??? How Fat Is Too Fat ???

[funnguy694u]

I was with a sp last night,one that i had not seen in almost a year...After we were done are usuall thing ,she caught me off-gaurd by saying that i have put on some lbs since the last time we met...I asked if it was a problem for her and our future visit's ??? She said no,,,which makes me wonder what is the lbs restrictions of most sp's,and if the is any ???
I am a ex-bodybuilder,and have always maintained that appearance till the last 4 years...But have developed a waistline in the last 14 months and put on 25lbs....
Soo my question too the ladies is,Do you have a limit too the weight of a pooner ????

 

[Knud]

Name her!

 

[funnguy694u]

It is no biggy too me,except for the fact is she is the only person in the last year to point it out....lol...I was just wondering wut if there is a turn off limit to the ladies....Cuzz if there is i better start working less hours,and try like hell too find time to work out again....

 

[hardup]

If you've got a Dunlop or a Dickie-doo then you're too fat.

If you are an average sized individual and your waist is over 34 inches then from a health standpoint you're too fat.

If you're self conscience enough to ask about it in a public forum then you're too fat.

Honestly though I don't think that any Sp will give you an honest answer, 'cause I'm guessin' that most of their clientele have never posed for a Greek sculpture

 

[CalgaryJenn]

My 100% HONEST opinion......

If you've got a Dunlop or a Dickie-doo then you're too fat.

If you are an average sized individual and your waist is over 34 inches then from a health standpoint you're too fat.

If you're self conscience enough to ask about it in a public forum then you're too fat.

Honestly though I don't think that any Sp will give you an honest answer, 'cause I'm guessin' that most of their clientele have never posed for a Greek sculpture

Ok here it goes, and I maybe shooting myself in the foot, or just saying what "others" won't but I am bold and forward enough too come right out and voice my opinion, even though it may not mean beans too anyone.
With myself being an SP I don't mind if clients are alittle or even somewhat overweight, BUT yes there is a limit too what an SP can do. If you are 300+ and expect us to blow ya, makes it alittle hard I am afraid unless you are lying down, and if your looking for F/S unless again, you are lying down or we are riding that is the only way. But for an SP to come out and have mentioned or made an observation, that's all it was, maybe you just read into the wrong way But IMHO there "can be" some restrictions in the weight department with clients as well as SP's themselves. I don't usually kiss and tell, but I had an incident where a client came too my door and was rather a large fellow(well over 300lbs) and I politely told him I couldn't manage it and he respected my choice and thanked me and left. But it is like I said, there is only so much we as SP's can do.
Now in saying this please don't chastize me and stone me too death please, you wanted truth and I gave "mine" maybe brutal but it is still truth. Oh and I will also add that some of the bigger clients are better to have as they are real and just all around plain nice people.

 

[hardup]

Ok here it goes, and I maybe shooting myself in the foot, or just saying what "others" won't but I am bold and forward enough too come right out and voice my opinion, even though it may not mean beans too anyone.
With myself being an SP I don't mind if clients are alittle or even somewhat overweight, BUT yes there is a limit too what an SP can do. If you are 300+ and expect us to blow ya, makes it alittle hard I am afraid unless you are lying down, and if your looking for F/S unless again, you are lying down or we are riding that is the only way. But for an SP to come out and have mentioned or made an observation, that's all it was, maybe you just read into the wrong way But IMHO there "can be" some restrictions in the weight department with clients as well as SP's themselves. I don't usually kiss and tell, but I had an incident where a client came too my door and was rather a large fellow(well over 300lbs) and I politely told him I couldn't manage it and he respected my choice and thanked me and left. But it is like I said, there is only so much we as SP's can do.
Now in saying this please don't chastize me and stone me too death please, you wanted truth and I gave "mine" maybe brutal but it is still truth. Oh and I will also add that some of the bigger clients are better to have as they are real and just all around plain nice people.

Ok ...I stand corrected

 

[Knud]

We aren't here for the escort's pleasure, she should save her judgement of appearance for her boyfriend.
Give her name so we can avoid her if we choose.

 

[Hollybaby]

I've seen clients that have been heavier, and I don't particularly care from a physical standpoint. Honestly, this job has shown me how to appreciate all sorts of different things in people, so it doesn't matter to me if the client looks like Prince Charming.

However, I always worry about these people's health and what their life quality will be like in 10 years. Being overweight will take years off your life!

But I still don't think it was really polite of her to say that. Unless you asked her "Have I gained weight this year?" then I think it would have been best to not say anything. Weight is such a sensitive issue, and you don't want to hurt a client's feelings!

But I'm glad you didn't take it personally. 25 pounds isn't such a big deal, but if you feel like you're overweight, it's soooo much easier to tackle the problem sooner rather than later. I've known friends who gained 10 pounds and it bugged them a lot, but they didn't change their habits, and then by the time they were 20 pounds overweight they found it so frustrating trying to get healthier.

 

[Very Veronica]

go see jenny craig before you see very veronica

Soo my question too the ladies is,Do you have a limit too the weight of a pooner ????

Fatties may get hard-ons too but i ain't the least bit interested in playing find the weenie in the sweaty folds of blubber on some beached beluga whale.

 

[Knud]

heh heh

 

[Randy Whorewald]

Sounds to me like she was just trying to make conversation. You appear to be reading too much into her comment.

 

[Randy Whorewald]

I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend the
other day. We lost track of time, chatting about the
wild, romantic nights we used to enjoy together.
I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be
interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that
"magic."
"Wow!" I said. "I don't know if I could keep pace
with you now. I'm a bit older and a bit balder than
when you last saw me."
She just giggled and said she was sure I'd "rise" to
the challenge.
"Yeah." I said. "Just so long as you don't mind a
man with a waistline that's a few inches wider these
days!"
She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She
teased me saying that tubby bald men were cute,
and she was sure I would still be a great lover.

Anyway, she giggled, "I've put on a few pounds
myself!"



So I told her to fuck off.

 

[FuZzYknUckLeS]

??? How Fat Is Too Fat ???

If your belt size is 32 - But you wear three of them.
If NASA hopes to land on you by 2018.
If you ask your wife to come to bed dressed like Sara Lee.

 

[FuZzYknUckLeS]

??? How Fat Is Too Fat ???

If the airlines make you purchase 3 tickets.
If blinking leaves you winded.
If scientists won a Nobel Prize for measuring your gravitational field.

 

[kokanee_68]

Very well said. Just because someone is fat, doesn't mean they deserve to be the butt of jokes.

I'm sure it's just as painful if someone made comments about a mature lady because of her age.

Damn youre goooooooooooooooooood!

 

[shapeshifter]

Very well said. Just because someone is fat, doesn't mean they deserve to be the butt of jokes.

I'm sure it's just as painful if someone made comments about a mature lady because of her age.

TOUCHE' Avarice! ,,,,,,, THAT was impressive! *standing ovation*

 

[Knud]

I see it's okay to mock fat people on this board, is respect for people completely gone?

 

[Sexy BBW]

It never ceases to amaze me the thought put into some of these posts

 

[mustangjoe]

Fatties may get hard-ons too but i ain't the least bit interested in playing find the weenie in the sweaty folds of blubber on some beached beluga whale.

lol

I find your honest comments a refreshing change to those SP's who bullshit around just for good PR.

 

[Very Veronica]

for the hard to access p. doughboy weenies...

Ha! I've come up with a solution...how bout a nice foot fucking cowgirl style with pse dp option? And you don't even have to put down the doritos!