12,367Km for an epic punt. Although, I was going there anyway, so might as well get in some local poontang.
Calgary is a pretty easy town bro. Pooned there many times. I might have porked your SB already. Sorry ‘bout that if it’s the same girl. Actually, not sorry. Popping cherries is for young couples in love, not horny farts that have been around the block and have some weird un-soiled virgin fantasies IMHO. No badge of honour there. Go get a woman, and leave the blood on the sheets for the home town heroes.
Calgary is a pretty easy town bro. Pooned there many times. I might have porked your SB already. Sorry ‘bout that if it’s the same girl. Actually, not sorry. Popping cherries is for young couples in love, not horny farts that have been around the block and have some weird un-soiled virgin fantasies IMHO. No badge of honour there. Go get a woman, and leave the blood on the sheets for the home town heroes.





