Hillbilly Ingenuity

[BDAClub]

A Tennessee redneck was stopped by a game warden in
East Tennessee recently with two ice chests of fish, leaving a river well known for its fishing.
The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to
catch those fish?"

"Naw, my friend, I ain't got no license. These here are
my pet fish."

"Pet fish?"

"Yep. Every night I take these fish down to the river
and let 'em swim 'round for a while. Then I whistle and they jump right back into this ice chest and I take 'em home."

"That's a bunch of bull! Fish can't do that!"

The redneck looked at the game warden for a moment and
then said, "It's the truth. I'll show you. It really works."

"Okay, I've GOT to see this!"

The redneck poured the fish into the river and stood and
waited.

After several minutes, the game warden turned to him and
said, "Well?"

"Well, what?" said the redneck.

"When are you going to call them back?"

"Call who back?"

"The FISH!"

"What fish?"

We in Tennessee may not be as smart as some, but we
ain't as dumb as most.

 

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Oh man the boys down at the New York Stock Exchange are gonna be pissing themselves when I tell 'em this one.