??? How Fat Is Too Fat ???

[funnguy694u]

Geez you guy's and gals were busy while i was gone !!! After reading all the comments soo far,i have too say this is my fav.---

However I don't think funguy was offended, just curious if we girls have a weight limit. My elevator holds 1200 ponds so thats my limit, lol. from massagegirl.....

And i dont think anyone is mocking fat ppl,cuz i,m sure if someone started something on skinny ppl you would get just as many things said about them...

 

[Sonny]

i,m sure if someone started something on skinny ppl you would get just as many things said about them...

so true.... it's easy to find something negative to say about anyone

 

[Knud]

...And i dont think anyone is mocking fat ppl,cuz i,m sure if someone started something on skinny ppl you would get just as many things said about them...

If your belt size is 32 - But you wear three of them.
If NASA hopes to land on you by 2018.
If you ask your wife to come to bed dressed like Sara Lee.
If the airlines make you purchase 3 tickets.
If blinking leaves you winded.
If scientists won a Nobel Prize for measuring your gravitational field.

Let's target Negroes or the elderly next.

 

[funnguy694u]

he he he,tooo funny !!! I think only a few ppl actually got wut i was trying to ask,which leads me to believe that i worded it wrong when i orig. asked the Q...

I guess wut i should have asked is : Is there a lbs point when a pooners gets less bang for his buck,than someone of average or better looks ???

 

[HankQuinlan]

I guess wut i should have asked is : Is there a lbs point when a pooners gets less bang for his buck,than someone of average or better looks ???

I would have to be of average or better looks (or at one time have been) to be able to answer that question. At least I don't have to think of booking an appointment with VV.

 

[shedevil]

I was with a sp last night,one that i had not seen in almost a year...After we were done are usuall thing ,she caught me off-gaurd by saying that i have put on some lbs since the last time we met...I asked if it was a problem for her and our future visit's ??? She said no,,,which makes me wonder what is the lbs restrictions of most sp's,and if the is any ???
I am a ex-bodybuilder,and have always maintained that appearance till the last 4 years...But have developed a waistline in the last 14 months and put on 25lbs....
Soo my question too the ladies is,Do you have a limit too the weight of a pooner ????

I would be just as mad if someone said it to me. Unless you are a close friend or family member,even then tread lightly.

I would never say that.

It has never mattered to me before. If I have that judgement, I am open to same the same criticism.

Takes all kinds to make world, right?

SD

 

[shedevil]

I think you are mistaken Shedevil, he is not mad. He clearly rephrased himself since so many people misconstrued what he was saying, here it is

And here I was giving my POV. If it was ME, I would be mad. Evrey person reads it different, does it make my statement any less valuble? I get what he was saying, just MHO.

SD

 

[FuZzYknUckLeS]

Hahahahahahah. I'll take the elderly....'Dear...please move..you're standing on Grannie's Tit'

ROFL!

??? How Old Is Too Old ???

Your back goes out more than you do.
You talk about "good grass" and you're referring to someone's lawn.
You're asleep, but others worry that you're dead.

 

[BobbiVan]

I totally agree with ya

Ok here it goes, and I maybe shooting myself in the foot, or just saying what "others" won't but I am bold and forward enough too come right out and voice my opinion, even though it may not mean beans too anyone.
With myself being an SP I don't mind if clients are alittle or even somewhat overweight, BUT yes there is a limit too what an SP can do. If you are 300+ and expect us to blow ya, makes it alittle hard I am afraid unless you are lying down, and if your looking for F/S unless again, you are lying down or we are riding that is the only way. But for an SP to come out and have mentioned or made an observation, that's all it was, maybe you just read into the wrong way But IMHO there "can be" some restrictions in the weight department with clients as well as SP's themselves. I don't usually kiss and tell, but I had an incident where a client came too my door and was rather a large fellow(well over 300lbs) and I politely told him I couldn't manage it and he respected my choice and thanked me and left. But it is like I said, there is only so much we as SP's can do.
Now in saying this please don't chastize me and stone me too death please, you wanted truth and I gave "mine" maybe brutal but it is still truth. Oh and I will also add that some of the bigger clients are better to have as they are real and just all around plain nice people.

I will have to agree with you on this.

I do this job because I LOVE it. If I"m with someone who is morbidly obese, I'm NOT loving it.

I do love Chubby guys, they are my fave! And I have no problem seeing overweight clients, at all. But when they can't fit into jeans, it's too big.

In the first month of me working I got called to a hotel FAR from me for a two hour appointment. I drove (through traffic) and hour and a half. When I got there, I was very dissapointed. I would say he was about 400 lbs. I didn't know how to handle it. So I didn't say anything....

I was SOOO uncomfortable that after half hour of us chatting and me gettin' naked I was quivering uncontrollably. Sorta made me feel like I was doing something and my body didn't want me to do it.

I tried to be as polite as possible when I told him I was uncomfortable. I had said that I couldn't do it. I felt HORRIBLE!!!

I don't want to hurt ANYONE"S feelings. I felt that he should have told me of his 'handicap*' when he called to make the appointment.

*-I'm not calling him a bad name here, his large size handicaps his ability to perform MOST sexual acts. In this business, I feel that being over 400 pounds is a handicap

I now politely ask for a brief physical description so I don't have to put myself in this position again.

 

[funnguy694u]

WOW !!!! THANKS BOBBI and CalgEscortJen,That was a couple awesome answers....

 

[myselftheother]

yep she lost me there

I would have to be of average or better looks (or at one time have been) to be able to answer that question. At least I don't have to think of booking an appointment with VV.

VV may have just lost more than a few future bookings. I guess being hot and having respect doesn't go hand in hand....

 

[FuZzYknUckLeS]

Cry me a fuckin' river, Hurley.

VV, I like your...um...sleeves.

 

[georgebushmoron]

I was SOOO uncomfortable that after half hour of us chatting and me gettin' naked I was quivering uncontrollably. Sorta made me feel like I was doing something and my body didn't want me to do it.

Jeez you must have really wanted the money bad. Or you're just too "nice" to hurt anyone, to put it diplomatically. Anyhow, your reaction is something I'd imagine if a person was forced to eat a plate of shit.

 

[georgebushmoron]

Fatties may get hard-ons too but i ain't the least bit interested in playing find the weenie in the sweaty folds of blubber on some beached beluga whale.

You're awesome VV! Heh heh

 

[rollerboy]

In the first month of me working I got called to a hotel FAR from me for a two hour appointment. I drove (through traffic) and hour and a half. When I got there, I was very dissapointed. I would say he was about 400 lbs. I didn't know how to handle it. So I didn't say anything....

I was SOOO uncomfortable that after half hour of us chatting and me gettin' naked I was quivering uncontrollably. Sorta made me feel like I was doing something and my body didn't want me to do it.

Bobby's story reminds me of Sera's story about a morbidly obese client, in "Leaving Las Vegas." Actually, Bobby kinda reminds me of Sera. So in a parallel universe, if she'd gone through with it, it might have gone a little a little like this:

'I walked into the room, and he was lying on the bed.
He had his arms behind his head...
and there was just hair everywhere.
He was really, really fat.
He had a large erection.
I remember he was so proud of his large erection.
I asked him where my money was, and he pointed to the dresser.
And then I asked him what he wanted...
and he said, "Lie down, I'm on top."
He started pounding me really hard.
I had to bite my tongue to keep from crying.
He did that for awhile, and then I started to get up.
He pushed me back down, and he held my hair.
He was pulling it, and he stuck his penis in my mouth.
I tried to get up again, and he said...
"Stay there, baby, I'm gonna come on your face."
So he did.
Then he rubbed his semen all over my face and in my hair.
Then he kicked me off the bed and told me to leave.'

 

[Rod Steel]

And i dont think anyone is mocking fat ppl,cuz i,m sure if someone started something on skinny ppl you would get just as many things said about them...

I agree with that FG. It will be a sad day when we cannot laugh at ourselves, our situations or our imperfect bodies.

It is awesome. Just as awesome as making fun of a cancer patient's baldness.

Now THAT is not even remotely funny !!

 

[funnguy694u]

Soo what is perfection ???? Since the beginning of time for humans,there have bin different colors,shapes and sizes of ppl ... Some ppl are born to be thin there whole life and can eat wut ever they want,when others can gain weight eating only a third of wut they do ...Health Cananda tells us what is a perfect weight for us,but really who is to say !!!! It is good that we have a veriaty to chose from , cuz the sexy ppl would not look soo sexy if we all looked the same... All we have too remember is that there is some one for everyone,and beauty in all of us !!!

 

[HankQuinlan]

All we have too remember is that there is some one for everyone,and beauty in all of us !!!

Nope --- some of us are ugly through and through.

 

[rollerboy]

Soo what is perfection ???? Since the beginning of time for humans,there have bin different colors,shapes and sizes of ppl ... Some ppl are born to be thin there whole life and can eat wut ever they want,when others can gain weight eating only a third of wut they do ...Health Cananda tells us what is a perfect weight for us,but really who is to say !!!! It is good that we have a veriaty to chose from , cuz the sexy ppl would not look soo sexy if we all looked the same... All we have too remember is that there is some one for everyone,and beauty in all of us !!!

Fat persecution is an insidious beast. Even fatties disdain other fatties.

In "The Tao of Steve," Dex explains to his best friend, his friend's wife, and the slim hotty he wants to score, "I am the worst kind of fattist, I am a fat fattist."

A fat fattist. Imagine that.