I asked a waiter once

[Man Mountain]

Mr. O: A special won ton soup for you!

From Eddie Murphy Delirious

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2P7zN18QRQ

 

[kalel]

didn't even have to watch that clip, i remember it.

but nobody's asked the question - what would happen if the waiter did (and with a serious look on his face like nothing's wrong) bring out a bowl of soup called "cream of suhm-yung-gi". and what if he stood there waiting for mr o's girl to try it out to see if she likes it or is sending it back? i mean, there's nothing wrong with waiting on the table to see if the customer's are happy is there?

 

[coca_cola_bj]

What do you find funny or makes you laugh?

 

[Mr.O]

VERB... VERB... VERB... I would be careful...

Disgruntled??

No...I am not disgruntled...Just picks me when people try to get a crack outta something by humilating someone else. You said that they were ok and had a smile on their face when you left? What else were they suppose to do?? Kick the shit outta you in front of all their customers?

I stand by what I said that I would smash a bowl in your face because people like you are the ones that people can't stand up for themselves fear!

Do a search on my handle and look for baseball bat.....You will find a thread that explains it all! Shit like this happens all the time....

... just because you cannot see who I am does not mean you can threaten me.

Be careful what U wish for... sometimes you may be surprised at what U get!

I say this in all seriousness - better people than U have tried... & failed.

FEAR, yes your right, some people do fear me!

For example - Assholes fear me, Jerks fear me, Pricks, Dicks, ASS hat's, Shit heads, Losers, Lowlifes & Bullies FEAR me!

The reason why is that I make it a point to get in their face anytime I see these Neanderthals disturbing or belittling those, as you so succinctly put it, who "can't stand up for themselves".

I am in very good standing with the owner & staff at that restaurant & if you were to even talk disrespectful to me there they would be escorting you out the door!

Now go crawl back into whatever hole you came from & take your negative, intolerant attitude with you!
Your crass demeanor & delusional thinking is not welcome here.

 

[athaire]

While I usually enjoy your sense of humor Mr. O I've found the last attempts at it to be lacking. I don't find racially motivated humor funny at all. It upsets me a little. But I won't be smashing a bowl in your face as I don't wanna upset Mrs. O before the divorce........

 

[Mr.O]

Actually Athaire...

While I usually enjoy your sense of humor Mr. O I've found the last attempts at it to be lacking. I don't find racially motivated humor funny at all. It upsets me a little. But I won't be smashing a bowl in your face as I don't wanna upset Mrs. O before the divorce........

... the last post was not meant to be humour.

I will admit that verb upset me a little with his excessive negativity!

- !!!

- ???
Sorry to correct you but there was nothing "racially motivated" about it.

Seriously folks... if the owner & staff of that establishment can have the sense of humour to enjoy a good prank, why for the love of God can so few on this board do the same?

Could it be - attitude???

Has anyone here watched that show called "Just for Laughs" & the prank skits they do?
Well if you laughed at most of them you are a racist! (according to the above logic)

I now return you to your regularly scheduled programming.

 

[mick_eight]

Its '' only a joke '' all that is a cop out for people to hide behind when they FU, Mr O is getting tiresome with his superior attitude, and 5 dollar words, and the fact he thinks he can do nothing or say nothing wrong. Verb told him how he would feel and act if he were there, what he got back was how many people have tried and failed. A black belt once told me '' no matter how tough you think you are, there is always some one out there who will kick your ass '' I would say Mr O, those are wise words to remember.

 

[Mr.O]

Thank you mick.

Its '' only a joke '' all that is a cop out for people to hide behind when they FU, Mr O is getting tiresome with his superior attitude, and 5 dollar words, and the fact he thinks he can do nothing or say nothing wrong. Verb told him how he would feel and act if he were there, what he got back was how many people have tried and failed. A black belt once told me '' no matter how tough you think you are, there is always some one out there who will kick your ass '' I would say Mr O, those are wise words to remember.

Nice of you to show how much you care.

I had you all wrong before when I thought you were just a prick.

 

[Sydney]

Seriously folks... if the owner & staff of that establishment can have the sense of humour to enjoy a good prank, why for the love of God can so few on this board do the same?

My bet is that you did get the cream you so wanted. They each blew a load on your chow mein that day and every day since and laugh in the back while you and sexy lap it up. Now that, I find funny. I can't see any other reason why your rude ass is still welcome there. Fuck, those guys are funny. What a bunch of pranksters!

S xo

 

[Mr.O]

Whooaa Nelly!

My bet is that you did get the cream you so wanted. They each blew a load on your chow mein that day and every day since and laugh in the back while you and sexy lap it up. Now that, I find funny. I can't see any other reason why your rude ass is still welcome there. Fuck, those guys are funny. What a bunch of pranksters!

S xo

Barkin' up the wrong tree Sydney - the fact that I / we were NOT rude to them is why we are welcome any time.

If you don't approve of the story fine, your opinion, but to call me rude?

Your way off base lady!

 

[peety]

I take no offense to that stupid joke...

Guess most of you are too fucken stupid... cream of some young guy is a joke used way way back, you guys that think it's funny are the same ones that fucken split a gut at Airplane movies and Scary Movies... don't get me wrong, certain parts of these movies are funny but you really have to be a simpleton to laugh at word play, brings me right back to elementary school...

As for beatin each other over the head with baseball bats... I'm sure some people could be much improved if they had their heads "worked" on

Let's be cool like Fonzie...

he he now that's funny, imagine if the waiter got a big stiffie for your fuckable honey, wacked off and yeah put the egg white into your soup! Fuck, now that's something to laugh about, you and your hotty drinking his cream... hardy har har

 

[OBC]

I play in a Band, we were the opening act for Allana Myles when she was on top of the charts, after the gig she was telling about when she was working as a server in a TO restaraunt, some guy kept snapping fingers at her for service, after about the third time he did this allana turns and she yells at him"listen asshole it takes more than two fingers to make me cum so fuck off" She was fired that night. Very cool Sister...cheers all

 

[Mr.O]

I might as well post this before everyone else!

Makes me think of:

 

[kalel]

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Its '' only a joke '' all that is a cop out for people to hide behind when they FU, Mr O is getting tiresome with his superior attitude, and 5 dollar words, and the fact he thinks he can do nothing or say nothing wrong. Verb told him how he would feel and act if he were there, what he got back was how many people have tried and failed. A black belt once told me '' no matter how tough you think you are, there is always some one out there who will kick your ass '' I would say Mr O, those are wise words to remember.

i got my ass kicked recently (well, more like being forced to tap out more times than i care to mention). it was by my instructor and he did it for the very reason you're pointing out - to teach humbleness (is that even a word?).

and as far as people threatening each other to what they would do, it's pointless cuz you can be as brave as you want when you're behind a computer screen. face to face is a whole different ballgame. maybe we should have a perb ufc challenge. just a thought (one that will never happen).


if mr o says that the restaurant owner and staff know him well it changes the context and the embarassment factor. kinda like when tianna said her and the waiter shared a laugh afterwards. there's a certain restaurant that i can walk into, walk behind the bar, pour myself a drink and blurt out "hey, i hope i don't get food poisoning here like i did last week" and it would look pretty rude unless you knew that it's my uncle's restaurant.

 

[mick_eight]

i got my ass kicked recently (well, more like being forced to tap out more times than i care to mention). it was by my instructor and he did it for the very reason you're pointing out - to teach humbleness (is that even a word?).

and as far as people threatening each other to what they would do, it's pointless cuz you can be as brave as you want when you're behind a computer screen. face to face is a whole different ballgame. maybe we should have a perb ufc challenge. just a thought (one that will never happen).


if mr o says that the restaurant owner and staff know him well it changes the context and the embarassment factor. kinda like when tianna said her and the waiter shared a laugh afterwards. there's a certain restaurant that i can walk into, walk behind the bar, pour myself a drink and blurt out "hey, i hope i don't get food poisoning here like i did last week" and it would look pretty rude unless you knew that it's my uncle's restaurant.

I'd go along on the UFC deal, only I want it to be by age class, I not fooling with the young guys no more. Most of the members are younger then me, plus I'm only good for one match a day, er week, er month, you know what I mean

 

[peety]

very nice, Allan Myles, I like her style

 

[Verb]

... just because you cannot see who I am does not mean you can threaten me.

Be careful what U wish for... sometimes you may be surprised at what U get!

I say this in all seriousness - better people than U have tried... & failed.

FEAR, yes your right, some people do fear me!

For example - Assholes fear me, Jerks fear me, Pricks, Dicks, ASS hat's, Shit heads, Losers, Lowlifes & Bullies FEAR me!

The reason why is that I make it a point to get in their face anytime I see these Neanderthals disturbing or belittling those, as you so succinctly put it, who "can't stand up for themselves".

I am in very good standing with the owner & staff at that restaurant & if you were to even talk disrespectful to me there they would be escorting you out the door!

Now go crawl back into whatever hole you came from & take your negative, intolerant attitude with you!
Your crass demeanor & delusional thinking is not welcome here.

Laugh and Cough!!!

I will take that challenge!

I am not at all worried about showing my face up for this..... you ignorant bastard!

I am not the type to threaten behind a computer screen!

You have been pmed Mr.O...I sent you the location where I am!

 

[Mr.O]

BIG MAN on the board!!

Laugh and Cough!!!

I will take that challenge!

I am not at all worried about showing my face up for this..... you ignorant bastard!

I am not the type to threaten behind a computer screen!

You have been pmed Mr.O...I sent you the location where I am!

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Well, above you see the type of person we are dealing with here obviously an unbalanced LITTLE man/boy.

Asking people like this to "grow up" is as fruitful as asking the Government to be responsible with your tax dollars.

And at verbs request I went to the post that he suggested earlier.
What I discovered was just another angry LITTLE boy whith a HUGE chip on his shoulder.

I cut & pasted some of the response to verb`s posting titled:
Racist experience that pissed me off last week!

I got seriously pissed off quick as they were starting to threaten me and the Macdonald`s manager ask everybody to leave as he does not want to see this stuff in his restaurant. I ran to my car and I picked up my basball bat and my Club(anti-theft device) and gave it to my uncle. The minute the punks came out, I had my bat right against their head and made him apologize to my uncle. I took his wallet and wrote down his address from his Driver`s license and dumped coke all over his wallet and threw it the garbage can. I gave him a few slaps accross the face and my uncle made me stop. I swear if my uncle wasn`t there, I think I would of really hurt him.

So, what the fuck are you doing with a bat in your car???

Don`t talk to me like I am some fuckin menace to society...

I carry a bat in my car at all times cause shit like this happens in richmond all the time. This is not the first case I have heard or seen. So don`t question my motives on why I have a bat in my car when I read in the papers 15 teens jump middle eastern male while walking around the hospital.

You are coming across pretty Passive Aggressive there Verb.

You might invite physical altercations (non racial) if you walk the way you talk.

Or is this just a "on line personality".

Sometimes people need to be smart enough to avoid trouble.

I think your actions, no matter your good intentions, were wrong.

Violence begets violence, and no matter what `lesson` you think you taught these guys, it won`t be one that makes a positive impact upon their lives or yours.

Their actions were the lowest of the low, unfortunately, yours just took you down to their level and probably just proved to them that different races/cultures/people deserve to be harrassed or assaulted because you just assaulted them (deserved or not!).

I grew up with a lot of people who thought that violence solved a lot of problems, and few of them are here today to see how wrong they were.

I understand that my actions were illegal, but when 4 teens follow you to the car, what would you do? Wait till I get my ass kicked? I don`t think so...Not with my visiting uncle and my 8 year old cousin around.

Skirting the bat issue .....
Does everyone in Richmond carry bats in the car?? Ever notice the only people to get in gun fights are those with guns? Ever had to use this bat?

If you are up against real tough guys not just the pretend kind, one guy with a bat vs 4 guys with who knows what, you best come out swinging and keep swinging, cause in the real world that bat would be up your ass. And thats a fact I don`t care what color you are.

Carring a bat around in your car, you are on the lookout for trouble. Otherwise why would you have it. Personal protection? It`s more likely to get used on you.

It seems pretty clear that Verb`s story about the baseball bat, the wallets, the coke, and being outnumbered by four young thugs is both improbable and self-contradictory, changing to suit his convenience.
It makes me wonder whether the first part is true either.

Ignorant comments, right. I think you wish that you had just kept this whole thing to yourself. If it is real, you over reacted and can`t stand being slammed for it. You got scared and used a bat to show that your the man. I bet the next time the punks tangle with someone they`ll come better armed. Thats how it starts to get serious.

"Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent."
Salvor Hardin

Laf.... You honestly believe you are some street god or something don`t you!! Overreact for me?? Maybe...I think the bat part was protection and the slap and the coke was the anger side of me... What would you do??? Try to run away?

Never did denied I have overreacted but did I think the bat was needed? Yes, I felt that it was needed for my safety at the time

Was the slaps needed?? NO...I was angry!!!

Was the coke and wallet needed?? Nope...I was pissed.

This entire story is bullshit and the longer this thread goes on the more evident it is becoming. In the real world you would have had the living fuck beaten out of you and that bat shoved 32 inches up your ass. 5 ft away they stood, fuck anyone could move 5 ft before you even get in the first swing. If you ever even think about doing something like this for real, ya better hope ya didn`t bring a bat to a gun fight. Cause then ya`d really be fucked.

This story is hardly racism, it has ignorant traits no doubt, but I`m getting real tired of evertime any little thing happens, its immediately about race, and ya know what, I have lots of friends of every race you can think of, especially asian, they don`t carry bats around, just in case they might need one.

Wolf, wolf

Wow....You are a freaking troll.... Don`t tell me that I would get my ass kicked. Just because I am on a message board doesn`t mean I don`t have street smart. You are talking crap all the time and I have done nothing to provoke you other then telling a event that has happened to me. Go ahead...Do a search on all my post but I barely post anything about my events unless I believe people should read it for their benefit. I blame everything on Racism...LAf......Those are my least concern as 90 percent of all my friends are either WHITE and BLACK and I would never blame the race thing unless it has truely happened. Hmmmm....asians don`t carry bats around?? Doesn`t have to be bats but I will tell you everybody carries something...DOESN`T HAVE TO BE ASIANS!!!! Just because I am Asian I don`t carry bats??? Man read you comments before you hit the submit button!

Verb you are obviously full of shit, but before you start accusing me of being racist.

I also think white, green purple red, black, olive and magenta people (Wild Onion, Smackyo (at times), Rockky, and BOBO that rabbit) are also full of shit.

I am assuming they are all not Chinese like you.

But You are also one of the less smart people posting on here if you escalated a non violent situation to a violent situation and put an 8 year old at risk.

Well Done.

You win the Over reaction of the year award.

I agree & hopefully the punks recorded his plate number and file a complaint with the rcmp.

Intimidation and violence may work in China but there is no place for that behaviour here.

I see why you carry a bat in your car. You have a bit of a chip on your shoulder and are just waiting for someone to knock it off. Get some help for your anger or it will eat you up.

Well there is a little history of verb

& now this proud LITTLE man has invited me to go experience him & his bat while his buddy films it!

Your a class act verb how would I ever top that?

Congratulations!

YOU win!

here is your award:

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[duffer888]

Well said.

 

[CJ Tylers]

While the story from Mr O did elicit a chuckle from me, I don't think I would've found it funny were I either the waiter (put in a similar/reverse) situation... nor would I have been too impressed were I a customer waiting for my food

As for Tianna's bit of humour... unless you are actually good friends or know each other quite well (you being a regular customer for him)... then IMHO that was in very poor taste. Laughing about it afterwards is perhaps more a way for the waiter to push past the unpleasantness and try to keep a return customer?

Really and truly, there is nothing humourous about dumping coffee... or anything... on someone. It's a sign of disrespect and/or angst with the person. Bannana cream pies are funny. Coffee...not so funny.

It's ok to joke or flirt with wait staff, as long as it isn't disrespectful. Those people are on their feet all day, putting up with gruffy attitudes of people who think that "the customer is always right" equates to "the customer can be an asshat because he's paying".