Put it into google translate and listen closely, pronunciation and tone are important. I usually get a coy smile and a yes or no
How to Request Fellatio
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Presumably, they're getting a tip for the blow job, so I don't think the wording matters as much as the tip.
And how exactly do you recommend I let them know?
That was the point of my question.
Hiring a sky-writing plane to send a message across the sky saying: HE JUST WANTS A BLOWJOB would most likely not be effective, as the room doesn't have windows, so she coldn't see it.
I was not asking what was the thought I want to convey, but rather what are the best words to convey that thought.
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Yes, Oldfart, and thank-you for the laugh, but it's actually even more complicated than you have set out. Suppose in your heart of hearts what you really wanted was the highly personal service of CIM or CIMWS or CIMWS then she looks up with big adoring eyes and says "Thank-you"? I've had that and I thought it was lovely. Yes she got a tip.
How are you going to ask for that?
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The canucks will win the cup before oldfart gets a BJ
Ha-ha.
The first professional blowjob I got (not including ones from girlfriends) was from a gorgeous blonde, 20-something, Eastern European woman in a 2nd-floor walkup in Picadilly Circus, London in 2008.
my sister's name is lily,
she's a whore in picadilly,
my mother is another in the strand.
My father flogs his asshole
Round the Elephant and Castle
We're the finest fucking family in the land
(William Shakespeare)
If you're ever down in London, and you have no place to go
And you cannot find a spot to sit you down,
For a penny on deposit you can hire a water closet
And a season ticket costs but half-a-crown.
There's a gent's convenience at the corner of Waterloo
And a ladies' one a little further down,
If you've an aching in your heart we get a penny for a fart
We own every public lavat'ry in town.
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Now back to answering your Question,
I`m thinking 2 things to get your question answered. The Obvious would be a clear ask saying BeeJay / BeeBeeJay and even most immigrant with minimal english will understand it ...
Alternatively you can do the tongue cheek popping with the hand motion and hold the tip in advance..
If you're already in the session, then just point down south, and point to mouth, then give these facial expressions 😳 😲 🤤 followed by your hands 🙏 and 🤤 ... for extra style points you can also motion the above again then give them the 🥵🤤
I`m thinking 2 things to get your question answered. The Obvious would be a clear ask saying BeeJay / BeeBeeJay and even most immigrant with minimal english will understand it ...
Alternatively you can do the tongue cheek popping with the hand motion and hold the tip in advance..
If you're already in the session, then just point down south, and point to mouth, then give these facial expressions 😳 😲 🤤 followed by your hands 🙏 and 🤤 ... for extra style points you can also motion the above again then give them the 🥵🤤
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Thank you.
I'm amazed.
Being from an older generation, I have never heard nor spoken the terms "BeeJay" nor "BeeBeeJay" in conversation.
Ever.
Not even in locker rooms, pool halls or in the gutter.
I appreciate finding out that younger folks say such words.
Although I did study Latin, and know the difference between id est and exampla gratis, I meant that in my era we talked in hushed tones about oral sex, cocksucking and blowjobs, but never to beejays, et cetera.
In Latin class, we never conjugated the verb fellate.
All good, the body maybe of different gen, but the mind is still part of the current gen 😉
Nowadays with sex ed, Tinder and casual hookups, along with GMOs that we consume, people are looking to hookup at earlier ages, Dont even need to feel embarassed or shy about it... and besides, you only make the lady feel more awkward if you're not confident about it either ...
We all know if a women clicks with you, they'll make all your wild fantasy's comes true ... Plenty of experience and stories from Bobert1969 to use as reference with his lady unlocking skills.
His most recent one
https://perb.cc/xenforo/threads/bobert-had-a-tall-glass-of-soda-xiao-dimsum-toftt.331251/
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'Twasn't a case of embarrassment nor shyness. Simply vocabulary.
The English language and especially slang terms are always evolving.
I could be wrong, but I suspect that if "beejay" had been a term commonly used to mean a blowjob in 1975, the TV series M*A*S*H would never have introduced a character named B.J. Hunnicutt.
I could be wrong, but I suspect that if "beejay" had been a term commonly used to mean a blowjob in 1975, the TV series M*A*S*H would never have introduced a character named B.J. Hunnicutt.
More or less meaningless link and word. We have no idea how to pronounce this. Tone and pronunciation are key in Mandarin. At least with Google translation sometimes they offer a recording if you correctly enter the Chinese word.
No need to overthink this Oldfart. Have you encountered an issue recently where you were misunderstood?
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