How often do SPs compliment your equipment

[Lefty]

Here's my Question; I'm wondering what pooners and SPs think is the average frequency that SPs compliment the clients equipment.

Every session = 100%
4 out of 5 80%
Half 50%
Hardly ever 10-20%
Virtually never 0-5%

I am curious if this is standard procedure for SPs or not. Ladies, please join in.

PS: If I haven't created the poll correctly, please forgive me.

 

[Eden]

I have to confess.......

I don't very often do this. Is it important or do guys think that we make the comments to everyone as a generalized term? I find that I joke around about it more, maybe that is bad!!!

eg. Wow, everything is big from Texas!

Shoot, now I will have to think about this one! Maybe I have made people feel bad, crap! What do you think?

Licks to all.........................................................................!

 

[Avery]

In most situations, you're probably better off not saying anything.

Let's face it, every adult male on the face of the planet has a pretty good idea how he measures up anyway. So, it's risky to exaggerate about the size of a guy's dick. If it's genuinely big, fine, but don't tell him it's big if it isn't, because he'll know you're lying anyway. Then he won't believe any genuine compliments you may throw his way later. And, whatever you do, don't make fun of it if it's small!!

When an SP compliments me about my dick (it does happen sometimes ), my response depends on the mood I'm in. Sometimes, I'll say something like, "I'm glad you like it, because it's the only one I have". However, sometimes I'm feeling more whimsical, so I might ask her what she likes about it. Responses include, "It's big." (not true, it's average - see above); "It's a nice size. (depends on the pussy it's about to enter, I suppose); "It's a nice shape. (see previous answer); "The 'hook' catches my G-spot perfectly"; and "It's SOOOO SMOOTH!!!"

So, if you want to play it safe, don't say anything. To my recollection, none of my top 5 or 6 ATF escorts have ever said anything about Avery Junior. That's fine with me.

 

[WannaPlay]

Not yet a liar.

Only if i find that the "set" is quite nice, or large do i make a comment. I have not gotten to the point of being such a great actress that i can compliment a smelly and or weird penis. I give genuine compliments when i do, i (like many of the other girls on here) want to be known for doing there job well, but also being a good person wich includes not being a liar!!

 

[Marvin]

i can compliment a smelly and or weird penis

I gotta ask - what defines a "weird" penis??

 

[Eden]

Just for the record........

I don't make mean jokes, I joke around about it to ease a stressful situation for some. I didn't want people to think that I would call someone pee wee or something, because that would be spiteful and definately not part of my personality as most of you know.

Licks to all.........................................................................!

 

[Sydney]

Genuine compliments only.

It's always nice to genuinely compliment a man. Be it about size or looks or ability... as long as it's true. Certainly every cock has something going for it!

Sydney xo

 

[The Lizard King]

Hey, how about if we start a new thread...
How often do SPs laugh at your equipment?

 

[wildonion]

I don't bring any equipment to the session, what I have naturally is in fine working order. ;-)

 

[_Ruffian_]

i've been complimented on other things like my arms/chest.

but then again, i don't really care about my weiner as long as it's happy.

 

[jakey_edwards]

Please elaborate

I saw this weird penis that was totally reversed. instead of curving up towards his tummy, it faced the other way. Sex was very uncomfortable.

I've seen some truly gorgeous cocks, and tell them so. Sometimes i ask if i can take a picture lol

I've always wondered about this. Not all pussies are created equal. While I'm not that experienced, I've seen some I'd never go down on, even if the hygiene was a 100%. Then I've seen some that had me drooling.

Is this the same with cocks? What constitutes a gorgeous cock? Is this a case of beauty is in the eye of the beholder?

 

[Teabagger]

Interesting.....

I have found it to be about 50/50. Never about size though, usually about hygene/smooth/shaved etc. Understandable, as I am not supersized. No sense lying about something as obvious as that. Seems most SP's do appreciate the effort of keeping the package tidy.

I do get the 'beautiful' comment though and a couple have stated 'your cock is perfect for deepthroating....' Not sure whether that is an ass backward way of saying you are not that big....... I take it as genuine appreciation and sit back and enjoy....

 

[BobbiVan]

Compliments

I definately agree with all the girls that said they don't compliment unless it deserves one.... I would never inflate someones ego for no reason.

A cock that makes me drool is smooth, trimmed, and clean. It doesn't have to be huge (in fact, those almost make me shudder with fear....fear of a sore jaw) But beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I'm sure there are some girls out there that like them all veiny and hairy.

And teabagger, the perfect for deepthroating comment probably isn't about your size, it's probably more about the shape of it. But you have to think, if it had too much girth, it would hit the molars in the back, thus not being perfect for deepthroating. I'm sure whoever told you that wasn't trying to insult you, I would take it as a compliment!

 

[Commander Chode]

This is a complicated poll to answer. If I take my entire experience in the hobby I would have to say 50-80% have been with ladies who give ungenuine complements. Much of those experiences I was learning, and my eyes led me to see girls who were more worried about turnover then about anything else. I now make better choices.

If the interaction with a SP isn't genuine, I won't repeat.

 

[Lefty]

"You have a really nice...."

It's interesting. The results are not what I would have expected. The candid feedback from the ladies is especially appreciated. I am glad to hear that genuine comments is the norm.

The reality is that most straight men never see other mens gear. At least not erect. The only other cocks (hard ones anyway) we see are in porno's, and lets face it, that is not exactly a typical cross section sampling of the male population.

Women, especially SPs, on the other hand, have the opportunity to sample many more and therefore establish a better expertise.

Keep the votes coming.

 

[BushPilot]

The only times I've ever had compliments on size have been with Asians. Perhaps there's a culture of doing that in Asian countries. Perhaps it has to do with my being, by some fluke, bigger than most of their clients. I generally ignore the comments, as I am smart enough and honest enough to know my own self. I did have a girl I used to bang tell me that I had the perfect penis FOR HER. I truthfully believe that she was being 100% honest, as my cock fit her pussy absolutely perfectly.

For the record, I'd say I'm perfectly average in length, but unfortunately a bit under average in girth.

 

[aznboi9]

the same with cocks? What constitutes a gorgeous cock? Is this a case of beauty is in the eye of the beholder?

A cock that makes me drool is smooth, trimmed, and clean. It doesn't have to be huge (in fact, those almost make me shudder with fear....fear of a sore jaw) But beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I'm sure there are some girls out there that like them all veiny and hairy.

For that matter, what about cut vs uncut? Aesthetically speaking, of course. Do girls like a johnson with a turtleneck or does it just strike them as funny looking?

I've had compliments about the trimming around the little azn (I do designs, just kidding) but never the size. I already know that I'm below average.

 

[bigstick]

I've a bit of an advantage with being uncut witch helps me keep a harder erection. I believe if I was snip I wouldn't get as often a hard erection usually I don't need a chick to get me off usually. Though, I hate after I'm done taking a shower junior really goes junior and it takes usually 20 minutes for it to get back to normal. I remember I had a session with Eve and Emilly seperated times both grabbed the towel off me and least to say junior was shrivled up like a frieghtned turtle and I could tell they weren't impressed luckily later in the session junior made up for it. Eve was suprised how much of a come back junior made. Though, I believe a guys package when it comes to a lady is probably not even in the top5. Looks,money humor, intelligence, good heart, spirit, job, good shape are probably in front of a guys package.

 

[LonelyGhost]

most of the time ...

at first it was a total ego-boost to be told the equipment is 'big' ... but eventually (typical of me) I started wondering what's wrong with the rest of me?

thank god for alcohol.