How much of a smelly, balding, middle-aged loser are you?

[FuZzYknUckLeS]

I have recently noticed a common theme woven throughout various threads on this board, both by the pooners and the poonees, that the men who see the SPs are typically unattractive and have bad personal hygiene.
So I was curious. Is this fact? Or fiction? I for one am professionally employed, in shape, have all my hair and have women compliment me on my hygiene. Am I the exception? Answer the poll honestly and lets find out.

 

[ghostie]

I suppose that one of the main differences between the SPs and the perbs is that, not only are the SPs vastly more "out there" in pubic, with pictures and basically a standing invitation to anyone who just hit a bank machine to come and "meet" them... they also meet a variety of the perbs. Whereas, except in unusal situations where a friendship might strike up among perbs (such as with that shooting thread) the perbs never meet each other, other than their online handles.

I suppose this goes back to the "are you full of b.s." poll, but I would say there is a lot of temptation in situations - especially where someone is "calling you out" to greatly exaggerate your looks, finances, etc. (I agree with CLM that this happens a lot on this board). For myself, I can honestly say that I am "in my early 30s" (just to keep it somewhat vague), tall, in shape (within reasons, I'm not saying I could try out for the NFL or anything), have all my own hair, am a professional, wear some pretty darn stylish suits and shoes to work every day, both live and work downtown, and drive a very cool 2005 car. I also go on dates with non-"pros" all the time, most of which have some sexual element to them. So if that is the profile of the "loser that sees SPs once in awhile" then fine. I'm not really that concerned with other people's judgement.

Take my girl Diamond that I've been raving about this last little while. I could see her downtown or at a club and totally goo-goo-ga-ga over her and want to get her into bed so bad (which I would). It is concievable that it could happen in a non-pro relationship, but it isn't very likely. If I come up with a few hundred bucks I can make it happen all in the space of a few hours one evening. Now what the hell is wrong with that? It's all about willing buyers and willing sellers... I don't think that "loserliness" really comes into it. Even if a guy is sort of the opposite stereotype of me... he's 55 years, old works a blue collar job in Surrey, has a wife and kids, drives a pick-up turck.... it's still his choice and he is no more a loser than anyone else. (the marriage issue is a bit more morally complex, but I'm not going to preach to anyone)

 

[hitrack]

I worship the days that I can sloth about the house and hygene takes a back seat...way the fukk back.

 

[lenny]

Gutter rats run from me. {YES, they're more afraid of me than i of them}

I'm the worst of all worlds. {NO, the Clingons are my equal}

I'm a loser in looks {DEPENDS...some women might find me passable if a nuclear holocaust had wiped out the male race ; J/K}

and personality, {SAME as above, SW's say they like me, but why?}

but I smell good. {DE-PENDS, in whose opinion?}

I might have a B.O. problem, but that's cause I work out alot.
{NO, cuz i drink too much soymilk?}

I am your typical asshole, plus I am out of shape. {DEFINE out of shape, SVP...i walk .5 hr a day}

I am slightly overweight, but a nice guy with good hygiene. {NO, YES, ?}

I am a fat bastard and I rarely wash or brush. {NO to all}

I'm a beanpole with real bad teeth. But I dress well. {YES, NO, ?}

I'm average weight, but balding and sometimes forget to brush. {?, YES, NO}

I'm my ideal weight, have all my hair, and wash regularly. {?, NO, YES}

I'm all of #9 AND have a way with words and waaay too much $$$ {NO, ?, MAYBE}.

So which of these should i have voted for?

 

[Mchatte]

......that the men who see the SPs are typically unattractive and have bad personal hygiene.

I know I'm not a very handsome dude but I do care about my personal hygiene and most importantly, I would put my personality, character and sense of humour up against any muscle bound stud or other!

I think that an SP will connect with a pooner for the same reason a pooner will connect with an SP. Service may be a big factor for some but I really think that knowing a genuine fun loving sincere person beyond the service part is what makes the connection special.

No doubt, anyone be it an SP or pooner with poor hygiene will attract the same type and they are very welcome to each other.

M

 

[Ned Flanders]

Wow, I am in the Majority!

Gee, the majority of us have good personal hygiene and are a little overweight. I definitely did not predict that!
Actually, I have noticed that in initial encounters with SPs, I seemed to get a bit better attitude when I showed up in a suit. A few years earlier I did weights pretty heavy, as opposed to my current slightly flabby self, and that seems to have a had a slight impact on mileage, but who can tell?

As a side comment, if you own the entire Hugo Boss Collection, drive a 2005 sports car, and used to model for GQ, while this may get you further with a SP, you probably do not need SPs!
Ned

 

[mustangjoe]

yeah, yeah..

Why not make a similar poll where only the SP's answer on the looks of the clients. I'm sure a lot of you creeps and weirdo's perceive yourselves as hunks and studs.

Time for a reality check!!

 

[Maury Beniowski]

Gutter rats run at the very sight of me, but SPs like my money...

 

[PoorGuy]

I'm my ideal weight, have all my hair, and wash regularly.

But I suffer from eczema. So that's why I can't and don't see SP's.

 

[georgebushmoron]

I'm only about 100 lbs overweight and missing some front teeth, plus I have all my hair near my ears (or in them). Other than that, I look great! The first time I visit any SPs, they fall over backwards at my winning smile and the aristocratic air I have about me. Soon they find themselves fawning over my body, caressing my pregnant belly, and kissing my enormous man-breasts. I always get excellent mileage, with offers of extra special treatment just for me only. Others may boast on this board about their various hijinks and how much they are adored, but its all pretense compared to my everyday conquests. I pity you pooners for having competition like me in your midst.

 

[maverick73]

kissing my enormous man-breasts.

I've always wanted a set of man-boobies. I haven't seen the lowerside of 300 lbs since I was in my teens, but for some reason, god never gave me man-boobies. Is it possible for a guy to get breast augmentation?