I asked a waiter once

[tianna]

" If I throw my coffee at you, would you be offended"
his face looked like this and he just walked away
I was in a mood, and wanted to see what he would do ( loni laughed so hard I thought she might pee her pants)

What's the worst thing anyone on here has ever asked anyone ?????

 

[Mr.O]

My SO & I ...

" If I throw my coffee at you, would you be offended"
his face looked like this and he just walked away
I was just in a mood, and wanted to see what he would do ( loni laughed so hard I thought she might pee her pants)

What's the worst thing anyone on here has ever asked anyone ?????

... were once in a Chinese food restaurant & I dared her to ask the waiter for a bowl of soup, to which she replied;
"No problem but what's so daring about that?"

I said;
"it's the type of soup!"

she said;
"what type is that?"

I replied;
"Cream of Sum Yung Guy soup"

She looked at me funny for a few seconds then burst out laughing!

She then leaned over & with a serious look said;
"Your on, what’s the bet for?"

We negotiated a wager (I being a good negotiator ensured I would enjoy either outcome)

So when the waiter returned my very sexy companion gave him an intent look while asking in an very audible & serious voice;
"I don't see any cream of Sum Yung Guy soup on the menu"
"Do you have any cream of Sum Yung Guy soup?"

The waiter lifted up the menu looked over the soup section & said in a disconcerted manner (English was obviously not his first language, which only added to the effect of the moment);
"Qweam of Sum Yung Guy soup"...
- "Qweam of Sum Yung Guy..."
As he scans down the list...

"No, sowry miiss" "we no have on menu"

My very sexy girl replied in a wry tone;
"well could you go in the kitchen & ask if they have any cream of Sum Yung Guy that they could make some soup with?"
"I would really enjoy it if they could"

Well, by this time the table next to us busted out laughing as my Sexy Girl (SG), without batting an eye, was still looking intently at the waiter expecting a response!

To which he replied;
"I go ask fo yew"

Well as you can imagine, SG was now the center of attention in our immediate area, and I just looked at her, rather astounded by how well she was performing her routine.

The waiter returns & addresses my SG with:
"Sowry miis cook say he no have cream of Sum Yung Guy"

And my SG replies;
"well do you have a young guy working here who might know how to make some?"
And then she batted her eye's at him & said in a very alluring voice;
"I was really hoping to get cream of Sum Yung Guy tonight"

The waiter replied & this was priceless;
"I go in kitchen & ask fo you miis"

Needless to say the tables around us were about to faint from trying to hold their laughter in.
As soon as the waiter breeched the kitchen doors everyone burst out laughing & I noticed the waiter poke his head out the doorway to see what the ruckus was about.

A couple of minutes go by & the waiter comes back to the table, visibly shaken & I swear I saw him giggle;
"Sawry miis no won can make that soup for you here"

SG responds with;
"Well I bet they could if I helped"

And with that comment the entire restaurant & eventually the waiter, roared with laughter! - ...
while my SG looked on... intently!

Needless to say after such a stupendous performance my "Dirty Girl" got whatever she wanted that night.

And I was happy to oblige!


---------------------------------------------
That's when she began calling me "Mr.O"

"And now you know...........
the rest of the story!"

 

[tianna]

nice one

............ :d

 

[Horse99]

I didn't ask for it, but once I had a bloody band aid in my chow mein.....

 

[LittleAsianGuy]

oh i asked this waitress to get me a hot napkin with lemon water in a dish cause i just had crab legs. This was at Joe Fortes restaurant and she gave me this pissed off look then said they dont have hot napkins with lemon water for my hands. Then she said i could wash my hands at the washroom.


LOL i didnt dine or dash from this place. Maybe i should have

 

[LittleAsianGuy]

At the PNE i was at the bbq chicken stand and i asked for a fork. This cashier looked at me with a angry look and told me "it's tradition when eating here they use their hands for eating this bbq chicken". Then i replied this chicken cost a fortune and u dont even have a bloody fork

 

[KYG]

... were once in a Chinese food restaurant & I dared her to ask the waiter for a bowl of soup, to which she replied;
"No problem but what's so daring about that?"

I said;
"it's the type of soup!"

she said;
"what type is that?"

I replied;
"Cream of Sum Yung Guy soup"

She looked at me funny for a few seconds then burst out laughing!

She then leaned over & with a serious look said;
"Your on, what’s the bet for?"

We negotiated a wager (I being a good negotiator ensured I would enjoy either outcome)

So when the waiter returned my very sexy companion gave him an intent look while asking in an very audible & serious voice;
"I don't see any cream of Sum Yung Guy soup on the menu"
"Do you have any cream of Sum Yung Guy soup?"

The waiter lifted up the menu looked over the soup section & said in a disconcerted manner (English was obviously not his first language, which only added to the effect of the moment);
"Qweam of Sum Yung Guy soup"...
- "Qweam of Sum Yung Guy..."
As he scans down the list...

"No, sowry miiss" "we no have on menu"

My very sexy girl replied in a wry tone;
"well could you go in the kitchen & ask if they have any cream of Sum Yung Guy that they could make some soup with?"
"I would really enjoy it if they could"

Well, by this time the table next to us busted out laughing as my Sexy Girl (SG), without batting an eye, was still looking intently at the waiter expecting a response!

To which he replied;
"I go ask fo yew"

Well as you can imagine, SG was now the center of attention in our immediate area, and I just looked at her, rather astounded by how well she was performing her routine.

The waiter returns & addresses my SG with:
"Sowry miis cook say he no have cream of Sum Yung Guy"

And my SG replies;
"well do you have a young guy working here who might know how to make some?"
And then she batted her eye's at him & said in a very alluring voice;
"I was really hoping to get cream of Sum Yung Guy tonight"

The waiter replied & this was priceless;
"I go in kitchen & ask fo you miis"

Needless to say the tables around us were about to faint from trying to hold their laughter in.
As soon as the waiter breeched the kitchen doors everyone burst out laughing & I noticed the waiter poke his head out the doorway to see what the ruckus was about.

A couple of minutes go by & the waiter comes back to the table, visibly shaken & I swear I saw him giggle;
"Sawry miis no won can make that soup for you here"

SG responds with;
"Well I bet they could if I helped"

And with that comment the entire restaurant & eventually the waiter, roared with laughter! - ...
while my SG looked on... intently!

Needless to say after such a stupendous performance my "Dirty Girl" got whatever she wanted that night.

And I was happy to oblige!


Hope you guys gave him a big tip considering you made fun of his lack of english and wasting his time.

 

[Verb]

Needless to say the tables around us were about to faint from trying to hold their laughter in.
As soon as the waiter breeched the kitchen doors everyone burst out laughing & I noticed the waiter poke his head out the doorway to see what the ruckus was about.

I bet your ass if I was sitting beside you, I woulda smashed a bowl in your face..

Grow up man!

 

[KYG]

Mr. O, I'd have to say you were making fun of Asians and trying to make a complete ass out of that waiter. Hope your turn is next asshole.

 

[CalvinandHobbes]

Making fun of your waiter...

Only do this after you have eaten and paid the bill in cash...

I work as a waiter and you would not believe what I seen some waiters do to Assh*le customers food.

 

[duffer888]

Mr. O:

I can't believe what I just read, especially in this day and age. Of course you obviously think it is funny to take advantage of people and laughing at their expense. Have you considered how the other person might feel? Likely not, since you find this scenario humorous. This demonstrates a total lack of respect and dignity. These actions certainly indicate just how ignorant and intolerant the two of you are, a definite reflection of your personality and social traits. Have you also considered this is exactly how other people view the two of you, especially when you engage in moronic actions such as this which you somehow find humourous enough to share. But then it is apparent to me that you do not care how others view you.

I cannot understand how anyone would find any humor at all in this scenario. It just demonstrates the type of people the two of you are.

Enough said.

 

[nube]

Mr. O:

I can't believe what I just read, especially in this day and age. Of course you obviously think it is funny to take advantage of people and laughing at their expense. Have you considered how the other person might feel? Likely not, since you find this scenario humorous. This demonstrates a total lack of respect and dignity. These actions certainly indicate just how ignorant and intolerant the two of you are, a definite reflection of your personality and social traits. Have you also considered this is exactly how other people view the two of you, especially when you engage in moronic actions such as this which you somehow find humourous enough to share. But then it is apparent to me that you do not care how others view you.

I cannot understand how anyone would find any humor at all in this scenario. It just demonstrates the type of people the two of you are.

Enough said.

You guys seriously don't think it actually happened do you...I think its a joke by 'O'. A bit in poor taste but still a joke - no different then 'newfie' jokes.

 

[tianna]

well

I was just going for the shock factor.. and I told him that after..... we shared a laugh but in the moment it was priceless

 

[rollerboy]

You guys seriously don't think it actually happened do you...I think its a joke by 'O'. A bit in poor taste but still a joke - no different then 'newfie' jokes.

It's an old one for sure, one that 12 year olds use when prank calling Chinese restaurants. Any restaurant is gonna get that little gem at least once a week.

I think there was a pretty hilarious version of this one on "South Park," though.

 

[wiseone]

True Story.....Once upon a time I was serving on the patio on a 35 degree day and the 2 hotties I was serving asked if I'd mind pouring a pitcher of water all over them while I was watering plants. Thrilled, I complied, got a 40% tip and a phone number.....true story.....so Tianna, feel free to sit in my section anytime!

 

[rollerboy]

" If I throw my coffee at you, would you be offended"
his face looked like this and he just walked away
I was in a mood, and wanted to see what he would do ( loni laughed so hard I thought she might pee her pants)

What's the worst thing anyone on here has ever asked anyone ?????

I would have brought you the best dessert in the house.

"No. I insist. It's on the house, ma'am."

Now, would you have been brave enough to eat it?

 

[tianna]

I would have been a little scared

but if there was chocolate and sauce adnd fudge... I would have dove right in

 

[rollerboy]

but if there was chocolate and sauce adnd fudge... I would have dove right in

Well, then you're my kinda girl, Miss Projectile Cappuccino, because it was perfectly fine.

People are so paranoid.

 

[coca_cola_bj]

I chuckled yesterday when I read the post. Then I read today about how "politically" wrong the joke was both from an ethnic and humiliation factor for the waiter. I might be "politically" wrong but I have laughed at Candid Camera and Just for Laugh skits, I have laughed at Bill Cosby making fun of fat people, Nestor Pistor making fun of Polish people, I have tried to tell jokes with various accents, I have been to Newfoundland and they tell the best Nefie jokes, I laugh at Seinfeld, Latca from Taxi. I am part Asian and have been around when people have told ethnic jokes. In life I think we all need a good laugh now and then. If you think you offend someone you can always apologize, tip the waiter, buy them a beer, etc. Most jokes are a moment in time and are general , not personal against all Chinese or whatever culture is being used. Blond jokes, gender jokes what is okay ? I enjoy and need a good laugh. MY $.02.

 

[CalgaryPooner]

What's the worst thing anyone on here has ever asked anyone ?????

Well, not anyone but keeping with the theme of waiters and waitresses. Was nuked and was down with some buddies at a Montanas in Calgary. This one waitress was hot but in a very innocent way. We got on her each time she came by with little digs about how nice she looked, how great the service was, what time she "got off" and that stuff. She seemed to sort of like it but also was red faced most of the evening.

Finally, after a third too many after I should have stopped prior to even coming out for dinner beer I blurted out "Show us your tits!" to which our table shut up, a buddy kicked me hard. I wouldn't want someone yelling tha at my sister if she was working as a waitress. However, to everyone's surprise, gave us a nice flash of her bra and then hurried off.

I felt kind of bad even in druken state and left her a huge tip and apology when we left. She smiled and she gave me a number which I thought was fake. We dated three months!