i AM a noob

[1abnadlt]

But after reading Penhold99's thread, I'm not so sure what to say.
Ok, (deep breath) here goes:
Greetings to poonees and pooners alike, from a humble guy a lot of people call Dork. Although I am sure my (can I say Catholic here?) parents will disown
me once they learn I go into this site, so be it. I have a right to choose my crowd (right, guys?). My parents brainwashed me into believing that lust is a sin, and that if one sins, one will go to hell. Well, let me tell you, growing up with my parents was hell.
Hey, wait a minute... just remembered...you're not my therapist and this is Escort 411...sorry.
Ok, let me get back on track..I REALLY have not been with an SP in all my life...and I would like to take the leap..
I need an uncle or an aunt to help me out because once I'm in the bedroom, I know I will be speechless, then I will literally freeze, and finally, I will fall into a coma.
Any help/comment/? will be appreciated.
(For my 1st, should I see VE's Kira or Tani?..or..Brita or Kimmy of A&E ???
Decisions, decisions....What's it with one's 1st huh?
(Oh, I've had sex before, but never with an SP)
Thanks all.

 

[1abnadlt]

Thanks for the reply above & the PM suggestions.
I understand the differences in $ and I respect the high ends; after all, there ARE the Donald Trumps of this world who can afford them.
Unfortunately, I'm just your average joe in income and my max is 2 browns for FS and some frills.
I narrowed my interest to the above but, hey, I'm open; after all, it's just a date. However, I do want my 1st (w/ an SP) to be memorable. So I keep wishing and planning and anticipating.
Thanks much.

 

[Penhold99]

1abnadlt

Welcome to the Board!

Your question was asked recently on PERB and there were some recommendations that you might want to check out. Try searching and you might have better luck than me (I tried to find it for you but was unsuccessful - but I do recall the thread).

Perhaps someone who is a master of searching can find it and post the link for you.

Penhold