I am PIERCING-FREE!

[mistressfreyja]

I turned 30 this year, and being a new decade...it's felt pretty pivotal in terms of self-/life-evaluation.

So, I took out ALL of my piercings! No more tongue, nipples, or clit-hood piercings.....

YIPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

I have to admit, it was terrifying...imagine Sexy Nina with some pliers soaked in vodka, me with my legs hanging open, another gf holding my hand, and the horrendous fear that Nina might accidentally grab ahold of my CLIT! Gawd, I really trust that woman!

Anyway, they are out, and I'm so glad to be rid of them. I was just done with the whole thing, and it sure feels good to have no metal. In fact, it feels GRRRRRREAT!

Next on my to-do list of growing old:

-become a nun
-buy Tootsie granny flat shoes
-donate my Coach bag to the local homeless guys, and get a motorized chair with a pink basket on the front.
-get a perm, and some teeth that I can take OUT to brush!
-take up yelling at the young gaffers, cuz the 'kids these days' get into SUCH trouble.
-join the local senior's center bingo day every wednesday
-volunteer to play the piano for hymns in church (join choir, too?)
-take up knitting tea towels and wash cloths

 

[mistressfreyja]

In all seriousness, it's been interesting to see and compare how my thoughts are changing over time, and generally stop rebelling from family and society as I forgot what my cause was.

I sure don't miss my piercings though. I was just ready to take them out.

Hi Hun
I am 45 I am keeping my labia peircings love them. Anyways enjoy the 30's, once your 40 life is just starting you will love it.

Angie

 

[mistressfreyja]

I've always wanted to fuck with the priest in a confessional booth...we could install a glory hole and REALLY confess our sins.

I'm already 5'10 barefoot...I was on the bottom of playing chicken with my little elementary school bf on my shoulders (hey pony-boy...this is payback). You boys grew way too slow.

That manual is actually for my vibrator. SUPER-CHARGED, BABY!

I'm only jealous of your superfluous 3rd teet.

I will have to buy a 'real' cane so i can beat the nasty misbehaving children into submission.

I LOVE BINGO!!!! Especially since the dabbers are basically obsolete. Computer touch bingo rocks!

I could teach piano...I would be just like my teacher. (If I didn't cut my nails down short, and they were clacking on the keys at my lesson, SHE would cut them for me. EEP!)

Sew clothing, or suturing the wounded person I just ran over with my new electric chair? (*I was side-tracked by my vibrator.)