oh man, I shouldn't be posting again.
tossed my virginity to a SW on the old Quebec area main street stroll when I was 17. my buddy at the time had recently lost his and wouldn't shut up about it. I had a car, a job, and walking around money, so I figured 'why not?'
no rAgrets. none whatsoever.
buddies and I were asshole teenagers. it was our job. we used to pile in to a car hit the Hastings stroll. roll up Quebec street, up to false creek to Granville bridge to the helmcken/seymour stroll. over the Cambie then up Kingsway. we called em "whure tours" afterwards we stopped at Lesters for video games and late night eats. or 6th avenue cinema for $ 2.50 midnight showings of army of darkness or alien 3. or the knight and day on 6th towards the river that was 24 hours. just 4 stupid kids making jokes. laughing. talking about chicks. talking about movies. sipping coffee and tossing around cold fries and gravy talking about god.
I miss my friends. you kinda want to re-connect. but I think I know it wouldn't be the same. I just watch them from a distance. stock their socials.
fell in love around this time. eventually married. eventually divorced. absolutely obliterated my heart. no kids though. I couldn't put a kid through that. silver linings I guess.
had a couple of really hot sessions with classy angel back when she was just angel amongst the concrete sky rises off king George. (section 4 buy and sell R.I.P.)
03-06 was kinda quiet. my first 3-way with a provider named avarice. can't remember the 2nd lady for the life of me. Lisa gigglez in the apartments behind Lougheed mall. a really sexy lady named Sara who worked in the apartments around north road and Austin. I did shit with her where I had trouble looking myself in the eye afterwards. coquitlam didn't have a bad scene back then. OH! first trip to Greece with Jennifer in new west.
hit mugs and jugs for drinks, strippers, and dancing with a provider named Sheena West. she was trying to hook up a date in the club next door. I felt like a chump, but she struck out in the club, she blew me in the truck on the way back to her place, but not before squirting all over my floor mats. this was where I learned that the only acceptable reply when a woman tells you she can squirt is "I don't believe you"
sometimes I think she was the actual one that got away.
I think it was '06 and '07 I discovered micros. ada, yoyo,jojo,heidi. all in those buildings up and down Alberni. Ada, to this day, is the best sex ive ever had. never went raw with her though. we used to just make out in the shower and devour each other. she's the only woman who has made me climax orally, and has a raw, sensual, natural sexuality that I haven't in encountered in this strange hobby, or my personal life ever since.
hit the micros at least once a month until I left bc back in 18. Alberni street. then out in Richmond around Landsdowne and Richmond centre. Joyce street. Kingsway. tri-cities was always more miss than hit. ive been to a lot of micros over the years and I think ive only had 2 bad experiences. micros are like pizza when you're drunk. even when its bad, its actually pretty good.
this one micro on Kingsway just before Nanaimo. I don't know how old this lady was but I do know her boob job was so recent that her new tits were still eligible for apple care. if I had to guess, id say she was in her "autumn years" she smelled of kimchi and cigarettes and I honestly don't know why I didn't just leave when she opened the door. im bi-polar and don't sleep well, and this was one of those 3AM craigslist and bad decision type of evenings. she was actually a nice lady. I mean. she answered text messages mid-session. there are conflicting feelings that bubble to the surface when a woman has your cock in her mouth, your balls in her right hand, texting with a cell phone in her left hand and is performing every one of those tasks with an alarming amount of proficiency.
im going to call that a digital 3-way. and since it was probably another one of you motherfuckers texting her im also going to call it a bi-sexual experience. I just broadened my horizons. yaaaaaay.
another girl at another micro. more or less walked in the room took my donation, handed me a rubber, jerked me off a little, pulled her undies down and bent over. not a real turn on, but I got there. life gives you lemons sometimes kids.
in the shower with another lady. either the shitty side of 40, or the nicer side of 50. pretty much me in stature minus the dick (im carved out of pizza dough) I have a raging erection for some reason, and a mole just a little to the left of my shaft.well, auntie sees it, wrinkles her nose at it, flicks it with her thumb a couple of times decides its not something she should concern herself with and continues blowing me. oh yeah, when she swatted at the mole next to my shaft with her thumb I was like "owwwwwwww what the fuck lady!?" and she gives me this like "seriously dude?" look.
fuck I could go on.
later taters
