how often are escorts lesbians in personal life?

[Jethro Bodine]

Last summer I ran across a group of 6 ladies, around the campfire having a good time. So I hailed the fire and was invited in......Turns out , after having a few drinks with them....they were all couples....They informed me that .."Although you are incredibly handsome, and rode up here on your horse to whisk us off our feet......You Cowboy....Don't stand a chance with even one of us."
That was the longest, coldest lonliest night I'd ever spent surrounded by six women.

I hate when that happens.

That is too bad.
I had the opposite happen. In fact it was probably the only "Dear Penthouse Forum" moment of my life. LOL!

I was in New Orleans 8 years ago (I remember it was 2 years post Katrina).
One night after meeting with clients, upon returning to my hotel I decided to stop for a night cap.
The place was empty except for 2 gorgeous women sitting at the bar. We struck up a polite conversation. They were intrigued by the fact I was Canadian and we retired to some chairs by the fireplace.
They were a Lesbian couple. One of them had been married to a man while the other had never been with man (ie: had a real penis inside her). After a few more drinks the conversation became, let's say, less inhibited. The one who had been married kept teasing the other that as much as she prefers women she does miss the feel of a real cock. Suddenly she stands up, grabs my hand and her GF's hand and says that she has a great idea.
Lets just say it turned out to be one of the most sexually exciting and satisfying nights of my life.
I even missed my early flight the next morning and that has never happened to me.

Cheers

 

[Ms Erica Phoenix]

We're all lesbians. All of us.

Aww, don't ruin my fun!

I'm entertained because usually when a client has cared that I'm queer, it's been with some concern that I don't like men: "But how can you like men and women? Which one do you like more??" and sometimes even the good old, "Oh, I'm sure you'll straighten out as you age," as if he needs to be reassured. The OP takes that and runs far in the opposite direction.

Darling, rest assured that were I between those luscious thighs, I would, in that moment, be AT LEAST 100% lesbian. (Right, Miss Tanya? :eyebrows I never said I was straight...i'm as queer as a three dollar bill. I like men, women, and more than one of each at once. As LalaniElectrica puts it, I'm not your average 'cock in pussy' kind of girl ...but I sure look classy at the PTA meetings!

 

[badbadboy]

I get really aroused when I see two women obviously lusting over each other prior to and during a threesome.

It's friken hot to see them so turned on and sharing the experience with me.

I say bring it if they are lesbian and can be top shelf escorts at the same time.

 

[hornygandalf]

Last summer I ran across a group of 6 ladies, around the campfire having a good time. So I hailed the fire and was invited in......Turns out , after having a few drinks with them....they were all couples....They informed me that .."Although you are incredibly handsome, and rode up here on your horse to whisk us off our feet......You Cowboy....Don't stand a chance with even one of us."
That was the longest, coldest lonliest night I'd ever spent surrounded by six women.

I hate when that happens.

And none of them didn't even secretly wondered if they were even a touch bi-sexual when you appeared on scene? Apparently women are much more fluid in their sexuality than men, with men more likely to be either gay or not, and not somewhere on the spectrum between the two. So, there is a reference underlying this to support my comment, but I can't think where it is at the moment (the academic in me commenting).

 

[sybian]

Well.....It wasn't one of my finest moments.

I will say that they were very friendly ,and welcomed an armed man sleeping next to the fire in bear country.

 

[MissingOne]

Last summer I ran across a group of 6 ladies, around the campfire having a good time. So I hailed the fire and was invited in......Turns out , after having a few drinks with them....they were all couples....They informed me that .."Although you are incredibly handsome, and rode up here on your horse to whisk us off our feet......You Cowboy....Don't stand a chance with even one of us."
That was the longest, coldest lonliest night I'd ever spent surrounded by six women.

I hate when that happens.

Happens a lot, does it?

 

[Lavinia]

:fear:

Hahaha! That made me laugh. Bridesmaids?

I am trisexual. I'll try anything sexual. In all seriousness, I love playing with women just as much as men. Especially in a threesome. 2 girls + 1 guy= excellent times.

 

[uncleg]

Hahaha! That made me laugh. Bridesmaids?

I am trisexual. I'll try anything sexual. In all seriousness, I love playing with women just as much as men. Especially in a threesome. 2 girls + 1 guy= excellent times.

Actually as I have gotten older I've been more inclined to be trysexual as well......

 

[Ms Erica Phoenix]

I'm a huge 3-way fan myself. I love em!!

I used to think I was 95% straight but over time I've come to realize the numbers are closer to 60/40.

LOL...yes you do!

 

[Lo-ki]

I'm a huge 3-way fan myself. I love em!!

I used to think I was 95% straight but over time I've come to realize the numbers are closer to 60/40.

You can blame me for that one...I think...

PS
Patiently waiting for round 2...MY WAY...

 

[sybian]

...^...Like it really matters to Lo-ki if the both of you play his way....

 

[Lo-ki]

...^...Like it really matters to Lo-ki if the both of you play his way....

The review will come out...no worries..

 

[badbadboy]

Talk about Win + Win + Win = 3 Winners

When two ladies tremendously enjoy each other's company and also enjoy the client immensely too.

For the uninitiated, that's called 'foreshadowing' lol