I asked a waiter once

[big daddy]

KFC'ing

once awhile when I feel like some finger licking good KFCs I would drop by and cracked a few wise cracks if I see a nice hottie on the counter.

my silly order at KFC, "I want to order 2 of your fresh juicy breasts...original... to go"

it's old and lame, but I love it when they give me that look over the counter

 

[nube]

I felt kind of bad even in druken state and left her a huge tip and apology when we left.

Careful, we might have to alter our opinion of you...you might actually be a nice guy

On a second thought...at least when your drunk

 

[kalel]

i've heard enough horror stories from people who worked at restaurants and coffee shops to know not to fuck with waiters and waitresses. i'm not offended by any of the previous postings but just remember next time you're making fun of the waiter, there is somebody dipping a dirty tampon in your bowl of soup or coffee or wiping his ass with your hamburger bun.

 

[big daddy]

the last time me and my employees got food poisoned at this restaurant in Van, not going to name it because it has been settled. I got a generous cash settlement and a very sincere apology from the owner and no legal action were even involved. #1 policy in the food & beverage industry, the customers are always right.

 

[Verb]

#1 policy in the food & beverage industry, the customers are always right.

I thought the #1 rule was ....NEVER fuck with the people handling your food?

 

[Skinnyfat]

Wow

" If I throw my coffee at you, would you be offended"
his face looked like this and he just walked away
I was in a mood, and wanted to see what he would do ( loni laughed so hard I thought she might pee her pants)

What's the worst thing anyone on here has ever asked anyone ?????

Having worked in the food and beverage biz I find this statement offensive.

There is something about people who assume because you are working that they can waste your time and say whatever they wish to you. For some reason servers tend to be sound boards for people who otherwise feel powerless in their own lives.

I once watched street kids yell at a McD's employee. They obviously felt that they had the right because he would not react on them wanting to keep his job.

I would have told you to go fuck yourself.

Imagine a grown woman wanting to pour coffee on another human being.

How would you feel if a client said the same thing to you.

Now before you all start, I have a great sense of humour. I just don't find demeaning honest, hard-working people to be funny.

 

[Mr.O]

To my detractors - READ this!!!!

I bet your ass if I was sitting beside you, I woulda smashed a bowl in your face..

Grow up man!

Hope you guys gave him a big tip considering you made fun of his lack of english and wasting his time.

Mr. O, I'd have to say you were making fun of Asians and trying to make a complete ass out of that waiter. Hope your turn is next asshole.

I think he's full of shit half the time I read his posts!!!

What's funny though is how all the suck ups smacked around O for his post - but no one jumped on the pretty lady for her post!

Mr. O:

I can't believe what I just read, especially in this day and age. Of course you obviously think it is funny to take advantage of people and laughing at their expense. Have you considered how the other person might feel? Likely not, since you find this scenario humorous. This demonstrates a total lack of respect and dignity. These actions certainly indicate just how ignorant and intolerant the two of you are, a definite reflection of your personality and social traits. Have you also considered this is exactly how other people view the two of you, especially when you engage in moronic actions such as this which you somehow find humourous enough to share. But then it is apparent to me that you do not care how others view you.

I cannot understand how anyone would find any humor at all in this scenario. It just demonstrates the type of people the two of you are.

Enough said.

WOW!!
That is a LOT of disgruntled people!

Now did anyone happen to read the part of that last paragraph...
"... & eventually the waiter, roared with laughter! - ..."
I guess not!

Just so all you self righteous pillars of the community can feel better about yourselves you will be happy to know that we frequented that restaraunt every week for the last year that Sexy Girl was in town

The owner himself began to serve us because he enjoyed our company... or more to the truth, her company!

We also had our dinner complimentary once & on another occasion a bottle of wine!

As for the tip the waiter recieved a $30+ dollar tip (for bein' a good sport) on a $85.00 bill... so yeah I think he was understanding. However, I think the big kiss SG gave him as we left is what he will never forget!

So c'mon people is there anything else you can be NEGATIVE, self rightious, snooty & smug about?

Hmmmm, the word Pharisee comes to mind here. (Pot - Kettle??)

By the way, those who feel I'm full of shit go back & read some of your posts & see how felicitous & prolific your writing is.

I write for the many who PM me telling that they enjoy it... NOT for the Dregs on here who have nothing better to do than run others down in order to give themselves a sense of accomplishment.

"Piece out!"
sorry TTT

 

[Skinnyfat]

The reason the manager is serving you is because the servers don't want to. This is very common in the business.

$30 or not you took advantage of his culture and position.

Trailer trash is so rampant on this board.

 

[Mr.O]

Well now...

The reason the manager is serving you is because the servers don't want to. This is very common in the business.

$30 or not you took advantage of his culture and position.

Trailer trash is so rampant on this board.

You're a real die hard now aren't you?

To correct you the waiter who served us is still very friendly to me when I go in by myself or with another lady.
I am well liked & respected in many of those establishments. (sorry to burst your ego)

Get over yourself!

 

[Skinnyfat]

My ego is doing just fine thanks.

Perhaps you should teach that Sum Young Guy joke to your kids.
That way those ways of thinking can just keep being passed down the line.

Anyhoo thanks for enlightening me.

You are right and I am wrong. Better?

 

[Motioncar]

Thought the story was funny as hell. Both Tianna's and O's. Random good humor with strangers, is something there's not enough of.

 

[Mr.O]

Sorry man...

My ego is doing just fine thanks.

Perhaps you should teach that Sum Young Guy joke to your kids.
That way those ways of thinking can just keep being passed down the line.

Anyhoo thanks for enlightening me.

You are right and I am wrong. Better?

... but sometimes the truth is a jagged little pill...
however, if ya swallow hard, you'll get it down!

 

[Skinnyfat]

Now if you'll excuse me I am off to get some "Chicken fried rice and BBQ pork"

All this food talk is making me hungry.

 

[CalgaryPooner]

Dude...you included me in your list of "disgruntled" people?!?

Does that mean you are gruntled?

 

[Mr.O]

Oh GOODY!!!!

Dude...you included me in your list of "disgruntled" people?!? I have no bone to pick with you at all.

I just said that I think you're a good storywriter. I enjoy your highly creative and witty prose on this board.

Well now let's see... including you that means.....
.......
.....

..

Two people still left here who enjoy my posts!!

TTT used to enjoy them but she's not around much anymore. (left me wit da snot nosed kidz too)

Isabelle used to like my Ritin' but she left in a "tiff" (sorry for the pun Hun!)

Randy the "Whore"wald told me he liked my stories, but he's sluttin' else where as well.

Euro Szabina used to show her approval with a little Eropean flair but now she's moved on without a care.

So it looks like you & Tianna!

Well....

That's good enough for me!

What shall I rite next?

How bout Cowboyz & Injuns???

I have no "reservations" writin' bout that kinda stuff!

Oh no!!!

here we go again! -

 

[big daddy]

hahahahaha.. WTF is this? this thread is becoming a little playground for preschoolers. Dont be shock but this is a forum and the internet, so everyone relax and take a blue pill on me. If you cant chill, call up Jerry Springer and have this settled.

 

[bartendr]

The reason the manager is serving you is because the servers don't want to. This is very common in the business.

Common, I dont think so, my server has a job to do, dont wanna do it, get fired.

 

[tianna]

he talked with us for a while after the fact,

i agree with you fully. i found many of the comments tasteless, thoughtless and mean spirited. the original post was unbelievable in lack of respect for another human being. none of us are any better than the next human being. we all deserve to live our lives with a certain amount of dignity.


tianna, would you think it funny if a customer asked you the following:

"would you be offended if after i make love to you, i crapped on your face. i have a bad case of the runs today and have always wanted to try this."

imagine you would not find this funny at all. the server felt the same way.

he knew it was a joke and, he laughed about it.. I also told him all the other things I have wanted to do ,, just to see what happens.. so I meant it as a joke... a joke it was , and if u don't like it don't laugh,, it's that simple

 

[Verb]

WOW!!
That is a LOT of disgruntled people!

Now did anyone happen to read the part of that last paragraph...
"... & eventually the waiter, roared with laughter! - ..."
I guess not!

Just so all you self righteous pillars of the community can feel better about yourselves you will be happy to know that we frequented that restaraunt every week for the last year that Sexy Girl was in town

The owner himself began to serve us because he enjoyed our company... or more to the truth, her company!

We also had our dinner complimentary once & on another occasion a bottle of wine!

As for the tip the waiter recieved a $30+ dollar tip (for bein' a good sport) on a $85.00 bill... so yeah I think he was understanding. However, I think the big kiss SG gave him as we left is what he will never forget!

So c'mon people is there anything else you can be NEGATIVE, self rightious, snooty & smug about?

Hmmmm, the word Pharisee comes to mind here. (Pot - Kettle??)

By the way, those who feel I'm full of shit go back & read some of your posts & see how felicitous & prolific your writing is.

I write for the many who PM me telling that they enjoy it... NOT for the Dregs on here who have nothing better to do than run others down in order to give themselves a sense of accomplishment.

"Piece out!"
sorry TTT

Disgruntled??

No...I am not disgruntled...Just picks me when people try to get a crack outta something by humilating someone else. You said that they were ok and had a smile on their face when you left? What else were they suppose to do?? Kick the shit outta you in front of all their customers?

I stand by what I said that I would smash a bowl in your face because people like you are the ones that people can't stand up for themselves fear!

Do a search on my handle and look for baseball bat.....You will find a thread that explains it all! Shit like this happens all the time....

 

[Skinnyfat]

Details

he knew it was a joke and, he laughed about it.. I also told him all the other things I have wanted to do ,, just to see what happens.. so I meant it as a joke... a joke it was , and if u don't like it don't laugh,, it's that simple

Your story would have been less offensive if you included these details.

Without them you came off as thoughtless.