How to hide boner effectively?

[Bridge]

Hang your bowler hat on it?

 

[Scavenger]

It's going to have to be a Top Hat. Bowler doesn't have enough room.

 

[Bridge]

From Mrmotorscooter

 

[Bunghole1]

Poor Guy gets hard-on during X Factor audition.

 

[Harmony-bc]

Poor Guy gets hard-on during X Factor audition.

Once again, I've been proven to be soooooooooo grateful to be born female lol