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SlimShady

I like to poon.
Oct 29, 2002
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SWEET%...................LOVELY%.... - w4m - 21 (CALGARY)
Reply to: pers-675611418@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-05-10, 1:28PM MDT


LOOKING FOR FUN ????

CALL ME :14036679962

MY NAME IS HONEY

34C-24-34, 105Lbs, 5"1 tall

IN CALL & OUT CaLL BOTH OK!!!!!!!

No blocked calls, e-mails or text messages please


There was a picture attached but it was just another generic Asian chick grabbed from the interweb so I decided not to post it.

Soooo my 'friend' decides he needs to poon so he clicks a few sites and comes up with this one. A phone call and a 1/2 hour later he was on his way to the Pointe Inn for a mid afternoon affair.

It's been awhile since my 'friend' was at the Pointe Inn.. I think the rooms were 49.95 a night at that time.

He was told the room number and he proceeded in and up the flight of stairs. Prior to booking it was agreed for 1/2 hour for $200. He thought what the hell. It was Mother's Day. Why not celebrate? It turns out that Honey is/was a mother.

Knocked quietly on the door as I overheard her on the phone so I didn't want to interrupt her. She finished and I knocked a little louder. She opened the door in a tight gold clubwear type dress. I thought it looked good and she wasn't bad either. She was about 5'1" or so. Asian. 105 lbs would be about right. The measurement would be about right as well. Maybe 32 instead of 34 and a small waist as well. Enhanced boobs. They looked good.

She took me in and showed me the shower. Had a quick shower and then she did. Bummer she didn't join me but I probably smelled of empties as I just came back from returning this weeks haul to pay for this session.

We both went to the bed after our showers. She started with kissing and light biting here and there. Made it down for a BBBJ for awhile. Then the hat went on for a little more BJ. She was worried that it might not fit and that it wasn't 'average'. Great I thought. Like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?? Nope. It was a stretch for her I guess. I tried to be gentle. A few positions and what not. She didn't stop me from any positions I wanted to try nor did she try to change the rhythmn or depth. I was actually enjoying myself.

It was getting close to the 1/2 hour mark which did start after we were on the bed. I decided to finish the way I always like. So I gave her a donkey punch and called it a session.

A few notes to consider:

She is early 20's. I thought she had a pretty look to her. Gold dress was a plus. English was very acceptable. Maybe I'm getting better at understanding.

It was a hotel encounter which may or may not matter for some of you. She did have a caesarean scar which didn't detract from my experience. A little baby damage but nothing to write home about.....yet. Give it a few years and you will think different. She does have age on her side.

No smoke in the room or evidence of smoking. She offered towels to me for the 2 showers. She did have this scar/burn thing on her neck right below where an adam's apple would be. It was maybe the size of a dime. Might have been surgery? And no she wasn't a ladyboy. Just thought I would make a note of it. She also had soft skin.

I felt it was acceptable VFM.

I Am.

I Got Nothing For This One.

SlimShady
 

munster

New member
Jan 29, 2006
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Wow Slim! that was one of the best!

Donkey Punch....im still laughing...o and my thoughts exactly about the english!
 

SlimShady

I like to poon.
Oct 29, 2002
858
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The donkey punch was just a joke.

I don't want people thinking I punched her.

I think the donkey punch is an urban legend.
 
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