Holistic Bodywork CL

[Celeres]

Found this tempting ad and was wondering if anyone gave her a try:


Looking for a top notch, professionally performed massage, nothing more?

Mid 40's, Caucasian certified holistic female bodyworker with 20 years experience is taking appointments in a beautiful, immaculately clean residence based wellness room near Joyce St & E.29 ave.
~ Swedish ~ Deep Tissue ~ Hot Stone ~ Sports ~ light relaxation ~

Exceptionally priced : $50 1 hour * $60 1.5 hrs * $75 2 hrs
_____Please allow a minimum of 1 hour notice for bookings_________

Extra wide massage table, hot towels, shower available. Ample free parking.
PROFESSIONAL NON SEXUAL MASSAGE ONLY.
Saturday & Sunday 10 am to last session start time of 5 pm. Mon- Fri 10 am - 10 pm.

Bookings/info @ #778/834/4234 - thanks for reading!


Anyone know if hand release available? Thanks

 

[Tarzen]

I've gotten the opportunity to see this lady many times and received a massage everytime. shes prob in her 40.

for 75 bucks for 2hrs massage. i mainly go there to rest and nap the 2hrs while she loosen up my muscles. and then look up some girl next door within the area for some boom sakalaka.

she seems to be pretty busy and has build up regulars visiting her. I say this because everytime I text her for a get together she is booked.

her massage is decent alright. I give it 6/10.

 

[apl16]

Thx, Tarzen. Nice to see you posting again.

 

[CMS]

I was drawn in by the ad and prices, so visited her a while back. "Beautiful, immaculate, and clean" is a huge stretch for her place and studio...I nearly walked when I first got there. Massage was very average, and yes, HR is available and was offered, however I declined, and I 'rarely' decline. I took the 2 hr session, which was shorted by at least 20 minutes...overall left disappointed.

 

[Tarzen]

cms - i question your points. the inside of her suite i find her place reasonably clean and beautiful. with fitting decor and relaxing music like a spa environment. always fresh warm towels that just came out of the dryer.

I went so many times. HR was never hinted or offered to me. Everytime when I turn over. there is no eye contact from her when faced up. A towel is always covered over the tarzen below. Well... thumbs up to you getting offered a HR. If she offered that to me... I won't need to spend another session with another for some boom shaka laka.

Everytime I book 2hr. I get the full 2hr and many times actually went over 2hrs.

I really question your claims.

 

[CMS]

Tarzen, you can question my comments all you like, however the bottom line is everyone's experiences are different.

To give her the benefit of the doubt, possibly I caught her on an off day, however IMO, her place simply wasn't "beautiful, immaculate, and clean", and reminiscent of a "spa"...as described. It looked and felt dirty, with no clean towels (I dried off from the shower with a paper towel). She did short the time on the session, as I too booked 2 hours and was out in just over 90 minutes...no excuse for that.

As far as the HR, as I mentioned, everyones experiences are different. She offered for a small charge, and I declined...not sure what else to tell you?! Outside of the studio, I had zero attraction, and her 'just rolled outta bed (and not in a sexy way) look', along with her hacking up a lung throughout the session just didn't do it for me.

If mediocre 6/10 sessions (as you describe) are reason enough to repeat, simply because they're inexpensive, then fill your boots. Not for me, and nor would I repeat.