i know looks is all subjective, ie. beauty in the eye of the beholder, but the original post says he wants "real HOT" (in caps too!)...
... 'REAL HOT'...that to me, is where you have guys drooling all over her if she walked on robson street, or suntanning at english bay in her bikini, or those hot Cactus club chicks...
hey bjh, 'real hot' to me is where I AM DROOLING, not necessarily other guys.
for example, there was this one time, at band camp, when Fern introduced me to this young college gal Stephanie, who wanted to give me a massage, well she didn't have all the other guys drooling kuz there was this other gal, can't remember her name, an all made-up glittery lipsticked bigtitted hussy showing uber cleavage that the other guys were drooling all over and so i got this quiet hot sweetie with glasses, flawless skin, super nice firm c cups, slim waist, bubble but, great legs and a smile that knocked me out. now she was HOT.

the other gal... meh, not so much.