Hygene for clients

Right Said Fred

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TOFTT said:
utt cheeks in the shower before your session and scrub till you're raw ,as if you're expecting her to give you DATO. Oh, also, if you've got hair around your arsehole, I recommend you use some form of Nair to defur around there. :eek: :D
That is something I don't have to worry about because I am as smooth as a baby down there. :D
 

maverick73

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TOFTT said:
Funny that it's not been mentioned so far, but , guys, the shitty ass smell is a real turn off, huge turn off for the gals. Take that bar of soap, or use that liquid soap, spread your butt cheeks in the shower before your session and scrub till you're raw ,as if you're expecting her to give you DATO. Oh, also, if you've got hair around your arsehole, I recommend you use some form of Nair to defur around there. :eek: :D
And make sure you take a huge ass dump before cleaning it. Otherwise, no matter how clean it is, if your log is on the verge of the exitway of your crackhole, the SP, using her female superior sense of smell will be able to sniff you out. But at least combined with all that washing, and maybe a little baby powder sprinkled in your asscrack, your crap will smell like baby crap and not be as offensive as man crap. :eek:

Oh, and after all that washing, make sure you clean the crap off your washing hand! ;)
 
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TOFTT

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maverick73 said:
But at least combined with all that washing, and maybe a little baby powder sprinkled in your asscrack,
and if you don't, the SP will do a Crack Pack on yu, and swamp your ass full of baby powder. They'll rename you Johnson. :D
 

wolverine

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Don't knock the pedicures, gentlemen - it's not like they're going to paint your toenails or any of that. All they do is trim your nails, scrape away the cheese and the bad skin and give those dogs a nice massage.
First of all, it's summer and you don't want your feet to look like shite if you're going to be wearing sandals.
Second, all of the removed corns, dead skin, etc will do wonders for you if you're on your feet a lot, or if you do a lot of running or cardio in the gym.
And finally, the spa is a good place to meet womens! You may get a hot cutie servicing you. And the first time I got a pedicure done, I was chatting up the ladies sitting each side of me, and one of them even me her phone number!

As for the cologne...one small squirt on the neck is all you need, so don't marinate yourselves in it. And lay off the cheap, foul-smelling shit like Old Spice.
 

IceG

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Women do have a better sense of smell...

here's an excerpt from a medical study that confirms women have superior olfactory senses. the interesting part is that SINCE we know women can detect "minute differences in male immunotype" THAN WE CAN INTELLIGENTLY infer woman are going to be able to detect the SOUR ASS odor that TOFTT has been describing.


:D IF YOU STINK, SO WILL YOUR SESSION WITH A SP. further, you are not going to be hooking up in the real world either. :D



Smell and hormones

Women, particularly women of reproductive age, have a more acute sense of smell than men. The smell sensitivity of most women varies across the menstrual cycle, peaking at ovulation (approx. day 14 of cycle where the beginning of menstruation is day 0). This peak in smell sensitivity coincides with a surge in plasma estradiol (an oestrogen). Estradiol also increases during pregnancy, perhaps explaining why some women report an increase in smell (and taste) sensitivity during pregnancy.

Smell declines with age but postmenopausal decreases in smell sensitivity are not reversed by hormone replacement therapy (HRT)1.

In Kallmann's syndrome there is an impaired sense of smell. Affected individuals have deficient gonadotropin levels (hormones that stimulate the function of the testes and the ovaries). Recent studies demonstrate that GnRH neurons originate in olfactory tissues and migrate to the hypothalamus but fail to do so in Kallman's syndrome. In addition the olfactory bulbs fail to develop.

1Hughes et al. Climacteric. 2002 Jun;5(2):140-50



Smell and ageing

As we get old our sense of smell declines. This also affects our sense of taste and food will lose its flavour. By 80 years old 80% of people have some major smell dysfunction and 50% are "anosmic" by the standards of young people. Not only do we lose our sense of smell, we lose our ability to discriminate between smells.[SIZE=7]Women, while also losing smell sensitivity with age, perform better than men at all ages[/SIZE]. Patients with neurodegenerative diseases, such as Alzheimer's disease, suffer olfactory losses. Very early stage Alzheimer's patients show a loss of smell sensitivity.




Smell and mate choice

Recent work from Martha McClintock's lab in Chicago shows that women are able to detect minute differences in male immunotype by smell (Jacob et al., 2002). Immunotype is conferred by HLA alleles, the genes that confer immunity in humans (the equivalent of MHC in animals), and determines our individual smell. We tend to prefer smell of people who have different HLA alleles to our own. This would mean the offspring of such a match would confer immune advantage - more different HLA alleles would be passed on to the kids giving them a greater degree of immunity. We tend to be repelled by people whose immunotype (HLA alleles) is similar to our own. It looks like we choose our partner on the basis of smell (Wedekind et al., 1997) - well it would be one factor anyway. So, why do we spend so much time, and money, disguising it? Actually, we can probably detect the HLA-related smell in spite of our best attempts to cover it up!

Interestingly, the Chicago lab found that the women in their study rated human odour in absolute terms as slightly pleasant and more pleasant than common household odours (0.2 on a scale -5 to +5).
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Body odour

Why do we smell? What makes us smell different?
Our apocrine glands, situated in our axillae (armpits), sternum (centre chest), groin, nipples, cheeks, eyelids, ear, and scalp, secrete compounds that are virtually odorless. They become smelly by the action of bacteria - particularly those living in our armpits (yuk!).

There are three theories currently to explain why we all have a unique smell:

1. The HLA molecules (see above) themselves (which confer "self" and are unique to each individual) might confer an individual smell. Although they are not very volatile.
2. HLA molecules may influence odour by binding unique subsets of peptides, which are secreted and acted on by the bacteria on our skin (e.g. armpits) to make them volatile. These volatile compounds are our smell.
3. The HLA genes may influence the specific populations of bacteria living in our axillae. Different bacteria would then metabolise our secretions in different ways to make different smells.
 

bigdee

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The science of Smell

Thank you for your interesting post Ice G....I have long been interested in the science of smelll...


I guess hoping to find that one irresistable aphrodisiac.






BigDEE - I love a woman with a great bouquet :rolleyes:
 

bigdee

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Circumcision

I am 8'cut male...So I guess this would not be a problem with me.

But it is a good point for those guys who have skin on their meatstick.





BiGDEE - No skin please!!!
 

Paris

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IceG said:
here's an excerpt from a medical study that confirms women have superior olfactory senses. the interesting part is that SINCE we know women can detect "minute differences in male immunotype" THAN WE CAN INTELLIGENTLY infer woman are going to be able to detect the SOUR ASS odor that TOFTT has been describing.


:D IF YOU STINK, SO WILL YOUR SESSION WITH A SP. further, you are not going to be hooking up in the real world either. :D



Smell and hormones

Women, particularly women of reproductive age, have a more acute sense of smell than men. The smell sensitivity of most women varies across the menstrual cycle, peaking at ovulation (approx. day 14 of cycle where the beginning of menstruation is day 0). This peak in smell sensitivity coincides with a surge in plasma estradiol (an oestrogen). Estradiol also increases during pregnancy, perhaps explaining why some women report an increase in smell (and taste) sensitivity during pregnancy.

Smell declines with age but postmenopausal decreases in smell sensitivity are not reversed by hormone replacement therapy (HRT)1.

In Kallmann's syndrome there is an impaired sense of smell. Affected individuals have deficient gonadotropin levels (hormones that stimulate the function of the testes and the ovaries). Recent studies demonstrate that GnRH neurons originate in olfactory tissues and migrate to the hypothalamus but fail to do so in Kallman's syndrome. In addition the olfactory bulbs fail to develop.

1Hughes et al. Climacteric. 2002 Jun;5(2):140-50



Smell and ageing

As we get old our sense of smell declines. This also affects our sense of taste and food will lose its flavour. By 80 years old 80% of people have some major smell dysfunction and 50% are "anosmic" by the standards of young people. Not only do we lose our sense of smell, we lose our ability to discriminate between smells.[SIZE=7]Women, while also losing smell sensitivity with age, perform better than men at all ages[/SIZE]. Patients with neurodegenerative diseases, such as Alzheimer's disease, suffer olfactory losses. Very early stage Alzheimer's patients show a loss of smell sensitivity.




Smell and mate choice

Recent work from Martha McClintock's lab in Chicago shows that women are able to detect minute differences in male immunotype by smell (Jacob et al., 2002). Immunotype is conferred by HLA alleles, the genes that confer immunity in humans (the equivalent of MHC in animals), and determines our individual smell. We tend to prefer smell of people who have different HLA alleles to our own. This would mean the offspring of such a match would confer immune advantage - more different HLA alleles would be passed on to the kids giving them a greater degree of immunity. We tend to be repelled by people whose immunotype (HLA alleles) is similar to our own. It looks like we choose our partner on the basis of smell (Wedekind et al., 1997) - well it would be one factor anyway. So, why do we spend so much time, and money, disguising it? Actually, we can probably detect the HLA-related smell in spite of our best attempts to cover it up!

Interestingly, the Chicago lab found that the women in their study rated human odour in absolute terms as slightly pleasant and more pleasant than common household odours (0.2 on a scale -5 to +5).
Go to top

Body odour

Why do we smell? What makes us smell different?
Our apocrine glands, situated in our axillae (armpits), sternum (centre chest), groin, nipples, cheeks, eyelids, ear, and scalp, secrete compounds that are virtually odorless. They become smelly by the action of bacteria - particularly those living in our armpits (yuk!).

There are three theories currently to explain why we all have a unique smell:

1. The HLA molecules (see above) themselves (which confer "self" and are unique to each individual) might confer an individual smell. Although they are not very volatile.
2. HLA molecules may influence odour by binding unique subsets of peptides, which are secreted and acted on by the bacteria on our skin (e.g. armpits) to make them volatile. These volatile compounds are our smell.
3. The HLA genes may influence the specific populations of bacteria living in our axillae. Different bacteria would then metabolise our secretions in different ways to make different smells.


Alrighty then........I won't be able to sleep after reading this!!!!!!

Paris/Caryn
 

IceG

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Paris, i do not understand your quoting of me, please elaborate so i may respond appropriately. i take it at first read as a form of sarcasm, but i want to be sure before i post my thoughts in return.

further, it might be useful for you to add something to the thread topic rather than just look to start something.




PS. YOU ARE WELCOME BIGDEE, i agree there is alot to the science of phermones that is yet to be discovered and linked to human attraction.
 

maverick73

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1 more thing paris, no need to quote a HUGE post and then add 1 line. Not trying to give you a hard time, just a friendly suggestion. :)
 

Tiffany

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After all this chat of hygeine I shall be happy to go to work. There is nothing worse than bad smells that get stuck in your nose for hours at a time. There have been days I've came home and can still smell that odor, doesn't matter how much I scrub and soap, It gets stuck!! So that ass smell goes a long way!!! As for body hair, It really doesn't bother me just as long as you can't see it blowing in the wind. :eek:

I went for a pedicure once and I was one of the few girls that were in there, the rest were men, big manly men!! I asked the lady and she told me that 3 out of 5 clients are men.

Cheers to everyone's personal hygeine, and find a regimin that works for you, just as long as there's no funky odors we appreciate it!! Oh yeah, remember to lotion!! Not only does it make your skin soft and nice to touch, it slows the aging process.

Tiffany
 

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An OVER THE TOP session with a classy hi trac lady where you can experience bbbj when she does not regularly give such OVER THE TOP service requires many elements of hygene on your part. Any bad smells what so ever will certainly invite the raincoat right from the beginning.

There is also something to be said for boxer shorts. My woody used to always creep back towards and touch my ass hole in those tight fitting jockey shorts shortly after I began kissing the lady. With boxers it heads towards my knees and after a few hugs and kisses usually points straight out at the lady through my pants. Ivariably this invites her interest which is usually followed by some close up attention on her part to see what the heck that big lump is. Again, upon such close inspection on her part, if it don't smell bad she may be sufficiently overwhelmed and interested to give you a royal treat!!

Finally it is not just the uncircumcised that need to attend to spending specific effort cleaning that little area directly behind the head of your penis. I am circumcised but there is still enough skin on my penis when it is soft to bunch up behind the head and create a great environment and resevoir of bad things that lead to bad smells. It is a good idea to rub your fingers over this area and them put them under your nose to see if you are doing a good enough job at washing up. You may be surprised. I know because that was how I learned how to wash up right.
 

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I couldn't agree more with all of the things listed here, but as a moderately old horndog I can't get into the electrolysis idea. God gave me a hairy chest, and who the hell am I to undo what She has done? :D
 
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