How to hide boner effectively?

[JulBa]

Quick, I have a meeting in 5

 

[VanCityNewb]

Think of dead puppies.

But this is one reason why working from home is great. 🙂

 

[Pumped]

Great time to file for accommodation of a 'companion/service provider'.

If some Karen can throw a t-shirt on her Shiztu and call it a 'companion/service animal' to help with her 'needs' you should be able to get the same consideration for yours.

 

[uncleg]

Why would you want to ?

 

[Crookedmember]

I can text you a pic of my ex.

 

[PuntMeister]

Splash cold water on it. And think of something horrible.

 

[masterpoonhunter]

I never hide mine, hell I celebrate the big guy!!
Let Boners Show I say!

 

[kelcaine]

Think unsexy thoughts

 

[asf_post]

Punch your egg or eggs repeatedly.

 

[Hazel Mei]

Great time to file for accommodation of a 'companion/service provider'.

If some Karen can throw a t-shirt on her Shiztu and call it a 'companion/service animal' to help with her 'needs' you should be able to get the same consideration for yours.

I was thinking the same thing. Quick, someone hide it in their mouth 🤣

 

[carvesg]

-AC vent cranked up , cold glass of water, bag of ice cubes or frozen gel pack do marvel for shrinkage. Any Canadian should know that...

-Stop mixing your miraculous blue pills with your smarties...

-Safer to stop fantasizing 10 Min before a meeting...just to state the obvious

 

[ChrisAYC]

Put you dick against the waistband of your underwear. That way it wont be poking out.

 

[Airsoft_Fatty]

grow a big belly! you wont be able to see it!

 

[Pumped]

. Quick, someone hide it in their mouth 🤣

Best plan ever!

And suitable for all occasions!

 

[uncleg]

Punch your egg or eggs repeatedly.

Take you don't get into the BDSM section much.....

 

[Bigtittieslover]

I think about my granny

 

[Mr. J]

If it works for Glenn Quagmire, then it'll work for the rest of us.

 

[JulBa]

Thanks guys for the tips.
Boner eliminated.

 

[onegoalwonder]

Thanks guys for the tips.
Boner eliminated.

My problem is ... how to get a fucking boner. I weep for you poor young guys.

 

[Scavenger]

This is not such a weird question. I was wondering the same thing. If you use Trimix injection to get hard the resulting boner can last for hours even after you have cum. Walking down the street with a boner is a problem. I was thinking a good jock strap might do the trick.