How old is everyone?
- Thread starter Little Turtle
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Age is the hardest question for me ever posed on perb. If you have a simple answer, maybe you have a simple life. But I find life is complicated:
Body: 46 yr old, if I don't eat too many carbs or drink too much in the last month, I often pass for younger.
Brain: 28 yr old horny kid that adores beautiful women with beautiful minds, but slightly reserved about my own respective stature. Never EVER want to lose this perspective.
Wisdom: 67 yrs old--what I've seen, what I've done, how I can relate that to wise decision for myself and compassionate / caring listening for others
Naughty Bits: for some strange reason, I seem to be regressing back to 19. Yes! There is a god. I cum harder and bigger now than any time in my life! Must be the hormones in the water....
Psychological: I refuse to be more serious in social situations than a 38 year old, but less stupid than a 23 year old. At times I shift to a wiley old 70 yr veteran and shake my stick at the young whipper-snappers. I think of myself as a beautiful child exploring an old persons planet. Average it out at 50.
Religious: When I hit 100 years old, I will realize that God is a benevolent non-interventionalist. I will enjoy all my blessings, but I won't expect any miracles 'just cuz I think I am the only one worthy of having his prayers delivered. Oh ya, and just for the record, all organized religions are just fucked up off-shoots of the word of man. The word of god got lost, translated, and majorly edited along the way. Once I put pen to ipad on my modern manifesto, I will hit 1,000!
Spiritual: It is ageless to look at a rock on the ground and ponder the infinite expanse of the cosmos. I grew up when I stopped taking the simple things for Granite (LOL). Makes me 68 going on 42.
Sorry, not the answer you were looking for, but hopefully thoughts worth sharing. Yup, I refuse to put a commonplace age on an uncommon life experience.
Labels are death.
I refuse to die.
Just yet.
-Punt.
Body: 46 yr old, if I don't eat too many carbs or drink too much in the last month, I often pass for younger.
Brain: 28 yr old horny kid that adores beautiful women with beautiful minds, but slightly reserved about my own respective stature. Never EVER want to lose this perspective.
Wisdom: 67 yrs old--what I've seen, what I've done, how I can relate that to wise decision for myself and compassionate / caring listening for others
Naughty Bits: for some strange reason, I seem to be regressing back to 19. Yes! There is a god. I cum harder and bigger now than any time in my life! Must be the hormones in the water....
Psychological: I refuse to be more serious in social situations than a 38 year old, but less stupid than a 23 year old. At times I shift to a wiley old 70 yr veteran and shake my stick at the young whipper-snappers. I think of myself as a beautiful child exploring an old persons planet. Average it out at 50.
Religious: When I hit 100 years old, I will realize that God is a benevolent non-interventionalist. I will enjoy all my blessings, but I won't expect any miracles 'just cuz I think I am the only one worthy of having his prayers delivered. Oh ya, and just for the record, all organized religions are just fucked up off-shoots of the word of man. The word of god got lost, translated, and majorly edited along the way. Once I put pen to ipad on my modern manifesto, I will hit 1,000!
Spiritual: It is ageless to look at a rock on the ground and ponder the infinite expanse of the cosmos. I grew up when I stopped taking the simple things for Granite (LOL). Makes me 68 going on 42.
Sorry, not the answer you were looking for, but hopefully thoughts worth sharing. Yup, I refuse to put a commonplace age on an uncommon life experience.
Labels are death.
I refuse to die.
Just yet.
-Punt.
I am old enough to be most the SP's Fathers but young enough to get it up to please them like a boyfriend
L
Larry Storch
Jokes are like sex.........The ladies keep saying:
:frusty:
Neither is any good if you don't get it.....
