How do you prepare for an "outcall"?

[erexpill.com]

- I was wondering what other pooners thoughts here were about the ideal "date" with a lady??. What do you like to do?, or how do you like to entertain?. Do you just call em up, let em in and slam bam thank-you maam or follow a different route?

- Myself personally, ive always been the kind of person to put myself second (even if I am footing the bill) -- I like to have a clean place. I will only call if my place is spotless (I cheat cause I have a maid ), have a nice long bath soaking in green tea to alleviate the days stresses, pick out a nice pressed shirt, gel the hair a little and dab on some light cologne ..... next I'll prepare for the setting by picking out a nice bottle of wine and some good music. Once thats done I'll have a few movies layin around we can plug in and watch while sipping wine (makes a good ice-breaker) ..... Porn muted in the background is fun, cause its always a great conversation maker and gets the jokes goin (not hardcore DP, DAP but Vivid type stuff im talkin about) ...... After all this I like to chit chat and have really good conversation before getting down to the dirty. For me its all about build-up and getting to know the real person before actually doing the deed ..... this is what I find sexy and naughty at the same time .... mind you it usually runs at about 2 hours + squeezing this all in ..... ah well

 

[georgebushmoron]

I prepare by taking a long long dump first.

 

[erexpill.com]

I prepare by taking a long long dump first.

- Short but insightfull

 

[chiefwiggum]

I prepare by taking a long long dump first.

Well, at least he's honest !

 

[eljudo]

I prepare by taking a long long dump first.

I concur that as well!!

the one that makes the veins stick out on the side of your neck.. u know, just before you start feeling pain down your leg due to the incoming stroke.

 

[hitrack]

I prepare by taking a long long dump first.

Nothing like dropping some friends off at the pool!!!

 

[mick_eight]

potty jokes are very significant markers,indicating perverted warped minds..........Fuck !!!! out of ass wipe agin

 

[Herb_The_Perb]

I prepare by taking a long long dump first.

But isn't there a major danger that you'll fall off the seat, hit your head, and bruise your face?

 

[georgebushmoron]

Then I take a shower and wash my ass real good, jump out, pull the ass cheeks wide open looking in the mirror to make sure there isn't toiler paper still stuck to my ass hairs, splash on the Hai Karate to my balls and ass crack, put on my yellow silk boxers with the happy faces, slap on my super-oversized size 50 hip-hop acid wash jeans (making sure they hang low so my cool undies show), grab the tank top lying in the heap of clothing I've been wearing the last week (give it a good smell first to make sure its OK), wrap the bandenna around the forehead and put on the gold chains and my oversized Chinatown fake Rolex, and I'm good to go. Oh yeh, practice some hip hop moves while waiting for the biatch to arrive too.

Ya gotta keep clean and proper... and respect da bitches.

 

[hitrack]

1st off I never did outcalls, the idea of having a chick at my own house is not in my realm of rational thought. Hotel room....who gives a fukk.

2nd, how do you prepare....I can't believe no one said the bloody obvious. You have to whack off before she gets there, so when your doing the nasty you last longer.

 

[georgebushmoron]

You have to whack off before she gets there, so when your doing the nasty you last longer.

Yeh but if you do, then you don't get to plaster her face with a heavy layer of dick snot. Respect da bitches!

 

[Herb_The_Perb]

good point, remember that GBM choked and passed out because of a pretzel!

That wasn't a pretzel he choked on, it was HotMilitaryStud.com's Jeff Gannon.

 

[IQof10]

Aren't you glad you asked?

Boy is this thread fucked up

 

[Very Veronica]

And you guys wonder why some sp's charge the big bucks.

 

[georgebushmoron]

I got da cash for da gash WASSUP YO!

 

[chiefwiggum]

And you guys wonder why some sp's charge the big bucks.

ROTFLMAO

 

[Very Veronica]

I got da cash for da gash WASSUP YO!

Money may buy you a pretty good dog but it won't buy the wag of it's tail.

~Henry Wheeler Shaw

 

[Herb_The_Perb]

I got da cash for da gash WASSUP YO!

Dubya, does this mean that you stopped humping Condisleeza Rice & Karen "Green Polyester Pantsuit" Hughes?

 

[georgebushmoron]

Condisleeza Rice

Holy crap I gotta barf

 

[mick_eight]

George, we have to agree to disagree on connie, man I'd suck on her pussy until ww3,or a least till they find osma. Man that spinner is hot......OR do you know something the rest of the world don't? How about a review george Hmmmm