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How does a man respectfully tell a woman she needs pussy hygiene?

Rusty razor

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I love going down on a woman’s fresh odourless pussy, but after a couple of bad experiences with going down on something that was like a fermented concoction of sour milk and week old tuna that was left out on the counter I have learned to test in the dark with a finger first and if it’s exceptionally fragrant then that finger inadvertently finds itself under her nose. The ones that don’t acknowledge that something is amiss are never seen again, a few have reacted by going OMG 😱
 

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This whole thread is wild to me because like… she knows. Would you not notice if your dick smelled like that? Actually you prob wouldn’t 😂 but we know.

also…
odourless pussy
doesn’t exist. Pussy has an odour. Grow up lol
 

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This whole thread is wild to me because like… she knows. Would you not notice if your dick smelled like that? Actually you prob wouldn’t 😂 but we know.

also…

doesn’t exist. Pussy has an odour. Grow up lol
Sorry Charlie but I can say from experience that I have been with at least three different women that where absolutely odourless- zero. I f it was because of hygiene, diet or genetics I can’t say. Normal scent is to be expected, but old tuna boat isn’t particularly enjoyable.
 

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Sorry Charlie but I can say from experience that I have been with at least three different women that where absolutely odourless- zero. I f it was because of hygiene, diet or genetics I can’t say. Normal scent is to be expected, but old tuna boat isn’t particularly enjoyable.
Well, that’s not natural or normal 🤷🏼‍♀️or maybe you have a shit sense of smell HAHAHHAA
 
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Sorry Charlie but I can say from experience that I have been with at least three different women that where absolutely odourless- zero. I f it was because of hygiene, diet or genetics I can’t say. Normal scent is to be expected, but old tuna boat isn’t particularly enjoyable.
Agreed, I've dined on hundreds of pussies. On the most part they do have various degrees of odor,however there are the odd exceptions where they literally have no taste or odor.
 

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Well, that’s not natural or normal 🤷🏼‍♀️or maybe you have a shit sense of smell HAHAHHAA
Or sometime there's a chemical compatibility between two people that others don't necessarily have with each other .

Certain parfums reminds me of mothballs on women and when I ask people around to what scent they relate it to...quite often people around will tell me different types of flowers. I get my answer without offending while there's nothing i can do about my own sense of smell.

And add to that as stated previously a copious meal of something that you are not familiar to and or chemically incompatible with.... someone is in for a surprise. But doesn't mean that the next person will experience the same smell .
 

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This whole thread is wild to me because like… she knows. Would you not notice if your dick smelled like that? Actually you prob wouldn’t 😂 but we know.

also…

doesn’t exist. Pussy has an odour. Grow up lol
I’ve always said once you get past the small you got r licked. 😛
 

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If I'm being honest I can kinda agree with him, some have no odour. I truly find mine personally does not have an odour, I'm not trying to be rude though by stating that. One time a dude told me not to wash for a few days so I can produce maybe some type of odour down below... which I didn't agree to do lol.
I can say that this sounds accurate. Lifestyle, diet, hormones..etc can play a difference
For some reason I noticed women who've had children don't produce funky odour the same way as women who've had no children do. Not sure why, it's something I personally caught notice of. I have a weird sense of smell, I can smell blood sometimes when women are on their period. I was told it's not normal to be able to smell that lol
But anyway, I am very self conscious about odour myself as a result and always wash up down there whenever I go to the bathroom. That means Bidet and soap dispenser, wipe dry and powder up.
 
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Thank you for all of the great feedback!
Absolutely pussy with zero odour exists. I seen it with my own eyes many times!

For further info the woman in question I've seen four times. Twice was no odour and twice with. I'm gonna say something and we all know no matter what I say it's going to be an uncomfortable experience. I was optimistic someone somewhere had found just the right words to say.. ;)
 
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Sometimes it's either a yeast infection or vaginitis or vaginosis. There is over the counter medication that can get rid of it. If that doesn't do it they need to see a doctor. Whether it is up to a customer to advise an SP about their vaginal health is another question.
 
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Where salty water pee comes out...of course, there's odor. I've never encountered a lady without odor. It's part of the human body function. If it's dirty unclean, infection then that is another story but, in all, It doesn't bother me. Mind you, I've been buried in ass and vagina by pro dommes lol so....
 

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Easy.

Tell her you gotta talk and then buy her a kitten and a pair of fancy high jeans. Hand them to her. Then tell her to read between the lines.

Pussy - high jeans.

She'll be mad, no doubt - but the cute kitten and designer jeans will soften her anger.

You're well cummed

Good Improv!

And best to have the receipt so she can return them too 🤣

Same way as you break up with them. Text message.
I thought we just slip them a note under the door and run 🤣

Or i guess you could order her a DOOR Dash / UBER / SKIP meal delivered to her and tip the driver to tell her 🤣
 
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