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Harmony-bc

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Dude I think I know which building you're talking about now haha.

I had a booking today and when it was time to buzzed up, Brosan told me the elevators where down and I had walk to up 15th floors. I didn't mind, but I got lucky and one elevator was working so I hopped a ride.

But funniest thing happened towards the end of my booking. A guy was seeing the girl's roommate and man he was pissed.

"This is BS!"
"You wasted my time walking up here!"
"I wasted 15 mins walking up here" (how slowly do you walk dude....)
"It's my first time *something something*"
"I need a discount!"

Honestly I felt bad for girl cuz it wasn't her fault. She really tried her best calm the client.

But me and the other girl were just trying so hard not burst out laughing :ROFLMAO:
I would have thrown him out. Enjoy your walk back down the stairs with your discount looking self. Toodles lol. It’s stressful enough having elevator issues without also having to deal with mean people that don’t appreciate you 😭
 
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grusse

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Dude I think I know which building you're talking about now haha.

I had a booking today and when it was time to buzzed up, Brosan told me the elevators where down and I had walk to up 15th floors. I didn't mind, but I got lucky and one elevator was working so I hopped a ride.

But funniest thing happened towards the end of my booking. A guy was seeing the girl's roommate and man he was pissed.

"This is BS!"
"You wasted my time walking up here!"
"I wasted 15 mins walking up here" (how slowly do you walk dude....)
"It's my first time *something something*"
"I need a discount!"

Honestly I felt bad for girl cuz it wasn't her fault. She really tried her best calm the client.

But me and the other girl were just trying so hard not burst out laughing :ROFLMAO:
Trying for a discount..did he have a Surrey accent?
 
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ChrisAYC

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Trying for a discount..did he have a Surrey accent?
If you mean to say he was Indian, I don't think so.
I never saw the guy, but in my head I imaged he was East-Asian.
He sounded pretty Canadian-ish with slight Chinese/Canto-accent, but I that just what he sounded like to me.
He had a point in being mad, but he shouldn't have yelled at the girl tbh. Take with management man.
 

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I would have thrown him out. Enjoy your walk back down the stairs with your discount looking self. Toodles lol. It’s stressful enough having elevator issues without also having to deal with mean people that don’t appreciate you 😭
True on the stress, as it's bad enough under normal circumstances for the girls to wonder how many bookings they'll get for the day, let alone how many of the bookings will make the trip up.

He likely has a sense of entitlement expecting a discount, as nobody is forcing him to walk up.
 
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I would have thrown him out. Enjoy your walk back down the stairs with your discount looking self. Toodles lol. It’s stressful enough having elevator issues without also having to deal with mean people that don’t appreciate you 😭
I know they're probably out of their head if they get to that point but what's even the best possible scenario he's expecting? That the BS rant succeeds and she gives you a discount begrudgingly so you get to fuck someone that now clearly dislikes you for slightly cheaper? Take the fucking L and move on.
 

Harmony-bc

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I know they're probably out of their head if they get to that point but what's even the best possible scenario he's expecting? That the BS rant succeeds and she gives you a discount begrudgingly so you get to fuck someone that now clearly dislikes you for slightly cheaper? Take the fucking L and move on.
Exactly. I never understood the bargain hunters. Why do that to somebody you’re about to have sex with?

How to crush all the romance in 20 seconds or less lol
 

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Sad that nobody has even considered the possibility that the customer might have a heart condition, arthritis or mobility issues.
 
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Bluesmile86

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Sad that nobody has even considered the possibility that the customer might have a heart condition, arthritis or mobility issues.
That’s a fair point, as not everyone has the same physical capacity.
It’s easy to forget that health issues and mobility limitations like those you mentioned, can make something as simple as climbing stairs a real barrier.
 
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aoi.toori

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Sounds like this elevator issue has been going on for a while? Would be decent of the booking person to inform the customer that there's elevator issues and they have to climb stairs instead of waiting till they get there to try and bait them into climbing.
 
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ChrisAYC

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FYI, brosan didn't tell me the elevators where down. So I just found right when he told the buzz up. So I get why so people are mad.
The elevators had been down for days, so it's not like it happened that day.
A water pipe burst and the whole building got flooded and the elevator's electronics short-circuited.
 
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This might sound familiar. I’ve run into it a few times over the years, but at a booking this week, all the elevators at a popular incall were out of service. That meant climbing 15 flights of stairs. I was carrying things, which added some weight to the steps, and definitely broke a sweat by the time I reached the door.

Realistically, I’d say 20 flights would be my upper limit; beyond that, the energy spent and your headspace might not feel quite as fresh when you arrive.

I’ve heard of people hiking up to the 30th floor, and one even close to the 60th (well done). Still, many chose to cancel and not bother, which honestly really sucks for the SPs.

It’s an inconvenience for everyone involved, including residents I saw hauling groceries and delivery folks making their rounds. The reality is that not everyone is fit enough, or willing to tackle that many flights, or will be late for their bookings.

So where do you draw the line?
How many floors would you tolerate walking up for a booking before deciding to cancel: none, 10, 20, 30, or 40+?
If I’m following a Hot Assed Honey up the stairs; The Sky is the Limit!😜
 

Bluesmile86

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If I’m following a Hot Assed Honey up the stairs; The Sky is the Limit!😜
Hopefully you’re not talking about one of the pooners trudging up the stairs… lol.
That said, I did once cross paths with an absolute hottie on my way out one time, as she was heading towards the stairs in a tight yoga workout gear. 😄
 
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