be all humor should be banned?? Do people say they’re offended when the English are called Limeys or the German are called Krauts... not likely. But, soon as there is anything about some non-white group it’s offensive, it’s discrimination. If it bothers you it’s because of your own insecurities. People are always looking for some reason to complain and say they are being discriminated against, being treated unfairly. It has gotten way out of control. Yeah, there are real injustices in this world, but if someone can’t take a joke, something is way out of whack. Anyway Mr. O, keep doing what you’re doing... not that you wouldn’t! As far as Tianna’s joke, I didn’t think it was funny, but who the hell cares... blow it off and move on!
I agree with you slickity. I found Mr. O's soup story quite amusing. For those who were offended I say 'fuck 'em if they can't take a joke'!

Same goes for Tianna's story.

BTW everyone here has the option of reading or skipping a thread/post.
 

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Mr.O said:
Well, above you see the type of person we are dealing with here obvioulsly an unbalanced LITTLE man/boy.

Asking people like this to "grow up" is as fruitful as asking the Government to be responsible with your tax dollars.

And at verbs request I went to the post that he suggested earlier.
What I discovered was just another angry LITTLE boy whith a HUGE chip on his shoulder.






& now this proud LITTLE man has invited me to go experience him & his bat while his buddy films it!

Your a class act verb how would I ever top that?

Congratulations!

YOU win!
Hey...get this straight....you are the one that said that I was threatening you....Which I never did! All I simply said IF I was there I would of smashed a bowl in your face! You were the one that said I was threatening you behind a computer! If that was the case...I was willing to meet you face to face so you don't think I was hiding behind a computer as you suggested.

As I said.....offer is right there...You said you have scared off better people then me...Well here is your chance you NO LIFE computer geek! 400plus posts since Dec 2006?? 2 months?? Gosh...you must have a shit load of time on your hands buddy!


Again.....My offer is on the table....If you don't take it...Then shut it!
 

Verb

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and MR.O


How long did it take you too CUT and PASTE all of that PLUS edit my posts for me?


Anybody who is smart enough to just pull up the thread knows that is not how I wrote it!


Dumbass!
 
My FINAL Comment on this thread!!

CJ Tylers said:
It's ok to joke or flirt with wait staff, as long as it isn't disrespectful. Those people are on their feet all day, putting up with gruffy attitudes of people who think that "the customer is always right" equates to "the customer can be an asshat because he's paying".

I agree with the comment above from CJ.

As so many here read the story & had to ASS-U-ME that my SO & I were deliberately being rude to the waiter, that is NOT the case.

She was a long time customer of that restaraunt before myself & they enjoyed her patronage. (how could they not she is HOT! & has a great sense of humour)

After the prank the waiter was right there with us laughing.

On our return visits we were not treated as normal customers anymore but rather as friends.
They always showed an interest in what we were doing & I would crack jokes for them upon request. (even the cooks would come out to hear them)

I do that at many restaraunts I frequent as most the staff there love my humour.
Some even ask me to write down my jokes for them, a bit annoying but I do it to make them happy.

They enjoyed our patronage & it was more like going to a friends place than just some restaraunt.

MANY on this board ASS-U-ME to know me but you are way off base.

- This is my online persona, it is a reflection of me as much as I want it to be! -

In my real life I am an overworked corporate whore!

I make people laugh everywhere I go & I do things out of the ordinary to keep it fresh.

I have never had a girl tell me I was a boring date! (maybe not as wild as they were but not boring!)

There is too much negativity & sadness in this world already & I try NOT to add to it.
So instead of giving terse boring responses to questions or being overdramatic in conversation I tend to try & lighten things up a bit & clear the stuffy air.
I find that people feel better about themselves & everyone enjoys thier time more when there is humour injected!

PEOPLE NEED TO LAUGH!!!!! - - :D

You can't make it through life if ya don't laugh at yourself or others sometimes, it's like a pressure relief valve. (within the bounds of respect)

Who here hates all comedians???
What would your life be without irony, melodarama & humour?

That's right - BORING!!!!! - - :(

And finally, I will post a quote from one of our most recent losses on this board & it is a very sad statement her departure makes for this board as well.


Indy Isabelle said:
Much Speculation....End of Story.

I swore I wouldn't post again, but since I'm the one being discussed... what the hell...

The reason why I left is that perb is simply not fun anymore. Most (by no means all) of the people I enjoyed interacting with have left this board for another board. I still lurk here as there are many poster's whose threads, comments and PMs I enjoy reading and sending. But frankly, the other board has a lot of the shinning stars and it seems to self moderate better than this one, in that board members STICK UP for each other, rather than stand back and let the dinks, dorks, nags & trolls cut people down.

I don't always agree with some of the decisions the mods make, but I have personally never had a problem with them at all. I am very disappointed to loose some of my faves though (Grav's crankiness, JJ's intelligence & insight), and I think many problem posters go unnoticed and unchecked by the mods.

Let me restate.... PERB IS JUST NOT FUN ANYMORE! And the nags, PC thought police and trolls outweigh the good posters.
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Is this a Lounge or is it?

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yummy_loni

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Omg !!!

My first job was waitressing when I was 16yrs. got me through college. I really enjoyed customers that a sense of humour. (made my day) I guess depending of what "kind of sense of humour you are comfortable with" . With me I always enjoyed a wacked sense of humour & enjoy practical jokes from my customers. Life sometimes is too serious, life is too short, enjoy jokes, have fun. I just thought I would add my own experience being a waitress in the passed. Each to their own, depending how comfortable you are with a little joke/fun. Don't sweat the small stuff, enjoy life. :) :)
 

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Hey Verb....

 

athaire

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Asshats go in the ban bucket.......lol.
 

KYG

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I still think that post by Mr. O lacked a bit of class and wasn't really that funny. Your responses to Verb is gay as well.
 

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KYG said:
I still think that post by Mr. O lacked a bit of class and wasn't really that funny. Your responses to Verb is gay as well.
....a shame we can't show as much class and maturity as you.... :rolleyes:
 

Bartdude

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KYG said:
:rolleyes:

Aren't you witty today smartass...:rolleyes:
Perhaps if you'd refrain from using useless, ignorant one-liners better suited to 12-year olds ("that's so gay"), you'd appreciate it more.

STFU, moron.
 

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Bartdude said:
Perhaps if you'd refrain from using useless, ignorant one-liners better suited to 12-year olds ("that's so gay"), you'd appreciate it more.

STFU, moron.
Judging from the post you made to Verb showing that picture of men sticking their middle finger, maybe you're the ignorant one with the mentality of a 12 year old.

STFU, Moron!!!!!
 

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imrokhaard said:
You're not supposed to "enjoy life" at the expense of other people.
isn't that the basic essense of pooning - to enjoy life at other people's expense? and before you jump on me for that basic line, understand that it's the sp's enjoyment at "our expense ($$$)" that i was referring to.
 

tianna

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oh dear lord

I joke around with lots of people, and Ill look you dead straight in the eyes.. with a big sloppy grin on my face when I do it! I even say that Im joking right away.. I don't dragg it out, and pretend to be serious, I'm never threatening in any way. It does take less muscles to smile than it does to frown:) and I do laugh alot, so hopefully I'll have a youthful glow forever :) I think some people should lighten up:p ,.. life is here for us to live feel and enjoy. That's what I intend on doing!!;)
 

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Good on you Tianna. You're right about life. It should be enjoyed. Take the time to smell the roses and petunias. Lifes little mysteries are always the best.
 

athaire

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tianna said:
I joke around with lots of people, and Ill look you dead straight in the eyes.. with a big sloppy grin on my face when I do it! I even say that Im joking right away.. I don't dragg it out, and pretend to be serious, I'm never threatening in any way. It does take less muscles to smile than it does to frown:) and I do laugh alot, so hopefully I'll have a youthful glow forever :) I think some people should lighten up:p ,.. life is here for us to live feel and enjoy. That's what I intend on doing!!;)
Words to live by Tianna........everyone should take a chill pill.......or as I was told......"Give It a Rest"
 

tianna

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athaire said:
Words to live by Tianna........everyone should take a chill pill.......or as I was told......"Give It a Rest"
.....................;) :p
 

tianna

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me in a nut shell

rollerboy said:
Chocolate hot fudge cake with ice cream for everyone! With a side of Mischief (that's you, T). :)
mmmmmmmmm.. fudge :p
 
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